Election game thread

[Panjandrum]

Stupid dickhead Debbie and the shitbird DNC got what they deserved. Not happy Rudy Giuliani will be the chef lawmaker in this country and Newt will be the Secretary of State, lol, but hopefully the democrats will get their crap together.

I'm not convinced Bernie would have won.  I'm not sure how the socialist stuff would have played front and center in a general election.

But, Donald Trump is going to be President, so who the hell knows.

[catastrophe]

Stupid dickhead Debbie and the shitbird DNC got what they deserved. Not happy Rudy Giuliani will be the chef lawmaker in this country and Newt will be the Secretary of State, lol, but hopefully the democrats will get their crap together.

I would have voted for Bernie over Johnson. Submarining him was a bad choice.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Dow Jones Futures -796

I mean, it will come back, but a part of me thinks a ton of Trump voters cheer that because they don't have anything invested in the market, and a significant amount of their anger is focused at Wall Street.

This is a fantastic buying opportunity. Don't be stupid by passing it up.

[Panjandrum]

Guys, my wife is trying to convince me to move to Denmark.  I'm not sure how I'm going to get through the next four years.

[Panjandrum]

Dow Jones Futures -796

I mean, it will come back, but a part of me thinks a ton of Trump voters cheer that because they don't have anything invested in the market, and a significant amount of their anger is focused at Wall Street.

This is a fantastic buying opportunity. Don't be stupid by passing it up.

Of course.  I'm going to buy like mad.

[star seed 7]

Denmark is cool

[Panjandrum]

I told my wife Elizabeth Warren may run in four years (no idea if that's true).

She's happy now.  Denmark is off the table.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Dow Jones Futures -796

I mean, it will come back, but a part of me thinks a ton of Trump voters cheer that because they don't have anything invested in the market, and a significant amount of their anger is focused at Wall Street.

I'm buying the crap out of index funds tomorrow.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Stupid dickhead Debbie and the shitbird DNC got what they deserved. Not happy Rudy Giuliani will be the chef lawmaker in this country and Newt will be the Secretary of State, lol, but hopefully the democrats will get their crap together.

Neither of those things will happen MIR, it's all good! 

[MakeItRain]

Van Jones being a huge crybaby on CNN right now, might literally cry

[stunted]

Guys, my wife is trying to convince me to move to Denmark.  I'm not sure how I'm going to get through the next four years.

according to 2016 figures from Statistics Denmark, approximately 87.7% of the population was of Danish descent, defined as having at least one parent who was born in Denmark and has Danish citizenship

should probably go somewhere browner

[star seed 7]

Stupid dickhead Debbie and the shitbird DNC got what they deserved. Not happy Rudy Giuliani will be the chef lawmaker in this country and Newt will be the Secretary of State, lol, but hopefully the democrats will get their crap together.

Neither of those things will happen MIR, it's all good! 

Sorry, but that's who he picked

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Yes, I think Bernie would have won. It's not like people love Trump - they loathed Clinton.

[MakeItRain]

This result is genuinely making me sad.

However, because of the color of my skin, gender, education level, and career choice, I stand to gain from this financially.  Not worth it  tho.

I am feeling a little low right now.  I'll rally, but this is disheartening for me personally.

This is how I felt in May.

[michigancat]

Van Jones being a huge crybaby on CNN right now, might literally cry

Yes! I got bored with PBS just in time!

[stunted]

This result is genuinely making me sad.

However, because of the color of my skin, gender, education level, and career choice, I stand to gain from this financially.  Not worth it  tho.

I am feeling a little low right now.  I'll rally, but this is disheartening for me personally.

This is how I felt in May.

black people will prosper like never before. in 2020, perhaps you will be rooting for trump.

[michigancat]

God, PBS is so much better other than Van's meltdown

[Emo EMAW]

Denmark sucks trust me.

[chum1]

Van Jones being a huge crybaby on CNN right now, might literally cry

They all seem a little emotional in one way or another.

[MakeItRain]

This result is genuinely making me sad.

However, because of the color of my skin, gender, education level, and career choice, I stand to gain from this financially.  Not worth it  tho.

I am feeling a little low right now.  I'll rally, but this is disheartening for me personally.

Pete I have 2 daughters. I know you're a dad of a girl also. I am terribly sad they are growing up in a world where Donald Trump is going to be president of the USA

I have a 7 year old who has been absolutely entranced by this election since we took her to the caucuses in February. I had to beg her to go to bed at 9 PM. I'm going to break her heart in the morning. She'll be fine, we'll all be fine. We survived 8 years of Regan, we'll be fine with 4 years of Donald.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Where will the new Hollywood be now that all the actors will make good on their promises to leave the country? I'm thinking Paris. The taxes will suck tho.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

I think Donald Trump has daughters, too. I think your daughters will be fine. They can probably even serve safely as interns in a Trump WH.

[MakeItRain]

My wife is not taking this well.  Not well at all.

Nor is mine. Uppity ass college educated white women, amirite?

[Panjandrum]

David Axelrod is right, and I was talking with a friend about this earlier.

We're talking race, class, elitism, etc.  All of these things are a part of the equation.

But this isn't unique to us.  This is happening all over Europe.  This is a backlash against globalization.  This is a backlash against technology replacing workers. 

I'm not sure how you put the lid back on that pot.  What happens in four years when there's no wall, there's still Obamacare, and those manufacturing jobs haven't come back?  Who will you turn to then?

[stunted]

I think Donald Trump has daughters, too. I think your daughters will be fine. They can probably even serve safely as interns in a Trump WH.

ivanka is the greatest role model ever