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Re: Kids
« Reply #800 on: September 09, 2014, 03:11:37 PM »
How does Sofia become a princess in Sofia the first? Adoption? Lucky break? Good will gesture by the king? I can't stand not knowing!!
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Re: Kids
« Reply #801 on: September 10, 2014, 02:08:33 PM »
circus tonight

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Re: Kids
« Reply #802 on: September 10, 2014, 04:11:36 PM »
circus tonight

I'm going Sunday. Last time I went to the circus I was 8.

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« Reply #803 on: September 10, 2014, 04:37:28 PM »
circus tonight

Thought about taking my 2 year old, but didn't know if there would be a lot of loud noises and crap (little meow meow didn't like fireworks for 4th of July this year) and we'd end up leaving.  Give a recap tomorrow please.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #804 on: October 12, 2014, 10:18:24 AM »
The toy crane on Doc Mcstuffins is named Niles. There had to be an emaw behind that one.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #805 on: October 12, 2014, 10:33:33 AM »
Circus sucked FYI

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Re: Kids
« Reply #806 on: October 12, 2014, 10:42:10 AM »
Pro Tip : If the overweight lady working the door is wearing an acrobat costume the circus is going to suck

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« Reply #807 on: October 13, 2014, 06:17:04 PM »
Circus sucked FYI

Was really bad.   Last year was much better.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #808 on: October 13, 2014, 06:19:15 PM »
Take it to the shame yourself thread, you gross animal hating hayseeds.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #809 on: October 14, 2014, 10:02:47 AM »
No need for Circus' in this world. They are just a haven for clowns.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #810 on: October 14, 2014, 12:16:42 PM »
took lil sd to the drive through animal park thing. buffalos and elk and wolves and bears and stuff. not all together but in their own areas. he lost his mind guys. absolutely flipped out with excitement at seeing a bunch of deers and stuff. petted the living crap out of some goats in the petting zoo park as well. really gave them the business with the pets. protip: don't pay for the animal feed at the petting zoo. a toddler cup full of cheerios is what those things crave. they lose their minds for cheerios.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #811 on: October 14, 2014, 12:18:58 PM »
were you guys aware of these "pumpkin patch" things? it's like some scam where some farmer plants a bunch of pumpkins and has a petting zoo and a tractor hayrack ride thing and snacks and apple cider and stuff. anyway, complete rip off. you pay like $20 a person to get in and snacks aren't even included. also you have to pay for a pumpkin if you want one. also kids go completely bananas for this place. it's like little kid crack cocaine and they want to go there everyday. this and gov. subsidies are why farmers are all millionaires.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #812 on: October 14, 2014, 12:20:03 PM »
another scam: face painting

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« Reply #813 on: October 14, 2014, 12:23:52 PM »
were you guys aware of these "pumpkin patch" things? it's like some scam where some farmer plants a bunch of pumpkins and has a petting zoo and a tractor hayrack ride thing and snacks and apple cider and stuff. anyway, complete rip off. you pay like $20 a person to get in and snacks aren't even included. also you have to pay for a pumpkin if you want one. also kids go completely bananas for this place. it's like little kid crack cocaine and they want to go there everyday. this and gov. subsidies are why farmers are all millionaires.

Been to multiple pumpkin patch things with the petting zoos, tractor rides, and setups to take pictures of your kids with pumpkins and scarecrows.  Never had to pay to get in. 
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Re: Kids
« Reply #814 on: October 14, 2014, 12:25:18 PM »
man, a free pumpkin patch world is a world I want to live in

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« Reply #815 on: October 14, 2014, 12:26:38 PM »
were you guys aware of these "pumpkin patch" things? it's like some scam where some farmer plants a bunch of pumpkins and has a petting zoo and a tractor hayrack ride thing and snacks and apple cider and stuff. anyway, complete rip off. you pay like $20 a person to get in and snacks aren't even included. also you have to pay for a pumpkin if you want one. also kids go completely bananas for this place. it's like little kid crack cocaine and they want to go there everyday. this and gov. subsidies are why farmers are all millionaires.


You must be hitting up all the baller pumpkin patches because the one in my little town only charges like $5 or $6 and adults get in free.

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« Reply #816 on: October 14, 2014, 12:30:45 PM »
We have two of them about a mile apart. The town has grown up around them. They are very competitive with signs that try to confuse people as to which one they are going to. They charge what sd is saying, but you get a free pumpkin per child admission. The pumpkin is the size of a grapefruit, so you have to buy your child a real pumpkin to make the experience legit. Those pumpkins are $100/lb or something. It's way better than sd dad government subsidized farming.
Also, both have corn mazes (maize mazes!). No corn mazes in KS and nub? What the heck!?

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« Reply #817 on: October 14, 2014, 12:34:57 PM »
worth the price of admission if you go to one that has a really good pumpkin cannon

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Re: Kids
« Reply #818 on: October 14, 2014, 12:41:04 PM »
took lil sd to the drive through animal park thing. buffalos and elk and wolves and bears and stuff. not all together but in their own areas. he lost his mind guys. absolutely flipped out with excitement at seeing a bunch of deers and stuff. petted the living crap out of some goats in the petting zoo park as well. really gave them the business with the pets. protip: don't pay for the animal feed at the petting zoo. a toddler cup full of cheerios is what those things crave. they lose their minds for cheerios.

I know you said before (I forgot), but how old is he right now?
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Re: Kids
« Reply #819 on: October 14, 2014, 12:57:28 PM »
Kids.  They are basically the only reason that Agritourism is now a word. 

Evidently pumpkin patches are so profitable, the one near me had a bad crop three or four years ago and was able to buy someone elses pumpkins, have laborers put them throughout their failed field, then sell them to dumbass parents, and still make money.  These guys do have a kiddie zip line, though. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #820 on: October 14, 2014, 01:05:38 PM »
were you guys aware of these "pumpkin patch" things? it's like some scam where some farmer plants a bunch of pumpkins and has a petting zoo and a tractor hayrack ride thing and snacks and apple cider and stuff. anyway, complete rip off. you pay like $20 a person to get in and snacks aren't even included. also you have to pay for a pumpkin if you want one. also kids go completely bananas for this place. it's like little kid crack cocaine and they want to go there everyday. this and gov. subsidies are why farmers are all millionaires.
Did you go to vala's? That place is ridiculous, I had a work function there once, it must be insane the amount of money those places take in during a month.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #821 on: October 14, 2014, 01:11:43 PM »
What is everyone's little kids gonna be for Halloween? Gonna have a cat princess (basically a cat outfit with a little tutu thing) and a pea pod. My 2 year old asks to wear her cat outfit every night and every morning before I take her to daycare, it's adorable.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #822 on: October 14, 2014, 01:17:30 PM »
We have two of them about a mile apart. The town has grown up around them. They are very competitive with signs that try to confuse people as to which one they are going to. They charge what sd is saying, but you get a free pumpkin per child admission. The pumpkin is the size of a grapefruit, so you have to buy your child a real pumpkin to make the experience legit. Those pumpkins are $100/lb or something. It's way better than sd dad government subsidized farming.
Also, both have corn mazes (maize mazes!). No corn mazes in KS and nub? What the heck!?

There's a place in Haysville that has a pumpkin patch, corn maze, carnival games, petting zoo, pony rides, and a bunch more stuff. Never been there though.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #823 on: October 14, 2014, 01:18:56 PM »
Those bottles that have holes in the bottom of them?  I hate them.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #824 on: October 14, 2014, 01:19:16 PM »
What is everyone's little kids gonna be for Halloween? Gonna have a cat princess (basically a cat outfit with a little tutu thing) and a pea pod. My 2 year old asks to wear her cat outfit every night and every morning before I take her to daycare, it's adorable.

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Can't wait to go the pumpkin patch! There are several around Topeka, we always go to the free one; free tractor ride to fields and free face paint.  There is one that is around $20/person; even though we are  :kstategrad: that is redic.