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Re: Kids
« Reply #500 on: November 04, 2013, 10:23:40 AM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?
  Right after is best.  Right before and you miss all the games.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #501 on: November 04, 2013, 10:24:20 AM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?

If you're a cat fan sure.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #502 on: November 04, 2013, 10:26:07 AM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?

If you're a cat fan sure.

Great point.  Unless you are a fan of the game in general, then still, see my above post.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #503 on: November 04, 2013, 10:31:00 AM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?
  Right after is best.  Right before and you miss all the games.

Explain plz. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #504 on: November 04, 2013, 10:34:47 AM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?
  Right after is best.  Right before and you miss all the games.

Explain plz.

My first came in mid feb.  By Mid march she was caulically(sp?) and cried and had to be held basically all day 'er day.  Try enjoying games during that.

My second came in late Jan.  By mid March he was keeping us up so much at night that sitting down to watch a game put me to sleep. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #505 on: November 04, 2013, 10:36:11 AM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?
  Right after is best.  Right before and you miss all the games.

Explain plz.

My first came in mid feb.  By Mid march she was caulically(sp?) and cried and had to be held basically all day 'er day.  Try enjoying games during that.

My second came in late Jan.  By mid March he was keeping us up so much at night that sitting down to watch a game put me to sleep.

Ok but like I'm not going to take paternity leave when the bun is still in the oven.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #506 on: November 04, 2013, 10:36:56 AM »
have kids in the early fall if you can help it. see Outliers Gladwell, Malcolm. have fake kids that are stillborn if you need to watch bball games.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #507 on: November 04, 2013, 11:02:14 AM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?
  Right after is best.  Right before and you miss all the games.

Explain plz.

My first came in mid feb.  By Mid march she was caulically(sp?) and cried and had to be held basically all day 'er day.  Try enjoying games during that.

My second came in late Jan.  By mid March he was keeping us up so much at night that sitting down to watch a game put me to sleep.

Ok but like I'm not going to take paternity leave when the bun is still in the oven.

does your company require birth certificates be presented?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #508 on: November 04, 2013, 11:06:51 AM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?
  Right after is best.  Right before and you miss all the games.

Explain plz.

My first came in mid feb.  By Mid march she was caulically(sp?) and cried and had to be held basically all day 'er day.  Try enjoying games during that.

My second came in late Jan.  By mid March he was keeping us up so much at night that sitting down to watch a game put me to sleep.
My first was born the first week of the NBA playoffs, taking the late night feeding while watching West Coast playoff games was great.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #509 on: November 04, 2013, 11:24:48 AM »
No one gives an eff about college basketball so that is the perfect time

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Re: Kids
« Reply #510 on: November 04, 2013, 11:29:42 AM »
have kids in the early fall if you can help it. see Outliers Gladwell, Malcolm.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #511 on: November 04, 2013, 11:31:17 AM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?
  Right after is best.  Right before and you miss all the games.

Explain plz.

My first came in mid feb.  By Mid march she was caulically(sp?) and cried and had to be held basically all day 'er day.  Try enjoying games during that.

My second came in late Jan.  By mid March he was keeping us up so much at night that sitting down to watch a game put me to sleep.

Ok but like I'm not going to take paternity leave when the bun is still in the oven.

does your company require birth certificates be presented?

Don't know.  I wouldn't lie about a baby being born.  But it seems like if I have to be home on a weekday it'd be nice to have something to watch on TV.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #512 on: November 04, 2013, 11:32:21 AM »
Of course you wouldn't lie about a baby being born.  that is why they wouldn't check.  No one does.  Never heard of it.

Also, I mean, you would actually be having a baby a couple days later, right? 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #513 on: November 04, 2013, 11:34:30 AM »
I don't think you need paperwork but someone is bound to ask to see the baby at some point

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Re: Kids
« Reply #514 on: November 04, 2013, 11:37:43 AM »
I don't think you need paperwork but someone is bound to ask to see the baby at some point

Yep, so a week later when Emo jr is born you return and show a bunch of pics without time stamps then take a few more days vacation.

Also, I took the first three days, went back for two, then took two more, went back for three or four, then took another two, etc.

Between mother-in-laws, sisters, etc, my wife had enough company where she didn't need me 100% of the time, yet I was there enough to help as much as needed and take in the experience.  Also let me drag out the process of being there more than just the initial week and because of that it helped my wife phase into what the next 6-8 weeks of maternity leave would be once the family and I were both back to work full time. 


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Re: Kids
« Reply #515 on: November 04, 2013, 11:41:21 AM »
FWIW I don't have any intention of helping out during paternity leave.  Just gonna be watching the torn-a-ment and BBSing all day err day.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #516 on: November 04, 2013, 11:51:44 AM »
FWIW I don't have any intention of helping out during paternity leave.  Just gonna be watching the torn-a-ment and BBSing all day err day.

Then disregard and find a good bar and tell your wife you are at work. 


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Re: Kids
« Reply #517 on: November 04, 2013, 11:54:16 AM »
FWIW I don't have any intention of helping out during paternity leave.  Just gonna be watching the torn-a-ment and BBSing all day err day.

Then disregard and find a good bar and tell your wife you are at work.

Genius.  Hey, awkward question.  Will you be my life coach?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #518 on: November 04, 2013, 12:19:57 PM »
FWIW I don't have any intention of helping out during paternity leave.  Just gonna be watching the torn-a-ment and BBSing all day err day.

Then disregard and find a good bar and tell your wife you are at work.

Genius.  Hey, awkward question.  Will you be my life coach?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #519 on: November 04, 2013, 12:28:06 PM »
emo sounds like he is as bad a husband/person as he is a BBS'r.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #520 on: November 04, 2013, 01:27:47 PM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?

Early March was great; watched Pullen and co get beat down @KU while in the hospital the night my kid was born; thought he might be bad luck, then got to see our luck change while watching the magical E8 run.  It was pretty special.

side note: considered naming him Sutton, but Sutton played like dogshit vs KU that night...and later transferred, so dodged a bullet there.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #521 on: November 04, 2013, 01:50:22 PM »
emo sounds like he is as bad a husband/person as he is a BBS'r.

not everyone can be father of the year like you, kk. some people are just born with it.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #522 on: March 02, 2014, 02:21:23 PM »
Sacrificed my body yesterday to protect my kid from my stupidity.  I totally underestimated the slickness if the side walk plus I was sporting dress shoes with zero tread.  So I'm carrying 15 mo old bf into a wedding cerimony and watching mrs. Bf and company casually walk up to the entrance whoosh! I felt one foot give way then the other.  I couldn't brace myself at all for risk of not cushioning little guy from the fall.  Flat on my back and little guy just looks at me like wtf weirdo?  Walked the last stretch of sidewalk like I was in a minefield.  I hurt today.   :frown:  go away winter  :frown:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #523 on: March 02, 2014, 02:29:50 PM »
What kind of people get married in March?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #524 on: March 02, 2014, 02:44:21 PM »
March Madness is best time to give birth right?
  Right after is best.  Right before and you miss all the games.
March madness is the best time to get snipped that's for sure!  I actually heard an ad on the radio about this!  Get it done, take a week off from work and watch the games!  This is more post kids...