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Re: Kids
« Reply #450 on: February 08, 2013, 08:36:29 AM »
Babies are so boring. Sleep 20 hours a day, cry 2 hours a day, eat 1 hour a day, poop 1 hour a day. Good grief, say something funny or something.

When they sleep draw dicks on the face and post to FB.

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« Reply #451 on: February 08, 2013, 08:42:10 AM »
Babies are so boring. Sleep 20 hours a day, cry 2 hours a day, eat 1 hour a day, poop 1 hour a day. Good grief, say something funny or something.

They don't ask for stuff yet. That's good. Kids say funny stuff but ask for things constantly. "Dada I want a cookie, Dada I want to watch Toy Story" Good Grief.

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« Reply #452 on: February 08, 2013, 11:01:07 AM »
Babies are so boring. Sleep 20 hours a day, cry 2 hours a day, eat 1 hour a day, poop 1 hour a day. Good grief, say something funny or something.

They don't ask for stuff yet. That's good. Kids say funny stuff but ask for things constantly. "Dada I want a cookie, Dada I want to watch Toy Story" Good Grief.
Well, Toy Story is pretty amazing.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #453 on: February 08, 2013, 11:02:40 AM »
Babies are so boring. Sleep 20 hours a day, cry 2 hours a day, eat 1 hour a day, poop 1 hour a day. Good grief, say something funny or something.

They don't ask for stuff yet. That's good. Kids say funny stuff but ask for things constantly. "Dada I want a cookie, Dada I want to watch Toy Story" Good Grief.
Well, Toy Story is pretty amazing.

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« Reply #454 on: February 08, 2013, 11:07:53 AM »
Babies are so boring. Sleep 20 hours a day, cry 2 hours a day, eat 1 hour a day, poop 1 hour a day. Good grief, say something funny or something.

They don't ask for stuff yet. That's good. Kids say funny stuff but ask for things constantly. "Dada I want a cookie, Dada I want to watch Toy Story" Good Grief.
Well, Toy Story is pretty amazing.

It really is. Toy Story 3 is the best one.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #455 on: February 08, 2013, 01:04:25 PM »
My kids just called me at work to sing Happy Birthday to me. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #456 on: February 08, 2013, 01:07:19 PM »
Sounds like somebody wants a cake thread...

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Re: Kids
« Reply #457 on: February 08, 2013, 01:09:03 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #458 on: February 08, 2013, 01:26:49 PM »


Congrats, Bloodfart.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #459 on: April 06, 2013, 11:49:12 AM »
has anyone passed on their genes lately?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #460 on: April 06, 2013, 12:42:12 PM »
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« Reply #461 on: April 06, 2013, 12:42:33 PM »
has anyone passed on their genes lately?

Baby bubbs? :pray:
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Re: Kids
« Reply #462 on: April 06, 2013, 12:45:31 PM »
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Grats AJ.  Is that how you busted up the wrists?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #463 on: April 06, 2013, 12:47:06 PM »
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #464 on: April 06, 2013, 12:47:28 PM »

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Re: Kids
« Reply #465 on: April 06, 2013, 12:53:30 PM »
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« Reply #466 on: April 06, 2013, 05:35:12 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #467 on: April 06, 2013, 05:43:48 PM »
Wife is about to pop any day now. No idea what I'm doing. Fun is over.

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« Reply #468 on: April 06, 2013, 05:50:51 PM »
you know how one of those tropes that you see in kid rom-coms and stuff all the time about how kids have black magic computer powers with their ridiculous pounding on keyboards?

my son just made this: ? in like 2 seconds.  I have no clue here.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #469 on: September 27, 2013, 04:44:57 PM »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Kids
« Reply #470 on: September 27, 2013, 06:19:16 PM »
This reminds me. After researching this for years I finally decided that having kids is really the only way you will ever experience true joy or satisfaction in your life and if you don't have them you are wasting your existence. So, I'm probably going to do it. Thanks for all the advice everyone.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #471 on: September 27, 2013, 06:30:36 PM »
To the new house thread.

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« Reply #472 on: September 27, 2013, 06:53:34 PM »
Just do it already.  I know where you can buy a bunch of EMAW stuff for newborns.  Probably find you a deal and stuff.

This is actually a great selling point.

i'm under the assumption that in a few years more people will have kids and my place becomes the place for kidpaks instead of katpaks and everyones kid(s) gets dropped off at my place before a big game to be supervised by a couple of college ages kid sitters while the adults go pak in aggieville or the parking lot or something.  :dunno:

I am going to hold you to that.


so the above and how this is needs to happen next year you mother fuckers...


also, re-reading the first ten pages of this are fun. i also probably agree w/ chum more now than i did then. it really is the project of projects and you get to chose how involved you want to be. sometimes being super involved is beneficial though and sometimes you have to just be a manager and be hands off. can't wait to revisit this thing in another three-five years.




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Re: Kids
« Reply #473 on: September 27, 2013, 07:22:00 PM »
Ha ha.  I just remember thinking, "Jesus Christ, the best thing anyone can say about having kids is that your life doesn't have to change if you do?" 

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« Reply #474 on: September 27, 2013, 07:22:26 PM »
Just do it already.  I know where you can buy a bunch of EMAW stuff for newborns.  Probably find you a deal and stuff.

This is actually a great selling point.

i'm under the assumption that in a few years more people will have kids and my place becomes the place for kidpaks instead of katpaks and everyones kid(s) gets dropped off at my place before a big game to be supervised by a couple of college ages kid sitters while the adults go pak in aggieville or the parking lot or something.  :dunno:

I am going to hold you to that.


so the above and how this is needs to happen next year you mother fuckers...


also, re-reading the first ten pages of this are fun. i also probably agree w/ chum more now than i did then. it really is the project of projects and you get to chose how involved you want to be. sometimes being super involved is beneficial though and sometimes you have to just be a manager and be hands off. can't wait to revisit this thing in another three-five years.

reread a bunch as well.  very solid thread.  fatty's post made me crack up too.
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