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Re: Kids
« Reply #1800 on: April 08, 2016, 02:02:09 PM »
Why do they call it Diaper genie?

it's magically stupid

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« Reply #1801 on: April 08, 2016, 02:05:16 PM »
Why do they call it Diaper genie?

like a genie lamp bottles up the genie, the diaper genie bottles up the stench of crap for weeks/months, while just feet away from where your baby plays/eats/sleeps!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1802 on: April 12, 2016, 12:16:28 PM »
Why do they call it Diaper genie?

like a genie lamp bottles up the genie, the diaper genie bottles up the stench of crap for weeks/months, while just feet away from where your baby plays/eats/sleeps!
That sounds gross and I don't think I'd do that to my little duffer.

Why do they call it Diaper genie?

it's magically stupid
It sounds like child abuse
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1803 on: April 12, 2016, 12:26:42 PM »
Adult abuse as well. Basically, anyone who lives in or enters the house is a victim.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #1804 on: April 12, 2016, 12:31:09 PM »
i quit paying my water bill months ago.  what do i use instead of a toilet?  you guessed it, a diaper genie (sans diapers). 


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« Reply #1805 on: May 26, 2016, 08:50:03 PM »
My kids didn't learn it, bit the idea with sign language is that kids are able to learn to sign before they can learn to speak. It's about communication and absolutely nothing to do with frustration.

Without reading the rest of this conversation I need to know if we're talking about actually teaching children American Sign Language or are we talking about this mommyblog baby sign language bullshit. Using baby sign language is akin to using ridiculous baby talk. Baby sign language is for people who read goop and name their children Aydan. If you teach your kid to sign more and think you have accomplished something, you're likely to be the parent that all of the other parents hate because your older kids are paste eating morons but you can't stop talking about how smart Logyn is.  :barf:
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1806 on: May 26, 2016, 09:16:12 PM »
My kids didn't learn it, bit the idea with sign language is that kids are able to learn to sign before they can learn to speak. It's about communication and absolutely nothing to do with frustration.

Without reading the rest of this conversation I need to know if we're talking about actually teaching children American Sign Language or are we talking about this mommyblog baby sign language bullshit. Using baby sign language is akin to using ridiculous baby talk. Baby sign language is for people who read goop and name their children Aydan. I you teach your kid to sign more and think you have accomplished something, you're likely to be the parent that all of the other parents hate because your older kids are paste eating morons but you can't stop talking about how smart Logyn is.  :barf:
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1807 on: June 03, 2016, 09:26:53 AM »
I now have two of these

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1808 on: June 03, 2016, 09:28:53 AM »
get a hold of yourself, steve dave

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« Reply #1809 on: June 03, 2016, 09:29:57 AM »
I now have two of these

Seems like a lot.  Congrats.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1810 on: June 03, 2016, 09:32:43 AM »
nice work,  you are very fertile.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1811 on: June 03, 2016, 09:33:46 AM »
That is the limit. If you have any more you are contributing to overpopulation.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1812 on: June 03, 2016, 09:46:41 AM »
my goodness.... are you trying to catch up with the duggars?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1813 on: June 03, 2016, 09:53:29 AM »

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1814 on: June 03, 2016, 10:03:44 AM »
Sorry you were dissatisfied with your first.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1815 on: June 03, 2016, 10:22:45 AM »
Boy or girl, Steve Dave? I hope it's a girl. I think you already have a boy, so one of each seems nice. Congrats!

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« Reply #1816 on: June 03, 2016, 10:30:24 AM »
Boy or girl, Steve Dave? I hope it's a girl. I think you already have a boy, so one of each seems nice. Congrats!

yep girl

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1817 on: June 03, 2016, 10:30:49 AM »
just booked a flight for my 1 day old for December  :lol:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1818 on: June 03, 2016, 10:34:25 AM »
just booked a flight for my 1 day old for December  :lol:

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« Reply #1819 on: June 03, 2016, 10:35:45 AM »
You are following dobber family. Boy, Girl. 2 years apart. Another boy in 6 years and you will be all set!


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Re: Kids
« Reply #1820 on: June 03, 2016, 10:39:33 AM »
I think it is dangerous for a 6 month old to fly. The pressure messes up their developing sinuses.

Also I assume SD had to wait until she was born because you can't book a flight for a person who doesn't exist yet.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1821 on: June 03, 2016, 11:15:02 AM »
I think it is dangerous for a 6 month old to fly. The pressure messes up their developing sinuses.

Also I assume SD had to wait until she was born because you can't book a flight for a person who doesn't exist yet.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1822 on: June 03, 2016, 11:16:17 AM »
holy crap :lol:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1823 on: June 03, 2016, 11:22:29 AM »
oh man  :lol:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1824 on: June 03, 2016, 01:44:09 PM »
We flew to Florida at 4 months and come to think of it he's very booger'y these days.  :sdeek: