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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #200 on: July 10, 2018, 09:53:06 AM »
Becca is the worst bachelorette OAT IMO

She's bad, but really anyone that agrees to be puppeteer'd by the producers over a season of TV is eventually/quickly going to seem horrible.  The question is, why aren't we hilariously mocking the show this season or ever again?

I'd love a season where from the outset or even after a week or so of shooting and it being cost-impossible to pull the plug, the lead and the contestants start refusing to do anything corny.

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #201 on: May 22, 2019, 01:25:41 AM »
Alabama should NOT be making it harder to have abortions.

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #202 on: May 22, 2019, 11:03:50 AM »
i have a feeling she's going to long bone about half of the cast


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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #203 on: May 22, 2019, 11:25:11 AM »
She got bone-blocked twice in the last 30 minutes. Has anyone gotten knocked up on this show before?

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #204 on: May 29, 2019, 01:15:15 AM »
Give Jon Paul Jones his own show.

Lol at post-hospital Hannah getting a night off when they already paid that singer $500 for a private concert.

How Cam gonna go with a story about getting his leg amputated when his leg is right there, attached, in shorts?

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #205 on: May 29, 2019, 09:15:32 AM »
cam's amputation story was incredible.   i can only hope his leg and his puppy found a good home


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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #206 on: May 29, 2019, 10:02:03 AM »
ABC:

"Amputate"
But don't actually
Cut anything off

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« Reply #207 on: May 29, 2019, 11:16:35 AM »
Man, this is pretty great so far. Agreed that ABC was never going to let her skip that guy singing.

It appears she is going to be anti colton and bone brag at least a few times. 

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #208 on: May 29, 2019, 12:03:13 PM »
Watching the preview last night, I don't think she's going to BONE much, if at all, on this show, but rather that some dude is going to take issue w/her not being a virgin and she's going to give that speech about how she's BONED in the past and that it's OK.   :rolleyes:

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #209 on: May 29, 2019, 12:18:18 PM »
Watching the preview last night, I don't think she's going to BONE much, if at all, on this show, but rather that some dude is going to take issue w/her not being a virgin and she's going to give that speech about how she's BONED in the past and that it's OK.   :rolleyes:

I mean, that is what that speech is about but she is for sure pro-bono

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #210 on: May 29, 2019, 01:08:43 PM »
They haven't even been close to an ocean yet iirc.

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #211 on: May 31, 2019, 01:46:34 PM »
Listening to ringer bachelorette podcast and was reminded that ABC Cam is an aggy aggie.

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« Reply #212 on: May 31, 2019, 01:58:20 PM »
he def looks like an aggy aggie.  probably "lost his leg" in one of those wars the aggy pretend army is always fighting

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #213 on: May 31, 2019, 02:28:57 PM »
cam being an aggy is the least surprising thing i’ve read all week


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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #214 on: May 31, 2019, 02:36:58 PM »
he def looks like an aggy aggie.  probably "lost his leg" in one of those wars the aggy pretend army is always fighting

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #215 on: May 31, 2019, 02:54:28 PM »
lol at the pretend war injury

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #216 on: June 04, 2019, 12:46:53 AM »
This lady is such a rough ridin' spaz. Dude who had to tour Boston with her should’ve run away.

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #217 on: June 14, 2019, 02:33:04 PM »
Luke BONED her at the very beginning of the season in the interview room, right?

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #218 on: July 31, 2019, 09:46:56 AM »
what a dramatic ending!  pretty hilarious she picked dog jingle guy, and he had a relationship he didn't know he was in, lmao, so great!

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #219 on: July 31, 2019, 10:35:50 AM »
well the good news is tyler was still ready and waiting for her and is still in love with her

i found jud's dog song on twitter and i can't understand how anyone would give him their pelt


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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #220 on: July 31, 2019, 10:40:53 AM »
Tyler's plan needs to be:

1) find mini-golf course with windmill big enough to BONE in
2) BONE her
3) bounce and BONE Jupiter 4 eva

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #221 on: July 31, 2019, 10:47:55 AM »
she had to feel kind of dumb watching it back, that her entire family could see this guy was a no talent assclown but she couldn't.