Ranking the trashiest fanbases in Texas

[Bqqkie Pimp]

From "pure trash" to "pure class"...

1) Texas A&M
-- Can't even think of anything classy about these redneck hillbillies. Definitely all racists.
2) Texas Tech
-- They hated when aggy went to the SEC-SEC-SEC because now they're the trashiest ones left.
3) Baylor
-- They'd seem trashier, but the rapes and whatnot sort of cover it up.
4) TCU
-- Generally pretty decent folks and their head football coach is a K-State alum. Most are worth sharing a beer with.
5) Texas
-- Just a classy bunch, really.  What more can one say?

[FranklyFrankYou]

I'd say Baylor and Texas A&M are tied. But don't the A&M yell leaders like drink semen?

[kso_FAN]

aTm is a cult which automatically makes them the worst.

[Big Sam]

aTm is a cult which automatically makes them the worst.

Yet, I do believe Waco is pretty cult central.  Maybe Baylor is some rape-based cult.

[Tobias]

that's the school where that one dumbass was trying to stick it to his longhorn neighbor who was actually a huskguy by tearing down his own fence right?

[Tobias]

because holy crap those guys are exceptional dumbfucks

[wetwillie]

because holy crap those guys are exceptional dumbfucks

Not the worlds greatest builders of bonfires either.

[star seed 7]

Yeah that one

[Tobias]

can UP mad dog advanced interrogate us into a diff bowl?

[Bqqkie Pimp]

I'd say Baylor and Texas A&M are tied. But don't the A&M yell leaders like drink semen?

I always get confused as to whether they just drink it or jerk off on a cookie in groups... 

 

[steve dave]

Texas and aTm fans are on the opposite ends of the human being scale. From coolest and cleanest and classiest to smelliest and filthy poor and grossest.

[CNS]

aTm grads are always the ones that surprise me that they even went to college.  Is it possible to go to college and actually end up worse than those with only a HS diploma?  aTm says yes.

[PurpleOil]

1) Baylor
2) A&M
3) Tech
4) TCU
5) Texas

The Waco Horror (or lynching), creation of Big Red, killing an A&M student during a homecoming parade/riot, the Twin Peaks Shootout... Waco, Texas is a place that even David Koresh said, "No way dude. That place is too messed up even for me." and he then went and built his complex outside the city. The Aggies are messed up, don't get me wrong, but the bastards at Baylor are on a whole different level.

[star seed 7]

Texas and aTm fans are on the opposite ends of the human being scale. From coolest and cleanest and classiest to smelliest and filthy poor and grossest.

I agree with this

[deputy dawg]

Didn't like 12 students die in that oversized brush fire 25 aTm?

[jar]

Aggy has committed unspeakable acts against my people. They are the worst.

[MakeItRain]

 

[Gooch]

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

I have IRL enjoyed all of them. TCU has the dirtiest on the field team. Baylor off the field. aTm is obviously the class of the 5 right now. Looking forward to taking them down a peg.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

If we're talking about fan bases then I think you all are putting baylor way too high. Yes Waco is a garbage town with garbage people and yes they've had some particularly unsavory student athletes but the fan base is comprised predominantly of people for whom the extent of their school spirit is putting on a polo on game day but not caring enough to even watch the game or know who won. They have one of the most ambivalent fan bases I've ever seen, especially considering they've had sustained success in multiple sports for a number of years. It's just weird how little they care.

[Rage Against the McKee]

If we're talking about fan bases then I think you all are putting baylor way too high. Yes Waco is a garbage town with garbage people and yes they've had some particularly unsavory student athletes but the fan base is comprised predominantly of people for whom the extent of their school spirit is putting on a polo on game day but not caring enough to even watch the game or know who won. They have one of the most ambivalent fan bases I've ever seen, especially considering they've had sustained success in multiple sports for a number of years. It's just weird how little they care.

Their fans that do care are the absolute worst.

[Dugout DickStone]

If we're talking about fan bases then I think you all are putting baylor way too high. Yes Waco is a garbage town with garbage people and yes they've had some particularly unsavory student athletes but the fan base is comprised predominantly of people for whom the extent of their school spirit is putting on a polo on game day but not caring enough to even watch the game or know who won. They have one of the most ambivalent fan bases I've ever seen, especially considering they've had sustained success in multiple sports for a number of years. It's just weird how little they care.

That is ku fans bro.

[catastrophe]

Speaking of trashy, I just googled what "atm" meant since the aggies seem to go by that a lot, and according to urban dictionary it either means "at the moment" (unlikely) or some kind of dirty gross bedroom stuff.  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ATM [NSFW kids!]

Pretty repulsive if you ask me.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

If we're talking about fan bases then I think you all are putting baylor way too high. Yes Waco is a garbage town with garbage people and yes they've had some particularly unsavory student athletes but the fan base is comprised predominantly of people for whom the extent of their school spirit is putting on a polo on game day but not caring enough to even watch the game or know who won. They have one of the most ambivalent fan bases I've ever seen, especially considering they've had sustained success in multiple sports for a number of years. It's just weird how little they care.

Their fans that do care are the absolute worst.

I've honestly never encountered a Baylor fan who gave any effs about Baylor athletics. Not calling you a liar just saying I've never seen one

[Rage Against the McKee]

If we're talking about fan bases then I think you all are putting baylor way too high. Yes Waco is a garbage town with garbage people and yes they've had some particularly unsavory student athletes but the fan base is comprised predominantly of people for whom the extent of their school spirit is putting on a polo on game day but not caring enough to even watch the game or know who won. They have one of the most ambivalent fan bases I've ever seen, especially considering they've had sustained success in multiple sports for a number of years. It's just weird how little they care.

Their fans that do care are the absolute worst.

I've honestly never encountered a Baylor fan who gave any effs about Baylor athletics. Not calling you a liar just saying I've never seen one

baylorfans.com basically exists to excuse rape and figure out ways to get Coach Art Briles back on campus at this point.