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Re: Kids
« Reply #1100 on: May 23, 2015, 03:35:43 PM »
My brother didn't  get his oldest son snipped and that kid turned out weird AF. 

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« Reply #1101 on: May 23, 2015, 04:21:33 PM »
why the eff is circumcision a thing

My brother didn't  get his oldest son snipped and that kid turned out weird AF. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1102 on: May 23, 2015, 04:23:06 PM »
Did anyone make fun of the non-snipped kid in the locker room?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1103 on: May 23, 2015, 04:24:20 PM »
I know a guy that had to get circumcised at 18
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1104 on: May 23, 2015, 04:25:35 PM »
Did anyone make fun of the non-snipped kid in the locker room?

That would be admitting to meat gazing, which probably would get you made fun of worse
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1105 on: May 23, 2015, 05:49:50 PM »
Did anyone make fun of the non-snipped kid in the locker room?

Totally

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1106 on: May 23, 2015, 05:51:08 PM »
Ask Freddy Fiveskin

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1107 on: May 23, 2015, 07:04:18 PM »
I have never seen an anteater.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #1108 on: May 26, 2015, 09:40:15 AM »
the one unsnipped fella I know uses it as a conversation starter, everyone loves a puppet show

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1109 on: May 26, 2015, 09:55:00 AM »
the one unsnipped fella I know uses it as a conversation starter, everyone loves a puppet show

That seems weird. Is that a guy thing to describe your genitals to each other?

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« Reply #1110 on: May 26, 2015, 10:06:23 AM »
the one unsnipped fella I know uses it as a conversation starter, everyone loves a puppet show

That seems weird. Is that a guy thing to describe your genitals to each other?
no, but this individual is a remarkable mix of the repugnant and the charismatic.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1111 on: May 26, 2015, 10:14:53 AM »
the one uncircumcised kid I know of that was in my grade caught hell in junior high. high school was a different story, but locker rooms are really, really weird in high school.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1112 on: August 11, 2015, 03:05:13 PM »
Welp, I'm not going to believe any of you that say having kids doesn't make you miserable.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/08/11/the-most-depressing-statistic-imaginable-about-being-a-new-parent/

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1113 on: August 11, 2015, 05:04:04 PM »
have fun when you're old and no family to spend time with

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1114 on: August 11, 2015, 05:23:57 PM »
Welp, I'm not going to believe any of you that say having kids doesn't make you miserable.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/08/11/the-most-depressing-statistic-imaginable-about-being-a-new-parent/

Well, yeah, it's hard.  I view that more as a sign that people go into it with faulty expectations.

People always say things like, "I didn't know how hard [insert live event here] was until I did it."  That could be marriage, kids, changing careers, buying a house, etc.  They're all things you just have to experience to understand.

And, really, these experiences aren't for everyone.  Maybe some combination of life events are, and other's aren't.  And it's okay to not partake in them if people don't want.  They shouldn't feel pressured to have kids, or get married, or whatever.

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« Reply #1115 on: August 14, 2015, 04:42:48 PM »
Welp, I'm not going to believe any of you that say having kids doesn't make you miserable.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/08/11/the-most-depressing-statistic-imaginable-about-being-a-new-parent/
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followed 2,016 Germans who were childless at the time the study began until at least two years after the birth of their first child.
I didn't read it super close but it appeared most of the stats in article were for the first 2 years which is the hardest, especially with the first kid - Kid doesn't sleep thru the night, can't really communicate, still needs a nap, can hardly walk, etc

IMO the most fun stuff in parenting is when they are big enough to do all the cool crap you remember doing as a kid which really starts at 3 or 4 and on

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1116 on: September 30, 2015, 02:17:24 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1118 on: September 30, 2015, 03:07:26 PM »
on an earlier topic (sorry, haven't checked this thread in a while)....

as the father of a teen girl, a junior high boy, and an elementary school girl, the toughest of the three is...................

elementary school girl.  everything is so dramatic (to them).

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1119 on: September 30, 2015, 03:19:32 PM »
The series is all tied up ladies and gentlemen.  2 boys and 2 girls now.  My daughter arrived at 6:30 this morning.

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« Reply #1120 on: September 30, 2015, 03:50:45 PM »
The series is all tied up ladies and gentlemen.  2 boys and 2 girls now.  My daughter arrived at 6:30 this morning.

Why are you telling us about this arbitrary event?  :lol:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1121 on: September 30, 2015, 03:58:42 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1122 on: September 30, 2015, 04:12:05 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1123 on: September 30, 2015, 04:34:42 PM »
congrats on your 4th bloodfart

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1124 on: September 30, 2015, 04:40:59 PM »
You probably have good genetics BF, have like 4 more
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