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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #200 on: December 08, 2016, 02:39:04 PM »
Guys, Bill is still a weirdo.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #201 on: December 08, 2016, 03:55:25 PM »
I went to the neil Smith football camp twice and he was there both years.
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #202 on: December 08, 2016, 03:59:14 PM »
Marcus Allen showed up one day and was my rb position coach for a day. Probably the happiest I've ever been. Sorry your camp sucked shooter
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #203 on: December 08, 2016, 04:34:32 PM »
Marcus Allen showed up one day and was my rb position coach for a day. Probably the happiest I've ever been. Sorry your camp sucked shooter

this is pretty much the same as when i was a camp counselor for coach asbury one year when kat kid was a camper


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« Reply #204 on: December 08, 2016, 07:52:38 PM »
Hear me out for a second, as a young man growing up near Tulsa, OK, I loved TU basketball and wanted nothing more than to play there. As weird as that is. Now, to the summer of 2000, this young Shooter Jones believes he is a good basketball player and decides to attend one of the Bill Self Basketball camps at TU, loving both TU and Bill. It was a 3 or 4 day camp, where you got to stay and stuff, was going to be the highlight of my life*. About a month before, Self sends a letter out about being excited for the camp, with itineraries for meetings and everything, a few tee shirts, shorts and a reversible jersey with Bill Self camp logos all over them.

Days before the camp, Self is hired by the Illinois fighting Illini and skips town, not sure if he ever set foot in it again actually. So we get to camp and he's nowhere to be found. It ends up being a bunch of washed up assistants and former players (actually Pooh Williamson was there, which I enjoyed) that put it on, can't really remember if it was really unorganized, just remember being pissed the whole time. Well anyway, Bill never shows his face, not once, and at some point during THE BILL SELF BASKETBALL camp, Buzz rough ridin' Peterson gets hired and comes in to give a speech, all I could really remember was how he talked and trying to figure out whether or not he had a speech impediment. He left and didn't show his face again as well.

Anyway, maybe not as enjoyable as I remembered, but my hatred for Self began in June of 2000.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #205 on: December 09, 2016, 09:23:06 AM »
Applewhite to Houston. Makes sense, and he probably wasn't going to be able to follow Herman to UT anyways.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #206 on: December 09, 2016, 09:32:24 AM »
That's about the only person who would accept the moronic contract terms they were rumored to have offered. He's going to have to be the best coach in the country for anyone good too want him with the stain on his record of cheating on his 9 month pregnant wife with a student trainer.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #208 on: December 09, 2016, 09:49:56 AM »
Applewhite's first game against us was so money.  Like, top 5 or 6 games of my time there to enjoy our d just murking folks.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #210 on: December 09, 2016, 09:57:28 AM »
jeff kelly would have to play FB to get on the field today <-----i think this thought about once a week, my brain is stuck on this dumb thought

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #211 on: December 09, 2016, 10:05:39 AM »
That's about the only person who would accept the moronic contract terms they were rumored to have offered. He's going to have to be the best coach in the country for anyone good too want him with the stain on his record of cheating on his 9 month pregnant wife with a student trainer.
Wow, I had forgotten about this.  Let's hope he's great and ready for BV to hire him when the time comes.  I wonder how long the lock-in, high buy-out contract is valid.
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #214 on: December 09, 2016, 11:32:44 AM »
https://twitter.com/LJ_Rader/status/807255802998353920
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #215 on: December 09, 2016, 01:08:46 PM »
Cool, Houston can just be the pipeline for the next Texas coach. Pretty sweet deal honestly.
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #216 on: December 10, 2016, 08:12:29 AM »
Fertitta sounds like a scorned lover.  Kiffin probably told him to go eff himself.

"He said 'Write the contract the way you want it,'" said Fertitta, who also is a prominent booster for the school's athletic program. "Lane Kiffin looked me in the eye and he knew when he sat down at that table that he was going to go with the contract that I put in front of him with the buyout that I wanted in front of him. And we never even got there."

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #217 on: December 10, 2016, 09:24:10 AM »
Dude is calling into sports talk on a Friday night :lol: get a hobby or enjoy your family or something dude.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #218 on: December 10, 2016, 09:54:41 AM »
Kiffin to FAU  :lol:
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #219 on: December 10, 2016, 09:56:48 AM »
While I appreciate the candor, it definitely supports mir's "Houston is amateur hour 100% of the time" take.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #220 on: December 10, 2016, 01:30:33 PM »
Cinci hired Luke Fickell from tOSU.

Apparently Tubervilles contract had a buyout that went from $2.5m to $1.4m on Wednesday. Tuberville knew he was getting canned that day, so he resigned monday to get the extra million+.
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #221 on: December 10, 2016, 01:57:46 PM »
Dude is calling into sports talk on a Friday night :lol: get a hobby or enjoy your family or something dude.
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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #222 on: December 10, 2016, 04:42:17 PM »
Cinci hired Luke Fickell from tOSU.

Apparently Tubervilles contract had a buyout that went from $2.5m to $1.4m on Wednesday. Tuberville knew he was getting canned that day, so he resigned monday to get the extra million+.

He resigned and still gets a buyout?  That makes no sense.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #223 on: December 10, 2016, 05:55:24 PM »
Dude is calling into sports talk on a Friday night :lol: get a hobby or enjoy your family or something dude.
Does having a major booster and part of the university structure going ham like this improve or detract from BBSing?

It certainly increases the embarrassment. I can't imagine Garth actually being someone who is allowed to make university decisions and then calling the night show on 810 to justify irrational decisions.

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Re: Official 2016 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #224 on: December 10, 2016, 05:59:59 PM »
Cinci hired Luke Fickell from tOSU.

Apparently Tubervilles contract had a buyout that went from $2.5m to $1.4m on Wednesday. Tuberville knew he was getting canned that day, so he resigned monday to get the extra million+.

He resigned and still gets a buyout?  That makes no sense.

I'm guessing it was negotiated as part of his resignation. Would be bad faith on the part of the University to be hiring someone new, having decided to fire him, but waiting a couple weeks to can him to avoid paying the deal struck.
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