Author Topic: Kids (Read 285564 times)

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1875 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:31:27 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2016, 11:05:28 AM

Guys, my wife says we need a new $300 car seat. Guess why? Cup holder. Kid needs a cup holder. Because he rides about 90 seconds from our house to the babysitter twice a day he could become parched in this time. I think women, when pushing children from their vaginas, also expel their source of logic and practicality.

My friend who has 2 kids says that her car has an awful unknown smell in it now because her kids probably spilled something. So a cupholder seems important to preventing this.

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #1876 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:37:07 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 15, 2016, 11:31:27 AM

My friend who has 2 kids says that her car has an awful unknown smell in it now because her kids probably spilled something. So a cupholder seems important to preventing this.

Your friend is aware that she can clean her car's interior, right?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1877 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:38:27 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 15, 2016, 11:31:27 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2016, 11:05:28 AM
Guys, my wife says we need a new $300 car seat. Guess why? Cup holder. Kid needs a cup holder. Because he rides about 90 seconds from our house to the babysitter twice a day he could become parched in this time. I think women, when pushing children from their vaginas, also expel their source of logic and practicality.

My friend who has 2 kids says that her car has an awful unknown smell in it now because her kids probably spilled something. So a cupholder seems important to preventing this.

What do her kids drink?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1878 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:40:06 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2016, 11:38:27 AM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 15, 2016, 11:31:27 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2016, 11:05:28 AM
Guys, my wife says we need a new $300 car seat. Guess why? Cup holder. Kid needs a cup holder. Because he rides about 90 seconds from our house to the babysitter twice a day he could become parched in this time. I think women, when pushing children from their vaginas, also expel their source of logic and practicality.

My friend who has 2 kids says that her car has an awful unknown smell in it now because her kids probably spilled something. So a cupholder seems important to preventing this.

What do her kids drink?

I don't know their entire diet but she did mention that one time that had yogurt (maybe a go-gurt tube thing) and a grape drink.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1879 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:40:48 AM »

Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on July 15, 2016, 11:37:07 AM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 15, 2016, 11:31:27 AM

My friend who has 2 kids says that her car has an awful unknown smell in it now because her kids probably spilled something. So a cupholder seems important to preventing this.

Your friend is aware that she can clean her car's interior, right?

Well she looked and couldn't find the source of the smell.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1880 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:41:18 AM »

A cup holder isn't going to to prevent spills. Do you people even ever interact with children?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1881 on:** July 15, 2016, 12:17:41 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 15, 2016, 11:41:18 AM

A cup holder isn't going to to prevent spills. Do you people even ever interact with children?

I would think it would reduce them (from the baseline of a kid holding a cup).

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1882 on:** July 15, 2016, 12:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 15, 2016, 11:40:06 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2016, 11:38:27 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 15, 2016, 11:31:27 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2016, 11:05:28 AM
Guys, my wife says we need a new $300 car seat. Guess why? Cup holder. Kid needs a cup holder. Because he rides about 90 seconds from our house to the babysitter twice a day he could become parched in this time. I think women, when pushing children from their vaginas, also expel their source of logic and practicality.

My friend who has 2 kids says that her car has an awful unknown smell in it now because her kids probably spilled something. So a cupholder seems important to preventing this.

What do her kids drink?

I don't know their entire diet but she did mention that one time that had yogurt (maybe a go-gurt tube thing) and a grape drink.

Your friend deserves an awful smelling car for giving them anything other than water.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #1883 on:** July 15, 2016, 08:34:23 PM »

My 3yr old boy got kicked out of daycare this week. He was beating on twin 2yr olds, Mrs. BF was pretty upset about it cause we've been with this sitter for 7 yrs. I don't know, it's probably a good thing. Now he'll be with me all the time playing farmer and whatnot.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1884 on:** July 15, 2016, 08:56:43 PM »

2 on 1 and still won. fine boy you got there bloodfart

Bloodfart · « **Reply #1885 on:** July 15, 2016, 09:07:28 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 15, 2016, 08:56:43 PM

2 on 1 and still won. fine boy you got there bloodfart

His go to move was take one down and sit on their head asserting his complete dominance over them.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1886 on:** July 15, 2016, 09:14:24 PM »

that is 100% alpha move. might want to get stunted to give you some pointers on how to deal with high value males.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1887 on:** July 16, 2016, 08:50:56 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 15, 2016, 09:34:21 AM

Are there any places that parents can board their kids for a weekend or for a few days? Like overnight daycare? Seems like a business opportunity

Nanny bro

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1888 on:** July 16, 2016, 10:59:34 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 16, 2016, 08:50:56 AM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 15, 2016, 09:34:21 AM
Are there any places that parents can board their kids for a weekend or for a few days? Like overnight daycare? Seems like a business opportunity

Nanny bro

I mean for non-ksu grads

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #1889 on:** October 16, 2016, 10:44:33 PM »

Do your kids ever say random, creepy stuff out of the blue?

For example, tonight at dinner my daughter, who just turned 2, said very seriously "those are bad people, I have to watch them". My wife and I have no clue where it came from and it creeped us out.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1890 on:** October 16, 2016, 11:06:20 PM »

Yes, kids say creepy crap all the time

steve dave · « **Reply #1891 on:** October 17, 2016, 08:25:17 AM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on October 16, 2016, 10:44:33 PM

Do your kids ever say random, creepy stuff out of the blue?

For example, tonight at dinner my daughter, who just turned 2, said very seriously "those are bad people, I have to watch them". My wife and I have no clue where it came from and it creeped us out.

lil sd (3) will sometimes be sitting with me watching jake and the neverland pirates or something and turn to me and say "everyone dies" and just shake his head sadly. I just say "that's true".

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1892 on:** October 17, 2016, 08:27:23 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 17, 2016, 08:25:17 AM

lil sd (3)

For a second I thought you meant kid number 3.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #1893 on:** October 17, 2016, 08:41:22 AM »

Over a bowl of delicious apple cinnamon cheerios this morning my 7 year old asked if a dead person marries an alive person are their children zombies

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1894 on:** October 17, 2016, 08:49:39 AM »

Quote from: Skipper44 on October 17, 2016, 08:41:22 AM

Over a bowl of delicious apple cinnamon cheerios this morning my 7 year old asked if a dead person marries an alive person are their children zombies

Have her/him watch Breaking Dawn part two.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1895 on:** October 17, 2016, 09:25:10 AM »

When we were in Vail this summer 1.89 year old lil Emo yelled out "DONALD TRUMP" when we were at a restaurant.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1896 on:** October 17, 2016, 09:41:57 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 17, 2016, 09:25:10 AM

When we were in Vail this summer 1.89 year old lil Emo yelled out "DONALD TRUMP" when we were at a restaurant.

Had he seen a man with small hands?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1897 on:** October 17, 2016, 09:49:26 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 17, 2016, 09:41:57 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 17, 2016, 09:25:10 AM
When we were in Vail this summer 1.89 year old lil Emo yelled out "DONALD TRUMP" when we were at a restaurant.

Had he seen a man with small hands?

I bet Emo grabbed his wife by the pussy

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1898 on:** October 17, 2016, 09:58:44 AM »

Inappropriate lib.

halfEmpty · « **Reply #1899 on:** October 17, 2016, 12:37:32 PM »

We started our 3 yr old in preschool this year. I was apprehensive about it since he just turned 3 before the sept 1st cutoff and I wasn't sure if he was ready. First month went fine, but then a week ago the teacher tells us that during play time in the playground a bunch of kids were sitting on a tube and he walked by and pushed them all off.

No incidents since then, but I'm hoping I don't have the class bully or if my fears were right and he isn't old enough to "act" right in school.

The 4 month old slobbers and is confused by peek-a-boo...