oh crap, we can't call these administrators "drama queens", because there might have been men making these decisions! And you can't misgender people (birth sex only) because it will hurt their feelings. Maybe call them "drama people" or "drama monarchs"? But that is too PC? Oh no, what will we call these people.
I think we should stick with "silly geese" to both be safe with gendering and to highlight the lighthearted nature of this rule they passed.