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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #150 on: December 06, 2016, 07:02:13 PM »
ever heard of LOIC, stan?

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yeah it is, look at the penn state
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« Reply #151 on: December 06, 2016, 07:10:33 PM »
Is Baylor gonna get slapped with any  NCAA sanctions? Does the temple guy have any Texas connections?

NCAA sanctions for what?
Title 9 violations?

That's not a NCAA issue, it's a university issue. If the NCAA is going to start enforcing title IX issues that's going to be a lot of issues for a lot of program and the NCAA would need to expand their enforcement staff about tenfold.
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« Reply #152 on: December 06, 2016, 07:32:03 PM »
and is a pretty mediocre hire under any other circumstance.

Lol this is a better hire than we will make when Bill eventually retires.

Highly doubtful. James Franklin was OC for the last guy we hired.
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« Reply #153 on: December 06, 2016, 07:37:38 PM »
and is a pretty mediocre hire under any other circumstance.

Lol this is a better hire than we will make when Bill eventually retires.

Highly doubtful. James Franklin was DC for the last guy we hired.

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« Reply #154 on: December 06, 2016, 07:55:10 PM »
Why does Jason King even give a eff?

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« Reply #155 on: December 06, 2016, 08:19:10 PM »
Why does Jason King even give a eff?

contrary to popular belief, he didn't actually go to K-thUg.  he's a baylor grad


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« Reply #156 on: December 06, 2016, 08:37:24 PM »
Why does Jason King even give a eff?

contrary to popular belief, he didn't actually go to K-thUg.  he's a baylor grad


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« Reply #157 on: December 06, 2016, 09:08:07 PM »
ever heard of LOIC, stan?

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yeah it is, look at the penn state

Did you forget about them being forced to repeal those sanctions? Also, I feel like I bring this up weekly, none of the people responsible for what happened at Baylor are there, making sanctions even more inappropriate and heavy handed. If you guys want a pound of flesh, maybe you can get it from Liberty?

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« Reply #158 on: December 06, 2016, 09:36:58 PM »
ever heard of LOIC, stan?

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yeah it is, look at the penn state

Did you forget about them being forced to repeal those sanctions? Also, I feel like I bring this up weekly, none of the people responsible for what happened at Baylor are there, making sanctions even more inappropriate and heavy handed. If you guys want a pound of flesh, maybe you can get it from Liberty?

surprised that you'd have that take.  i guess you're of the belief that his senior assistants, including his scumbag son, flew blindly though the accusations, i'm not.  they're very much a part of the systemic problem within that program.  art may have begrudgingly fallen on the sword but that doesn't mean those other parties had no clue of what was going on.

they spend too much time together to be shielded from it all.  they also recruited the individuals involved. 


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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #159 on: December 06, 2016, 09:41:23 PM »
How's that other great temple coach doing at miami?
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« Reply #160 on: December 06, 2016, 11:03:05 PM »
ever heard of LOIC, stan?

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yeah it is, look at the penn state

Did you forget about them being forced to repeal those sanctions? Also, I feel like I bring this up weekly, none of the people responsible for what happened at Baylor are there, making sanctions even more inappropriate and heavy handed. If you guys want a pound of flesh, maybe you can get it from Liberty?

surprised that you'd have that take.  i guess you're of the belief that his senior assistants, including his scumbag son, flew blindly though the accusations, i'm not.  they're very much a part of the systemic problem within that program.  art may have begrudgingly fallen on the sword but that doesn't mean those other parties had no clue of what was going on.

they spend too much time together to be shielded from it all.  they also recruited the individuals involved.

Sure, but they'll be gone in a month as well, any sanctions levied would linger far longer than Kendall and Phil will and that is bullshit.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #161 on: December 07, 2016, 08:21:35 AM »
Charlie has to be the obvious choice here.

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« Reply #162 on: December 07, 2016, 08:26:19 AM »
Jason King blocked me for asking him if he still thought Art Briles did nothing wrong.

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« Reply #163 on: December 07, 2016, 09:08:51 AM »
I don't know much about Taggart, but i thought Oregon would have hired someone better(or stole someone more established).
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« Reply #164 on: December 07, 2016, 09:18:10 AM »
Jason King blocked me for asking him if he still thought Art Briles did nothing wrong.

Has anybody ever seen MIR and Jason King in the same room at the same time?

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« Reply #165 on: December 07, 2016, 09:20:01 AM »
can confirm gooch has :babywillie:

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« Reply #166 on: December 07, 2016, 09:26:05 AM »
Jason King blocked me for asking him if he still thought Art Briles did nothing wrong.

Has anybody ever seen MIR and Jason King in the same room at the same time?

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« Reply #167 on: December 07, 2016, 09:35:28 AM »
I don't know much about Taggart, but i thought Oregon would have hired someone better(or stole someone more established).

Outside of his record which you can find on wiki or any tweet or press release, he spent his entire adult life around the Harbaugh's. He played and coached for Jack, he also coached for Jim at Stanford. Jim was his best man. This makes me happy.

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« Reply #168 on: December 07, 2016, 11:00:51 AM »
I don't know much about Taggart, but i thought Oregon would have hired someone better(or stole someone more established).

Outside of his record which you can find on wiki or any tweet or press release, he spent his entire adult life around the Harbaugh's. He played and coached for Jack, he also coached for Jim at Stanford. Jim was his best man. This makes me happy.

Willie Taggart was turning USF into a really, really good program in a very short amount of time.  He's a great coach and someone I hoped would have been on our list had the timing worked out.

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« Reply #169 on: December 07, 2016, 11:03:41 AM »
can confirm gooch has :babywillie:
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« Reply #170 on: December 07, 2016, 11:36:17 AM »
ever heard of LOIC, stan?

n/a

yeah it is, look at the penn state

Did you forget about them being forced to repeal those sanctions? Also, I feel like I bring this up weekly, none of the people responsible for what happened at Baylor are there, making sanctions even more inappropriate and heavy handed. If you guys want a pound of flesh, maybe you can get it from Liberty?

surprised that you'd have that take.  i guess you're of the belief that his senior assistants, including his scumbag son, flew blindly though the accusations, i'm not.  they're very much a part of the systemic problem within that program.  art may have begrudgingly fallen on the sword but that doesn't mean those other parties had no clue of what was going on.

they spend too much time together to be shielded from it all.  they also recruited the individuals involved.

Sure, but they'll be gone in a month as well, any sanctions levied would linger far longer than Kendall and Phil will and that is bullshit.

Dude, I understand that many of the key players are gone or will be leaving, but that entire university deserves to be smashed.  Something like this isn't just about a few people running around dropping bags of cash or giving houses to players.  Baylor as an institution covered up gang rapes and used the power of the university to hurt students to cover up accusations.  This goes well beyond most things we could even compare other instances to.  If I recall correctly, you weren't so kind and forgiving to Penn St. 
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« Reply #171 on: December 07, 2016, 11:38:45 AM »
ever heard of LOIC, stan?

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yeah it is, look at the penn state

Did you forget about them being forced to repeal those sanctions? Also, I feel like I bring this up weekly, none of the people responsible for what happened at Baylor are there, making sanctions even more inappropriate and heavy handed. If you guys want a pound of flesh, maybe you can get it from Liberty?

surprised that you'd have that take.  i guess you're of the belief that his senior assistants, including his scumbag son, flew blindly though the accusations, i'm not.  they're very much a part of the systemic problem within that program.  art may have begrudgingly fallen on the sword but that doesn't mean those other parties had no clue of what was going on.

they spend too much time together to be shielded from it all.  they also recruited the individuals involved.

Sure, but they'll be gone in a month as well, any sanctions levied would linger far longer than Kendall and Phil will and that is bullshit.

Dude, I understand that many of the key players are gone or will be leaving, but that entire university deserves to be smashed.  Something like this isn't just about a few people running around dropping bags of cash or giving houses to players.  Baylor as an institution covered up gang rapes and used the power of the university to hurt students to cover up accusations.  This goes well beyond most things we could even compare other instances to.  If I recall correctly, you weren't so kind and forgiving to Penn St.

You don't recall correctly, I wasn't in favor of NCAA sanctions there either. I'll never be okay with punishing random people for something someone else did.

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« Reply #172 on: December 07, 2016, 11:43:04 AM »
ever heard of LOIC, stan?

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yeah it is, look at the penn state

Did you forget about them being forced to repeal those sanctions? Also, I feel like I bring this up weekly, none of the people responsible for what happened at Baylor are there, making sanctions even more inappropriate and heavy handed. If you guys want a pound of flesh, maybe you can get it from Liberty?

surprised that you'd have that take.  i guess you're of the belief that his senior assistants, including his scumbag son, flew blindly though the accusations, i'm not.  they're very much a part of the systemic problem within that program.  art may have begrudgingly fallen on the sword but that doesn't mean those other parties had no clue of what was going on.

they spend too much time together to be shielded from it all.  they also recruited the individuals involved.

Sure, but they'll be gone in a month as well, any sanctions levied would linger far longer than Kendall and Phil will and that is bullshit.

Dude, I understand that many of the key players are gone or will be leaving, but that entire university deserves to be smashed.  Something like this isn't just about a few people running around dropping bags of cash or giving houses to players.  Baylor as an institution covered up gang rapes and used the power of the university to hurt students to cover up accusations.  This goes well beyond most things we could even compare other instances to.  If I recall correctly, you weren't so kind and forgiving to Penn St.

You don't recall correctly, I wasn't in favor of NCAA sanctions there either. I'll never be okay with punishing random people for something someone else did.

How do you say it's random people when many levels of the administration, title 9 office, academic affairs, and various student services offices didn't do what was right?  I'm all for letting students out of their commitments (since it's a bullshit plantation system anyways).  But when nearly every level of the university is involved in not just a cover up, but punitive action against complainants, and the fan base has rallied around to support the worst of the worst (Briles), how else do you punish them?
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« Reply #173 on: December 07, 2016, 12:00:48 PM »
ever heard of LOIC, stan?

n/a

yeah it is, look at the penn state

Did you forget about them being forced to repeal those sanctions? Also, I feel like I bring this up weekly, none of the people responsible for what happened at Baylor are there, making sanctions even more inappropriate and heavy handed. If you guys want a pound of flesh, maybe you can get it from Liberty?

surprised that you'd have that take.  i guess you're of the belief that his senior assistants, including his scumbag son, flew blindly though the accusations, i'm not.  they're very much a part of the systemic problem within that program.  art may have begrudgingly fallen on the sword but that doesn't mean those other parties had no clue of what was going on.

they spend too much time together to be shielded from it all.  they also recruited the individuals involved.

Sure, but they'll be gone in a month as well, any sanctions levied would linger far longer than Kendall and Phil will and that is bullshit.

Dude, I understand that many of the key players are gone or will be leaving, but that entire university deserves to be smashed.  Something like this isn't just about a few people running around dropping bags of cash or giving houses to players.  Baylor as an institution covered up gang rapes and used the power of the university to hurt students to cover up accusations.  This goes well beyond most things we could even compare other instances to.  If I recall correctly, you weren't so kind and forgiving to Penn St.

You don't recall correctly, I wasn't in favor of NCAA sanctions there either. I'll never be okay with punishing random people for something someone else did.

How do you say it's random people when many levels of the administration, title 9 office, academic affairs, and various student services offices didn't do what was right?  I'm all for letting students out of their commitments (since it's a bullshit plantation system anyways).  But when nearly every level of the university is involved in not just a cover up, but punitive action against complainants, and the fan base has rallied around to support the worst of the worst (Briles), how else do you punish them?

You don't punish them, that's the point.

The levels of administration that we know were complicit are gone edn, even the title IX officer who now says she is a victim. Even if you think that some random provost or something knew and helped cover something up, what will NCAA sanctions do to that person? Nevermind this requires one to make a wild, unproven accusation. Even if they didn't clean house, I'm still not sure of the grounds the NCAA had. The issue of sexual abuse at Baylor was/is a university issue not just an athletics issue. The university holding the honor code over the head of victims wasn't just a football problem. What happened at Baylor was abhorrent, but the NCAA isn't the proper avenue to right the wrongs done there. To make this an athletics issue cheapens what really happened there. Taking some scholarships away and banning kids who didn't rape from a bowl game is misplaced and shallow.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #174 on: December 07, 2016, 12:26:34 PM »
When BP spills oil into the gulf, the DOJ fines it billions of dollars, which punishes hundreds of thousands of people (employees, shareholders, vendors of BP), despite the fact that only a very few people were involved with the extraordinary circumstances upon which the accident occurred.

I don't see why when the highest up representatives at the AD and university engage in a deliberate and concerted scheme to conceal malfeasance for the benefit of the AD and the university, that the football team as a whole should not be punished.

It's not like these people were embezzling money to buy personal watercraft, they were engaged in this scheme to fascilitte winning football games and enrich the University. They did this under the supervision and direction of its board. The entity is absolutely the responsible party here, and should be punished.
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