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Re: Kids
« Reply #2300 on: March 06, 2019, 01:33:32 PM »
Just play along, wacky. Life will be better.

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« Reply #2301 on: March 06, 2019, 01:35:04 PM »
 :thumbs: First one. Just excited. I just want to know if I can carry on the last name or not. I'm the last hope. Obviously I'll love it either way.

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« Reply #2302 on: March 06, 2019, 01:37:12 PM »
I'm the last male in my line. I have two girls. Got to thinking about that no more last name thing myself not too long ago. Then I realized that I'll be dead and really won't GAF. :D

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2303 on: March 06, 2019, 01:39:49 PM »
f***ing is not the worst potential middle name for a girl

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2304 on: March 06, 2019, 01:41:39 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2305 on: March 06, 2019, 01:46:19 PM »
That looked like something very different at first, and it would not be a very good middle name.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2306 on: March 06, 2019, 01:47:51 PM »
I don't get waiting until it's born, this would be an issue for #metoo wackycat08. I'm very good at keeping secrets though.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2307 on: March 06, 2019, 02:04:00 PM »
That looked like something very different at first, and it would not be a very good middle name.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2308 on: March 06, 2019, 02:05:12 PM »
KYCKBALL F***ING SO HELP ME IF YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2309 on: March 06, 2019, 02:09:34 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2310 on: March 06, 2019, 02:17:40 PM »
Wacky, just find out the sex and don't tell your wife. If it's a boy, paint the room pink to throw her off.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2311 on: March 06, 2019, 02:29:36 PM »
You surely won't assume your baby's gender, so why does it matter?
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« Reply #2312 on: March 06, 2019, 02:32:46 PM »
Or just assume it's a boy no matter what. Name it Heath Kyckball F***ing Jr. Let the ungrateful SOB change his name to Heather if he thinks he's a girl just because he has a vagina.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2313 on: March 06, 2019, 04:35:25 PM »
Girls are incred. Boys are incred. Kids are just incred.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2314 on: March 06, 2019, 04:39:44 PM »
 :thumbs: Heard the heartbeat for the first time today. It was unreal. A great mix of "OMG how freaking cool, this is awesome" and "Holy crap, I'm going to responsible for another human life.  :ohno: :love:"

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2315 on: March 06, 2019, 04:45:18 PM »
wacks names are names and don't matter either

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« Reply #2316 on: March 06, 2019, 04:45:57 PM »
They will make you absolutely miserable and pissed off a lot. Totally worth it.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2317 on: March 06, 2019, 07:07:41 PM »
FWIW, she totally faked my ass out and secretly gender revealed my ass before I got home today. It was adorable. Not sure I can report it until Saturday, but man, she killed it!


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2318 on: March 06, 2019, 07:10:20 PM »
spoiler: it's a squawk

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2319 on: March 06, 2019, 07:10:48 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2320 on: March 06, 2019, 07:23:53 PM »
Very neat wackycat08, congrats bud
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« Reply #2321 on: March 06, 2019, 07:27:27 PM »
I found out the traditional way, by seeing the dong or vag of the X-ray thing girl


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2322 on: March 06, 2019, 07:32:55 PM »
Thanks guys! Pretty fun stuff. Maybe I should take this to the shame thread, but @stevedave when I was born the nurse said it was a girl to my mom. lol


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« Reply #2323 on: March 06, 2019, 07:35:20 PM »
Probably a squawk nurse tho, I bet!


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2324 on: March 06, 2019, 09:14:11 PM »
FWIW, she totally faked my ass out and secretly gender revealed my ass before I got home today. It was adorable. Not sure I can report it until Saturday, but man, she killed it!


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Gender reveal are the absolute worst, but dang it if the pure joy on FanMan's face wasn't incredible. Congrats buddy!
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