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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2017, 01:18:01 PM »
Mods pls merge with the master shroom hunting thread.  TIA.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27556.msg809848#msg809848


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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2017, 02:14:00 PM »
we might as well just lockdown the combo board. we've come to the end of stuff to talk about folks

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2017, 02:17:14 PM »
we might as well just lockdown the combo board. we've come to the end of stuff to talk about folks
the thing is, the earlier thread was absolutely better.  In fact, I remember exactly where I was when I read it.

we've no doubt lost a step or two since those halcyon days.


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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2017, 02:18:29 PM »
gotten so old we can't even remember what threads we've done  :lol:

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2017, 02:36:37 PM »
Bread  :cry:

Also do we need to add CNS to the missing persons list?
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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2017, 03:37:49 PM »
what if cns is actually bigfoot and when hes in hiding he's actually on here bbs'ing with us

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2017, 09:32:46 PM »
Bread  :cry:

Also do we need to add CNS to the missing persons list?

Yea he gone.
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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2017, 07:53:01 PM »
When they leave us, where do they go?  Not that I care, but...
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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2017, 08:17:36 PM »
Learn more about fungus man! Most of that crap is underground (Ben Folds style)

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2017, 01:08:30 PM »
Morel hunting is big here in WV as well. Some more tips about when/where: look for freshly dead trees (i forget what species atm) or ones that have burnt and been downed naturally. Morels will pop up like wildfire (no pun intended) after a fire in the woods.

Also, protip for ensuring they have the best chamce to come back next year: cut them at the base of the shroom, dont pull them out of the ground. Leaving the base/root almost guarantees a yearly crop. :thumbs:

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2017, 01:13:59 PM »
Morel hunting is big here in WV as well. Some more tips about when/where: look for freshly dead trees (i forget what species atm) or ones that have burnt and been downed naturally. Morels will pop up like wildfire (no pun intended) after a fire in the woods.

Also, protip for ensuring they have the best chamce to come back next year: cut them at the base of the shroom, dont pull them out of the ground. Leaving the base/root almost guarantees a yearly crop. :thumbs:

They apparently feed off of dead tree roots. That about all I learned when I briefly thought about starting to look for them.

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2017, 02:05:13 PM »
I found 2 morel mushrooms during golf practice yesterday while I was looking for golf balls.  I traded them to a player for 2 pro v1s.
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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2017, 02:12:42 PM »
I found 2 morel mushrooms during golf practice yesterday while I was looking for golf balls.  I traded them to a player for a 2 pro v1s.
That seems like a good deal for you. I wouldn't want just two shrooms I'd need like a hundred to make it worth while

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2017, 02:25:28 PM »
"Why do mushroom hunters keep finding dead people?"    :sdeek:

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article145775749.html

Anyone here found a dead body or anything else of interest while 'shroom hunting?

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2017, 02:26:35 PM »
I found 2 morel mushrooms during golf practice yesterday while I was looking for golf balls.  I traded them to a player for 2 pro v1s.

Nice, a $6-7 value for those Morels.

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2017, 04:25:57 PM »
"Why do mushroom hunters keep finding dead people?"    :sdeek:

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article145775749.html

Anyone here found a dead body or anything else of interest while 'shroom hunting?
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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2017, 08:43:31 PM »
You kinda find so many bodies you start forgetting to call them all in.

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2017, 10:15:27 AM »
do you think if a shroom was going on or around the body those people would still pick and eat it??

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2017, 10:16:49 AM »
do you think if a shroom was going on or around the body those people would still pick and eat it??

Nothing stops the morel majority
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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2017, 10:19:17 AM »
do you think if a shroom was going on or around the body those people would still pick and eat it??

Nothing stops the morel majority


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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2017, 12:10:28 PM »
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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2017, 12:14:05 PM »
Dammit lib I had a good "morel of the story" joke in the bullpen ready to go.    :shakesfist:

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Re: Morel 'Shrooms
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2017, 12:32:47 PM »
Dammit lib I had a good "morel of the story" joke in the bullpen ready to go.    :shakesfist:

The morel of this story is you need a quick mouse finger.