Author Topic: LOL TRUMP (Read 660933 times)

chum1 · « **Reply #10375 on:** April 16, 2024, 05:02:39 PM »

2/2 on days falling asleep at his own criminal trial. Can he pull off a perfect record?

CNS · « **Reply #10376 on:** April 16, 2024, 05:07:38 PM »

3 in a row is a Turkey.

Just like his neck.

Spracne · « **Reply #10377 on:** April 17, 2024, 09:40:23 AM »

https://x.com/Randall_Stps/status/1780295504561131876

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #10378 on:** April 17, 2024, 12:16:26 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on April 17, 2024, 09:40:23 AM

https://x.com/Randall_Stps/status/1780295504561131876

I just opened the thread with the intention of posting this gem.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10379 on:** April 17, 2024, 12:24:01 PM »

Spracne · « **Reply #10380 on:** April 17, 2024, 12:24:19 PM »

Well guess what? Joke's taken

Cire · « **Reply #10381 on:** April 17, 2024, 12:39:07 PM »

I read the transcripts of that and even some gifs

They were hilarious and completely disqualifying statements for someone trying to become president of a homeowners association let alone president.

That being said, to actually hear/listen to the audio was the most bizarre thing ever

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10382 on:** April 17, 2024, 12:44:52 PM »

His brain is roasted

CNS · « **Reply #10383 on:** April 17, 2024, 12:55:40 PM »

Ppl that act like he is slipping are hilarious. MF has sounded exactly like this since he was president. His last coherent thought is college aged.

'taterblast · « **Reply #10384 on:** April 17, 2024, 12:58:35 PM »

#nevertrump obviously but even i need a reminder once in a while of his incoherence. how quickly i've forgotten the daily "wtf" nature of his presidency.

catastrophe · « **Reply #10385 on:** April 17, 2024, 01:32:06 PM »

Trump is like the caricature of the detached corporate CEO. Always happy to take the spotlight despite never having anything to say.

CNS · « **Reply #10386 on:** April 17, 2024, 05:32:21 PM »

He has a very clearcut formula. He basically says the subject, then uses a handful of descriptors so that you can overlay your own personal take subconsciously, thus always agreeing with trump, or he with you.

steve dave · « **Reply #10387 on:** April 18, 2024, 04:59:27 PM »

lmao

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1781078123963879750

star seed 7 · « **Reply #10388 on:** April 18, 2024, 05:08:40 PM »

Remember that he receives a folder of printed out positive tweets every morning?

Spracne · « **Reply #10389 on:** April 18, 2024, 07:03:13 PM »

Lmao. Why do the people around him encourage this crap?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10390 on:** April 19, 2024, 08:23:05 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 18, 2024, 04:59:27 PM

lmao

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1781078123963879750

amaze

CNS · « **Reply #10391 on:** April 19, 2024, 08:53:28 AM »

odds that his crew ChatGPT'ed most of those together with his pic just to make him happy?

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #10392 on:** April 19, 2024, 08:56:12 AM »

Quote from: CNS on April 19, 2024, 08:53:28 AM

odds that his crew ChatGPT'ed most of those together with his pic just to make him happy?

donnie will be the first to tell you he's "not much of a reader" so yeah i mean, as long as its got his picture and a flashy, easily digestible headline...everything underneath could just be lorem ipsum and he wouldn't know the difference

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10393 on:** April 19, 2024, 09:43:49 AM »

looking forward to this election (unfortunately)

chum1 · « **Reply #10394 on:** April 19, 2024, 10:04:24 AM »

Quote

New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman noted the presence of a figure in court whose job responsibility sounded like a joke, writing that her job was to carry around a "wireless printer" to provide the former president with an "ongoing stream of good news from the internet."

https://futurism.com/the-byte/trump-aide-wireless-printer-good-news

DQ12 · « **Reply #10395 on:** April 19, 2024, 10:07:19 AM »

"never fight uphill, me boys" is my favorite quote from civil war history too.

Spracne · « **Reply #10396 on:** April 19, 2024, 12:55:22 PM »

Not really lol, but I'm not sure where to put this. CNN was broadcasting live next to the courthouse, and as they were on air, a man lit himself on fire like 50 feet away. It took a couple minutes for the fire to get put out, so we all got to witness two reporters reporting the sights and smells they were experiencing in real time.

CNS · « **Reply #10397 on:** April 19, 2024, 01:06:49 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on April 19, 2024, 12:55:22 PM

Not really lol, but I'm not sure where to put this. CNN was broadcasting live next to the courthouse, and as they were on air, a man lit himself on fire like 50 feet away. It took a couple minutes for the fire to get put out, so we all got to witness two reporters reporting the sights and smells they were experiencing in real time.

any info on the why?

chum1 · « **Reply #10398 on:** April 19, 2024, 01:07:08 PM »

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1781373546297749865

CNS · « **Reply #10399 on:** April 19, 2024, 01:09:26 PM »

A true genius defense. When they have you every other way, smoke them out with your personal stank.