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Re: Kids
« Reply #1575 on: March 17, 2016, 08:27:02 AM »
that guy makes everyone who has ever had kids look bad
He makes all of humanity look bad
Which makes me assume he's just trolling everyone.

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« Reply #1576 on: March 17, 2016, 08:31:46 AM »
that guy makes everyone who has ever had kids look bad
He makes all of humanity look bad
Which makes me assume he's just trolling everyone.

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« Reply #1577 on: March 17, 2016, 09:20:10 AM »
Of course people who had kids aren't going to SAY that they wish they hadn't had kids. It doesn't mean they aren't THINKING it.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1578 on: March 17, 2016, 09:25:35 AM »
that guy makes everyone who has ever had kids look bad

Is he trying to be edgy?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1579 on: March 17, 2016, 02:26:08 PM »
are you guys gonna make fun of me if I say I've always liked Gavin McInnis

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« Reply #1580 on: March 17, 2016, 03:40:45 PM »
are you guys gonna make fun of me if I say I've always liked Gavin McInnis

Trust me on this..."them" making fun of you is kind of like the mean girls in the sorority hating the new girl 'cause she has a major league rack.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1581 on: March 17, 2016, 03:44:50 PM »
Do what you feel is best everyone. Give it your all either way and let the chips fall. This is your life. Live it. Love it.

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« Reply #1582 on: March 17, 2016, 05:10:43 PM »

Do what you feel is best everyone. Give it your all either way and let the chips fall. This is your life. Live it. Love it.
SdK brings some great stuff! Man, keep it up. You from a year ago had me scared, but you today got some zeal. (And not in a sarcastic gE way)


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« Reply #1583 on: March 17, 2016, 05:57:17 PM »
are you guys gonna make fun of me if I say I've always liked Gavin McInnis

I proudly celebrate both the Do's and Don'ts and Street Boners books, and Street Carnage used to be my favorite website ... but he's become unbearable.

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« Reply #1584 on: March 17, 2016, 06:02:47 PM »

Do what you feel is best everyone. Give it your all either way and let the chips fall. This is your life. Live it. Love it.
SdK brings some great stuff! Man, keep it up. You from a year ago had me scared, but you today got some zeal. (And not in a sarcastic gE way)


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Re: Kids
« Reply #1585 on: March 17, 2016, 06:17:09 PM »
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almost without exception, the ones who refuse to breed are the ones who would make the best parents.

pretty much proves that everything else he writes is wrong.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1586 on: March 17, 2016, 06:21:13 PM »
Guys, I'm the best dad ever, and that's good. But a lot of you wouldn't be so ask before you reproduce.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1587 on: March 17, 2016, 06:22:28 PM »
Sys would be good at providing the min number of dead mice for sustenance. Not as good a dad as I would be tho.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1588 on: March 17, 2016, 06:23:34 PM »
Hell, I'd even change sys mice level to optimum from minimum.

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« Reply #1589 on: March 17, 2016, 06:44:33 PM »
Expecting first kid in August. I hate buying things I don't need. Not a full on minimalist, but as close as my wife will tolerate. Any advice on things you bought that were absolutely NOT necessary? I don't want to deprive my child of all material possessions, but I also don't want them (and me) drowning in useless crap.
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« Reply #1590 on: March 17, 2016, 06:45:52 PM »
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almost without exception, the ones who refuse to breed are the ones who would make the best parents.

pretty much proves that everything else he writes is wrong.

Well I'm pretty sure I would be a great mom if I wanted to be. Gooch would be a terrible dad though.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1591 on: March 17, 2016, 06:51:47 PM »
Hell, I'd even change sys mice level to optimum from minimum.

i didn't realize children did well on mice.  i may need to talk with my wife.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1592 on: March 17, 2016, 07:13:06 PM »
Expecting first kid in August. I hate buying things I don't need. Not a full on minimalist, but as close as my wife will tolerate. Any advice on things you bought that were absolutely NOT necessary? I don't want to deprive my child of all material possessions, but I also don't want them (and me) drowning in useless crap.

Bad news bro...
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1593 on: March 17, 2016, 07:28:51 PM »
I mean, I know that I'll be drowning in useless crap, but I'd like to limit it as much as possible.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1594 on: March 17, 2016, 07:32:52 PM »
Do you have a 3 car (minimum) garage yet?
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1595 on: March 17, 2016, 07:33:44 PM »
I mean, I know that I'll be drowning in useless crap, but I'd like to limit it as much as possible.

No, don't resist. You'll go mad. Just accept all of it.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1596 on: March 17, 2016, 07:35:26 PM »
This seems like bad advice, I mean, maybe it's not...but it seems that way. I'm willing to be persuaded.
This is who I am...I have no problem crying. - Jerome Tang

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1597 on: March 17, 2016, 07:35:58 PM »
What kind of useless crap are you trying to avoid
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1598 on: March 17, 2016, 07:38:21 PM »
What kind of useless crap are you trying to avoid

The kind that you buy in anticipation of having a kid, but you end up not using whatsoever, or is redundant to other things you also bought. Like, when you register for the rice cooker on your wedding registry, but then you get the rice cooker and realize that you have a pot that's capable of boiling water and wonder why the hell you needed a rice cooker.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1599 on: March 17, 2016, 07:40:49 PM »

Do what you feel is best everyone. Give it your all either way and let the chips fall. This is your life. Live it. Love it.
SdK brings some great stuff! Man, keep it up. You from a year ago had me scared, but you today got some zeal. (And not in a sarcastic gE way)


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But he's still full of bs.
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