Author Topic: LOL TRUMP (Read 657652 times)

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #7100 on:** September 04, 2019, 10:25:23 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on September 04, 2019, 10:23:14 AM

"in all matter of speaking"

You're having a meltdown over an auto correct thing . . . the last bastion of the slow and dumb is playing the spelling/grammar card on a message board.

SMDH, sad.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7101 on:** September 04, 2019, 10:31:17 AM »

blaming autocorrect for writing like a moron is my new favorite Alabama thing. It's the ultimate laydown

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #7102 on:** September 04, 2019, 10:35:18 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on September 04, 2019, 10:31:17 AM

blaming autocorrect for writing like a moron is my new favorite Alabama thing. It's the ultimate laydown

Your constant

and tapouts over things you clearly don't understand are my favorite part of Slow Dug posts.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7103 on:** September 04, 2019, 01:32:05 PM »

Can't wait for dax's defense lol

https://twitter.com/wxdam/status/1169308075662151680

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #7104 on:** September 04, 2019, 01:44:48 PM »

That's pretty funny, but at one time the models had the storm going across Florida, back into the Gulf and then possibly making landfall again in the FL Panhandle/AL Gulf Coast.

ParodyPosterLibDerp7 . . . are you sure all this LibDerp rage isn't because this storm weakened and won't be a major Hurricane if it actually makes landfall in the U.S.

You guys want so badly to advance the agenda after-all.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #7105 on:** September 04, 2019, 01:45:45 PM »

Holy crap lmao

Phil Titola · « **Reply #7106 on:** September 04, 2019, 01:50:45 PM »

Never disappoints.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #7107 on:** September 04, 2019, 01:53:26 PM »

Well we are talking about a political party where the leadership and various mouthpieces are hoping for a bad economy and generally root for all kinds of bad things to happen so they can get back into power again.

So, until LibDerp Nation ratchets down the all rage, all the time factor, I'm going with massive disappointment at the lack of a land-falling major hurricane.

mocat · « **Reply #7108 on:** September 04, 2019, 01:53:59 PM »

meow meow · « **Reply #7109 on:** September 04, 2019, 01:58:43 PM »

holy crap dad

CHONGS · « **Reply #7110 on:** September 04, 2019, 01:59:14 PM »

There is literally nothing Trump can do that dax won't deflect or defend. He's a force of nature that you simply can't comprehend.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7111 on:** September 04, 2019, 02:02:38 PM »

BITPB

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7112 on:** September 04, 2019, 02:03:56 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on September 04, 2019, 01:59:14 PM

There is literally nothing Trump can do that dax won't deflect or defend. He's a force of nature that you simply can't comprehend.

The entertainment factor is pretty high

meow meow · « **Reply #7113 on:** September 04, 2019, 02:09:13 PM »

it's a multi-year troll job that we will admire for centuries once it is revealed

Trim · « **Reply #7114 on:** September 04, 2019, 02:16:02 PM »

Reveal at FattyFest?

MakeItRain · « **Reply #7115 on:** September 04, 2019, 02:54:40 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on September 04, 2019, 01:44:48 PM

That's pretty funny, but at one time the models had the storm going across Florida, back into the Gulf and then possibly making landfall again in the FL Panhandle/AL Gulf Coast.

This is a bald faced lie. There was one model, on the spaghetti stand, that had this as a scenario and that was while the hurricane was between Puerto Rico and The Bahamas. They use a consensus of the spaghetti models to develop a cone. A track into the gulf was always outside of the cone. I know he wasn't/isn't using that logic because if he were he's be tweeting for Kentucky, West Virginia, and Ohio to take preparations because there's one model that currently has Dorian tracking there.

He just mumped up and it's beyond troubling that he can't just let his gaffes go.

chum1 · « **Reply #7116 on:** September 04, 2019, 03:01:51 PM »

The whole Alabama forecast was already really high on the LOL scale. The sharpie on the map makes it an all time great LOL.

The quality of work kinda reminds me of the old Italian woman who tried to touch up the Jesus face.

chum1 · « **Reply #7117 on:** September 04, 2019, 03:33:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1169325658994106368

Brock Landers · « **Reply #7118 on:** September 04, 2019, 03:52:50 PM »

Honestly it's better for everyone on the face of the planet if they let Trump obsess over this for a while and not eff something else up. Just give him a stack of pretty maps to color on with his sharpie or crayon or whatever and also so we can laugh at him.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #7119 on:** September 04, 2019, 04:48:19 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on September 04, 2019, 02:54:40 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on September 04, 2019, 01:44:48 PM

That's pretty funny, but at one time the models had the storm going across Florida, back into the Gulf and then possibly making landfall again in the FL Panhandle/AL Gulf Coast.

This is a bald faced lie. There was one model, on the spaghetti stand, that had this as a scenario and that was while the hurricane was between Puerto Rico and The Bahamas. They use a consensus of the spaghetti models to develop a cone. A track into the gulf was always outside of the cone. I know he wasn't/isn't using that logic because if he were he's be tweeting for Kentucky, West Virginia, and Ohio to take preparations because there's one model that currently has Dorian tracking there.

He just mumped up and it's beyond troubling that he can't just let his gaffes go.

Yeah, never been through a Hurricane(s) before so thanks for your input Captain NOAA

So unconcerned about the possibility of a hurricane strike in SE Alabama a week ago that one of my military customers went into Hurricane readiness mode for the possibility of having to move hundreds of millions of dollars of aircraft to another location. Dumbass generals and executive officers listening to Trump, FFS.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #7120 on:** September 04, 2019, 04:51:37 PM »

I'd feel a lot safer if none of our generals and executive officers listened to him, honestly.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7121 on:** September 04, 2019, 04:55:47 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on September 04, 2019, 04:51:37 PM

I'd feel a lot safer if none of our generals and executive officers listened to him, honestly.

Absolutely

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #7122 on:** September 04, 2019, 04:57:24 PM »

The August 29th Euro Model Run had no less than 9 tracks taking the storm into the Gulf of Mexico, one model took the storm into Mobile Bay, another took it straight up the West Coast of FL and likely into the Florida Panhandle which then likely means both GA and AL, and 3 other models parked it just off the coast of West Florida and due South of FloraBama.

Some of you people

Trim · « **Reply #7123 on:** September 04, 2019, 05:00:02 PM »

Dax, make all these motherfuckers get their stats, STRAIGHT, at FattyFest on 9/21.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #7124 on:** September 04, 2019, 05:01:17 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on September 04, 2019, 04:51:37 PM

I'd feel a lot safer if none of our generals and executive officers listened to him, honestly.

Sadly lots of officers listened to Obama and hundreds of thousands of brown/black people died, got droned and/or refugee'd in the process.