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She's an amazing follow, she may have the greatest ability at making jokes at one's own expense, it's clinical.

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We don't have a celebrity rumors thread so is this where we can talk about why Will Smith, Jada Pinkett-Smith, August Alsina, Margot Robbie, and Charlize Theron were all trending at the same time? I can't be the only one fascinated, amazed, and humored by this today.






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I guess I was the only person here entertained by this, sad.

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Meh. People revenge rough ridin'. Just divorce and move on.

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MIR, what is going on? Are they in an open relationship or cheat on each other constantly or what?


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MIR, what is going on? Are they in an open relationship or cheat on each other constantly or what?


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Jaden Smith brought one of his friends around when Will and Jada were struggling in their marriage and they let the kid stay in the house. Will and Jada decided to separate then she started having a relationship with her son's friend who is like 25 years younger than she is. After this happened Will started slaying ridiculously hot actresses he did movies with. This was four years ago and all kept quiet until last week, when the kid, still in his mid 20's by the way, started telling people that he was in a relationship with Jada, sleeping with her in their house. Jada and Will have long since decided to make their marriage work and they decided to talk publicly about what happened confirming all the rumors.

Twitter being what it is, had several detectives show clips of some of the fillies that Will slayed back in the day, with the added context of the news that both Will and Jada were boning other people.

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MIR, what is going on? Are they in an open relationship or cheat on each other constantly or what?


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Jaden Smith brought one of his friends around when Will and Jada were struggling in their marriage and they let the kid stay in the house. Will and Jada decided to separate then she started having a relationship with her son's friend who is like 25 years younger than she is. After this happened Will started slaying ridiculously hot actresses he did movies with. This was four years ago and all kept quiet until last week, when the kid, still in his mid 20's by the way, started telling people that he was in a relationship with Jada, sleeping with her in their house. Jada and Will have long since decided to make their marriage work and they decided to talk publicly about what happened confirming all the rumors.

Twitter being what it is, had several detectives show clips of some of the fillies that Will slayed back in the day, with the added context of the news that both Will and Jada were boning other people.

this connects the dots, thank you MIR. did not know the August person was so young and that he was their son's friend. goodness.

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EMAW because it reminds me of GPC “sitting on it.”


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la canfora  :lol:

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To help prevent the spread of germs, wash your hands often and thoroughly to keep Every Wildcat A Wellcat. #EWAW

Reading this it out loud (including the #EWAW) and following it up with a "ROWR ROWR" really punches it up a bit.  Give it a try.

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To help prevent the spread of germs, wash your hands often and thoroughly to keep Every Wildcat A Wellcat. #EWAW

Reading this it out loud (including the #EWAW) and following it up with a "ROWR ROWR" really punches it up a bit.  Give it a try.

I can't get past the implication that the original EMAW they're parodying here is some sort of acronym.

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la canfora  :lol:

Damn, he was right.

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Re: Non-sport-specific but kind of (go)EMAW-related status/twitter/wall thread
« Reply #1665 on: October 04, 2020, 05:25:21 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Non-sport-specific but kind of (go)EMAW-related status/twitter/wall thread
« Reply #1666 on: October 13, 2020, 12:50:21 AM »


Is that a fiesta bowl patch on the jersey? David Allen?

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Re: Non-sport-specific but kind of (go)EMAW-related status/twitter/wall thread
« Reply #1667 on: October 13, 2020, 01:00:18 PM »
No man, that jersey is faker than fake, made by colosseum I believe.