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Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #4500 on:** January 18, 2018, 01:04:46 PM »

According to my calculations, Lib was way off. Trump is only 59% fat. But if he were a woman, he would be 89% fat....does Lib know something he is not sharing???

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4501 on:** January 18, 2018, 01:06:33 PM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on January 18, 2018, 12:56:32 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 18, 2018, 10:40:54 AM
If this is such a big rough ridin' deal, they should have had all candidates do a physical before running for office. Would love to see how bobblehead Hillary's turned out. Ppl really grasping at straws here. Sad.
You understand why people are calling this out right?

Because ppl are enraged of all things Trump. The most idolized lib of our time, Bill Clinton was worshiped for slamming fillies in office and crushing McDonalds 24/7 by his ppl.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4502 on:** January 18, 2018, 01:08:35 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on January 18, 2018, 12:41:37 PM

The alternative to him lying is that it's his true weight, but he has like 90% body fat. This is actually kind of believable to me, the guy drives his golf cart on the green to go from a 15ft putt to a tap in and doesn't believe in exercise because the body has a fixed amount of energy.

I don't think he would be strong enough to walk under his own weight in that scenario, though.

CHONGS · « **Reply #4503 on:** January 18, 2018, 02:04:32 PM »

Any time you start the question "You understand...?" with Wacky the answer is always no. He clearly doesn't understand.

chum1 · « **Reply #4504 on:** January 18, 2018, 02:06:47 PM »

Quote

In an early session on his infrastructure plan, Mr. Trump detoured into a riff about part of the road network that has long bugged him: guardrails. “It’s put together with these screws, right?” he told cabinet members and business executives, who nodded solemnly. “I always think if I ever went into that sucker I’d be afraid that it opens and you get speared.” He continued: “I want to hire whoever their salesman is. He’s the greatest salesman in the world. That is the worst crap.”

https://www.wsj.com/articles/talking-to-trump-a-how-to-guide-1516303402

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4505 on:** January 18, 2018, 02:34:02 PM »

Gooch · « **Reply #4506 on:** January 18, 2018, 03:01:57 PM »

I sure hope no one puts a magnet in front of him. That would blow his mind.

treysolid · « **Reply #4507 on:** January 18, 2018, 04:08:50 PM »

The physics of guardrails is actually pretty awesome:

http://colgatephys111.blogspot.com/2017/12/guardrail-lessens-force-of-impact.html

But I don't expect Trump to recognize good engineering

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #4508 on:** January 18, 2018, 04:26:43 PM »

ok ok ok. alright. just put down whatever numbers are the most believable but wouldn't categorize me as obese. 6 foot three and one pound under 240? ok that's fine. moving on....

Phil Titola · « **Reply #4509 on:** January 18, 2018, 04:37:07 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 18, 2018, 01:06:33 PM

Quote from: Phil Titola on January 18, 2018, 12:56:32 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 18, 2018, 10:40:54 AM
If this is such a big rough ridin' deal, they should have had all candidates do a physical before running for office. Would love to see how bobblehead Hillary's turned out. Ppl really grasping at straws here. Sad.
You understand why people are calling this out right?
Because ppl are enraged of all things Trump. The most idolized lib of our time, Bill Clinton was worshiped for slamming fillies in office and crushing McDonalds 24/7 by his ppl.

No.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4510 on:** January 18, 2018, 04:54:49 PM »

Oh, ok then.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #4511 on:** January 18, 2018, 05:11:09 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 18, 2018, 04:54:49 PM

Oh, ok then.

I mean it's such a dumb thing to lie about and expect people to believe you because you are the "president"...this is the crap we laugh at when lil rocket boy makes his state media make claims of his obviously idiotic accomplishments.

Nobody really cares that he's fat...we can all see that.