I think my favorite thing about oscar is when he uses excuses, but says it's not an excuse. I do this at work too (in a jam).

It's such a boss move, guys!
"We've played hard, we compete. I've said it all along, we have great kids," Kansas State coach oscar Weber said after Monday night's 74-71 loss to the Jayhawks, a game that was tied with about two minutes to go. "But there's no moral victories. You have to win."
Boss: "Wacky, what's the hold up with this guy? Why haven't we made progress with this guy for weeks?"
"Listen (insert bosses name), I'm not using this as an excuse, but it's hard to move this doctor forward through the process, since we don't have a presence in the Chicago area. They have to drive all the way down to Indy to shadow and we don't want to reimburse them for gas, since they're only part-time".
