tell ya what you wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy grab yo glasses and your ready to hit the city.
Take a green bike to brunch at the chef, after that you go give johnny kaw a high five and grab a boba tea from thai noodle, see if there is anything awesome in that little clearance section of acme gift.. whats this a little chipped pint glass that says ski Kansas with a guy on a cow on it for a buck?? eff yes
after that is done you load up a cooler and your yaks and bros take off on a float trip.. you get halfway done with your beer and halfway to st George before you realize none of you idiots parked a car over there....
uh oh lets uber it up bitches with our non joint account!
float trip is done now what?? man, I'm hungry.. we should go to taco lucha.. but its always packed.. hoooooo students are gone lets slam some tecates on the patio!
lets go take a quick catnap..ZZzzz done with that how about a bbq and some yard games
it's getting late now.. whats this midget wrestling in JC? alright I'm down.. balls its $30 at the door, welp we're already in JC, dare we.. shall we? Alright mustangs it is..
welp that was interesting to say the least.. how about back to the ville? OK! then take some filly home and not remember her name in the morning
