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Re: Kids
« Reply #1300 on: December 02, 2015, 02:29:17 PM »
I'm glad my kids are older now (12 and 14). There are a few things from when they were younger that I miss, but a lot of stuff that I don't.
I'm enjoying the older years too.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1301 on: December 02, 2015, 02:33:31 PM »
Guys, but what about when you sneak in after you get home from work and he is playing by himself and you say "hey booboo!" and he turns and looks and smiles and stumbles over like a drunken sailor giggling and grabs your slacks and demands to be picked up?  Does it get better than that?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1302 on: December 02, 2015, 02:34:20 PM »
My child is 25mo and we've started potty training. It's not my favorite thing to do but Go Chiefs.

Time to stop counting his age in months.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1303 on: December 02, 2015, 02:41:33 PM »
Mrs. Gooch you post a lot in this thread, which I find odd.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1304 on: December 02, 2015, 02:42:44 PM »
Mrs. Gooch you post a lot in this thread, which I find odd.

she's about the only thing keeping some of you from turning this thread into a mommyblog.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1305 on: December 02, 2015, 02:46:03 PM »
Mrs. Gooch you post a lot in this thread, which I find odd.

I like to keep you breeders in check.  :tongue:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1306 on: December 02, 2015, 02:47:52 PM »
I bet when they are old enough to walk good and they have to hold your hand crossing the street or in parking lots that that is pretty great. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1307 on: December 02, 2015, 02:51:30 PM »
I bet when they are old enough to walk good and they have to hold your hand crossing the street or in parking lots that that is pretty great.
Doubt it. They're hands are probably covered in boogers/jelly/poop/saliva/etc. when they do that.  :Yuck:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1308 on: December 02, 2015, 02:54:27 PM »
Kid hands are always cold, sticky and gross
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1309 on: December 02, 2015, 02:54:48 PM »
Did anyone else take a "break" from bbs'ing when they had their first kid?  I was freaking out a couple months before she was born and deleted my account at ksufans.   :lol:  Then after she was born I realized it was pretty easy so after like a week I started again.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1310 on: December 02, 2015, 02:56:43 PM »
the mommyblog comment was meant for you, emo.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1311 on: December 02, 2015, 02:57:58 PM »
If I could start with the kid that was like 7-10 years old I might consider it. But not an adopted kid because if they are getting adopted at that age then they probably have had some trauma in their life which is going to eff them up.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #1312 on: December 02, 2015, 03:00:48 PM »
the mommyblog comment was meant for you, emo.

I know that's why I mommyblog'd it up, for you.  :D

I'm mostly a logical person but being a dad has made me more emotional. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1313 on: December 02, 2015, 03:04:47 PM »
My child is 25mo and we've started potty training. It's not my favorite thing to do but Go Chiefs.

Time to stop counting his age in months.

I can understand in this situation counting in months.  Saying my child is two and we started potty training is too generic.  There's a big difference in saying my child is 25 months and we just started potty training vs my child is 35 months and we just started potty training.  In this context were talking about nearly a third of a child's life.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1314 on: December 02, 2015, 03:09:52 PM »
My child is 25mo and we've started potty training. It's not my favorite thing to do but Go Chiefs.

Time to stop counting his age in months.

I can understand in this situation counting in months.  Saying my child is two and we started potty training is too generic.  There's a big difference in saying my child is 25 months and we just started potty training vs my child is 35 months and we just started potty training.  In this context were talking about nearly a third of a child's life.

If he is 35 months then you can say he is almost 3 or just say 3. Sorry, 24 months is the universally accepted cut off age for age in months.
http://community.babycenter.com/post/a35441821/when_do_you_stop_using_months_for_age

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1315 on: December 02, 2015, 03:11:36 PM »
If I could start with the kid that was like 7-10 years old I might consider it. But not an adopted kid because if they are getting adopted at that age then they probably have had some trauma in their life which is going to eff them up.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1316 on: December 02, 2015, 03:12:19 PM »
2 years instead of 25 months is only a difference of 1/25th of the kids life
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1317 on: December 02, 2015, 03:12:53 PM »
My child is 25mo and we've started potty training. It's not my favorite thing to do but Go Chiefs.

Time to stop counting his age in months.

I can understand in this situation counting in months.  Saying my child is two and we started potty training is too generic.  There's a big difference in saying my child is 25 months and we just started potty training vs my child is 35 months and we just started potty training.  In this context were talking about nearly a third of a child's life.

If he is 35 months then you can say he is almost 3 or just say 3. Sorry, 24 months is the universally accepted cut off age for age in months.
http://community.babycenter.com/post/a35441821/when_do_you_stop_using_months_for_age

ok I'll stop telling people my daughters are 91 and 59 months old. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1318 on: December 02, 2015, 03:14:19 PM »
2 years instead of 25 months is only a difference of 1/25th of the kids life



25 months vs 35 months is nearly 1/3 of a child's life and he/she is two either way.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1319 on: December 02, 2015, 03:16:20 PM »
I know that's why I mommyblog'd it up, for you.  :D

you didn't react in the way i hoped.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1320 on: December 02, 2015, 03:16:35 PM »
That's when you start using halves and almost and just turned.

I think you're supposed to stop using halves around 10 or so
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1321 on: December 02, 2015, 03:23:58 PM »
That's when you start using halves and almost and just turned.

I think you're supposed to stop using halves around 10 or so

I think you should stop much sooner then that.  And who celebrates half birthdays?  I'll tell you who.  Olathe Unified School District 233 that's who.  Yep in Olathe it's considered proper to bring in treats on your kids "half-birthday"  So like the week before Thanksgiving I had to go run to Price Chopper at 10:00 at night to buy rough ridin' cupcakes for 25 third graders and you know what that means?  Three dozen cupcakes.  that's right couldn't be 24 kids in the class had to be 25 so I had to buy an extra dozen and no I didn't want the leftover cupcakes because they were shitty Price Chopper cupcakes    :curse:
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1322 on: December 02, 2015, 03:27:41 PM »
That's when you start using halves and almost and just turned.

I think you're supposed to stop using halves around 10 or so

I think you should stop much sooner then that.  And who celebrates half birthdays?  I'll tell you who.  Olathe Unified School District 233 that's who.  Yep in Olathe it's considered proper to bring in treats on your kids "half-birthday"  So like the week before Thanksgiving I had to go run to Price Chopper at 10:00 at night to buy rough ridin' cupcakes for 25 third graders and you know what that means?  Three dozen cupcakes.  that's right couldn't be 24 kids in the class had to be 25 so I had to buy an extra dozen and no I didn't want the leftover cupcakes because they were shitty Price Chopper cupcakes    :curse:

That sounds like hell.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1323 on: December 02, 2015, 03:30:43 PM »
That's when you start using halves and almost and just turned.

I think you're supposed to stop using halves around 10 or so

I think you should stop much sooner then that.  And who celebrates half birthdays?  I'll tell you who.  Olathe Unified School District 233 that's who.  Yep in Olathe it's considered proper to bring in treats on your kids "half-birthday"  So like the week before Thanksgiving I had to go run to Price Chopper at 10:00 at night to buy rough ridin' cupcakes for 25 third graders and you know what that means?  Three dozen cupcakes.  that's right couldn't be 24 kids in the class had to be 25 so I had to buy an extra dozen and no I didn't want the leftover cupcakes because they were shitty Price Chopper cupcakes    :curse:
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1324 on: December 02, 2015, 03:36:21 PM »
That's when you start using halves and almost and just turned.

I think you're supposed to stop using halves around 10 or so

I think you should stop much sooner then that.  And who celebrates half birthdays?  I'll tell you who.  Olathe Unified School District 233 that's who.  Yep in Olathe it's considered proper to bring in treats on your kids "half-birthday"  So like the week before Thanksgiving I had to go run to Price Chopper at 10:00 at night to buy rough ridin' cupcakes for 25 third graders and you know what that means?  Three dozen cupcakes.  that's right couldn't be 24 kids in the class had to be 25 so I had to buy an extra dozen and no I didn't want the leftover cupcakes because they were shitty Price Chopper cupcakes    :curse:

You should refuse to participate.

The only kid I know that celebrates his half birthday has his real birthday on Christmas and that is still questionable.