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I hate the person responsible for the marketing effort of Velcro shoes. It could've been amazing. We could've been so happy. The adaptable and flexible security of lacing combined with the effortless fastening and unfastening of the hook and loop system? This should have been a slam dunk.


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I hate the person responsible for the marketing effort of Velcro shoes. It could've been amazing. We could've been so happy. The address daptable and flexible security of lacing combined with the effortless fastening and unfastening of the hook and loop system? This should have been a slam dunk.
You're right,  but what is convenient with good utility is rarely fashionable.  See the minivan as another example.  I think usually because the people that stop caring about appearances latch on to what "makes sense"  and then the hip crowd rejects is making it uncool. 

But yea,  velcro is a pretty awesome product.  Remember Roos?  Man,  so dope as a kid w/ that big ass velcro.  In fact,  I'm going to see if they have some in my size. If not,  I'll get laces anyway.  Roos.  Man.

Oh,  and for me it's everyone involved w/ making the standard week five 8 hour days instead of four 10 hour days. 
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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People who put gum in the urinal

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People who chew gum

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People who don't turn right on red

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People who put their cart on one side of the aisle then stand on the other side while deciding what to buy, thereby blocking the entire aisle

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I have a lot of these

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People who talk on a bluetooth thing while an IRL human is doing something for them, like at a rental car counter, etc

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The guy who invented billboards

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The guy who invented humongous signs like for subway or ikea or whatever

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People who put their cart on one side of the aisle then stand on the other side while deciding what to buy, thereby blocking the entire aisle

Ppl that don't treat every pathway, aisle, sidewalk, etc like a road and stay on the right side and actually concern themselves with the flow of traffic around them.  Those ppl need to be bounced off the earth.

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People who don't take their shopping carts to the cart corrals.

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old people
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people


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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You know who I hate/love in this world? The ppl who can eat a crap ton and stay super skinny/buff. I watch these reality shows like "below deck" where they're charting on a yacht for rich ppl a whole summer and they're all super rough ridin' ripped. How do they maintain that on a yacht? I know super hot girls like this too and one of my best friends from college is like this as well. So #Jels.

The only time I ever had the closest thing to a six pack was my sophomore year of college. I prepped for it too for about 3 months before spring break. I literally lost it all after that week of gluttony. Such bullshit, guys!

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ppl that ask a question and don't fully listen to the answer, only to ask the rough ridin' question again multiple times because they are assholes.

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Whomever is keeping Ed from being released either via DVD or Netflix.  I don't know whom it is, but if I ever find out I will hate them still the same but I will be able to put a face and a name to it.

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Some of these seem like mere pet peeves but some are purposely done straight up dick moves.  Is this for transgressions that are worse than the Pet Peeves thread?

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People who chew gum
:frown: I'm chewing gum right now because I had coffee this morning and I hate coffee breath

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People who chew gum
:frown: I'm chewing gum right now because I had coffee this morning and I hate coffee breath

now everyone around you is smelling coffee breath with a hint of spearmint

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"man, i really wish people could hear me chewing at all times and smell what's inside of my mouth from five feet away." -person who invented chewing gum

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"also i want it to stick to rough ridin' everything once it has been used, and i want people to care so little about it that they just put it wherever they want after they're done. under tables, on chairs, on the ground, wherever! it'll be great!"

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chewing gum creates farts.

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Just smells like gum now  :Woot: