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A wound in Catland has been festering since Martin was canned and replaced by Oscar.  A big bag of pus is growing in the wound.  It will explode if not lanced.   When will it happen?  Likely soon.  You ain't lived until you have tried to drag a wounded calf or lamb to the barn, and you pull off the infected leg ... the smell of pus really never goes away.  Please don't let this happen to KSU basketball.


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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2017, 08:46:08 AM »
This post is gross and not suitable to read early on a Saturday morning
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Awaiting the inevitable KITN

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2017, 11:44:01 AM »
wait, they get so gross you can just pull off the leg?

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2017, 11:52:43 AM »
Gotta wait and see just how big the pus bag can get.

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2017, 11:55:58 AM »
This post is gross and not suitable to read early on a Saturday morning
 :Yuck:

My burst.
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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2017, 11:57:24 AM »
The longer you let it fester, the harder it is to recover.

Real question is do we man up and rip the festering leg off?  Or, do we bring in some maggots to clean up the pus and keep hobbling along with a wounded leg.

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2017, 04:59:30 PM »
What happens to a dream denied?

I.

Can the Clowder cope with oscar retained?
Maybe he just dries up, like a smelly turd.
Or a talisman turns him to a rainbird,
And beats his wings back whence he came.
Après King oscar, le deluge reigns.

II.

I saw a turtle in Tuttle spill over the dam
And thought, Old Randolph knows the stakes.
Manhattan defenseless in oscar's wake.
Will fate's cruel cudgel leave us hexed?
I'm sure we'll learn the news via text.
Perhaps next time you won't be so careless...

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2017, 08:11:28 PM »
At least he doesn't speak Spanish to his players.

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2017, 08:41:55 PM »
i don't think you're supposed to pull legs off when they're infected.
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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2017, 08:56:53 PM »
What happens to a dream denied?

I.

Can the Clowder cope with oscar retained?
Maybe he just dries up, like a smelly turd.
Or a talisman turns him to a rainbird,
And beats his wings back whence he came.
Après King oscar, le deluge reigns.

II.

I saw a turtle in Tuttle spill over the dam
And thought, Old Randolph knows the stakes.
Manhattan defenseless in oscar's wake.
Will fate's cruel cudgel leave us hexed?
I'm sure we'll learn the news via text.

Sweet Jesus. :love:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2017, 09:29:47 PM »
This has always been a huge poetry board.

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2017, 10:10:47 PM »
oscar Weber will be back for a sixth season at Kansas State University.

“We took a step forward this year, and we look forward to making another step forward next year,” Athletics Director Laird Veatch told The Mercury Monday.

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2017, 12:19:10 AM »
Need to see a video of pulling a calf's leg off laden with puss and infection.

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2017, 12:28:39 AM »
Just spent the last half-hour watching vets on youtube draining infections from cattle, and I feel renewed.

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2017, 08:08:52 AM »
We opted for more maggots.  Clean that wound right up and hobble on for another year.

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Re: The fan base is wounded, and a swelling bag of pus will explode.
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2017, 09:00:57 AM »
I don't think I can stand maggots for another year.  I'll hold out for the pus bag to rupture.