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Best vending machine food
« on: May 07, 2010, 02:22:02 PM »


Only 50 cents. Same price as animal crackers, only they have taste.

Almost always sold out on the first day.  :lick:


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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 02:26:23 PM »
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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 02:27:58 PM »
Great thread.  I usually go with either:


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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 02:29:27 PM »
food from vending machines seem dirty to me.

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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 02:30:23 PM »
food from vending machines seem dirty to me.

It's packaged.

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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2010, 02:31:40 PM »
food from vending machines seem dirty to me.

It's packaged.

Great point J, great point.

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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2010, 02:37:42 PM »
You know what I never get out of a vending machine?  Candy.  Not a candy guy.  Salty snack guy is what I am.  Give me that delicious sodium every time. 

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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2010, 02:38:03 PM »
food from vending machines seem dirty to me.

It's packaged.

yeah. it's not really rational. vending machines are just kind of big dirty stink boxes to me though. just don't trust them.

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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2010, 02:38:27 PM »
food from vending machines seem dirty to me.

It's packaged.

yeah. it's not really rational. vending machines are just kind of big dirty stink boxes to me though. just don't trust them.

just got racist up in here  :surprised:

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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2010, 02:44:10 PM »
I would never eat these:



Nobody ever buys them. Probably haven't been restocked in five years.



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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2010, 02:47:26 PM »
I would also think twice before buying a non-jerky meat product out of one




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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2010, 02:49:12 PM »


Only 50 cents. Same price as animal crackers, only they have taste.

Almost always sold out on the first day.  :lick:

We have the 1.00 version, the bigger bag.  Still a delight and I agree about the bestness of them.

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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2010, 02:50:41 PM »


Only 50 cents. Same price as animal crackers, only they have taste.

Almost always sold out on the first day.  :lick:

We have the 1.00 version, the bigger bag.  Still a delight and I agree about the bestness of them.

Used to love these, but now that I know how they get all that cheese in there, not so much.

Just isn't as mysterious now. 

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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2010, 02:57:21 PM »
vending machine eaters, please report to the weight loss thread.  nevermind, you're all already over there! LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  sad really, dumbasses


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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2010, 02:58:31 PM »
vending machine eaters, please report to the weight loss thread.  nevermind, you're all already over there! LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  sad really, dumbasses

There were apples in the vending machine last I checked.

Who's the dumbass now?

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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2010, 03:00:14 PM »
Has anyone ever seen someone get the lifesavers or gum out of a vending machine?  I haven't.  I bet all the lifesavers are fused together in one long fruit noodle at this point. 

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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2010, 03:05:50 PM »
Has anyone ever seen someone get the lifesavers or gum out of a vending machine?  I haven't.  I bet all the lifesavers are fused together in one long fruit noodle at this point. 

Please don't hate on lifesavers.



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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2010, 03:15:41 PM »


Only 50 cents. Same price as animal crackers, only they have taste.

Almost always sold out on the first day.  :lick:

We have the 1.00 version, the bigger bag.  Still a delight and I agree about the bestness of them.


A couple of weeks ago we had a 3 oz version of that in our machine for only 75 cents.  I think the vending machine guy realized he effed up on that, so now we're back to the 1.5 oz bag for 65 cents.   :curse:

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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2010, 03:16:23 PM »
i bet saul is a vending machine's best friend. like, his mouth to its.


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Re: Best vending machine food
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2010, 03:31:18 PM »


+1  Great when I don't have time to get a real breakfast!

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« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2010, 03:38:29 PM »
To BT's credit, it has won "pastry of the year" multiple times.


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« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2010, 03:53:29 PM »
Not 'clams approved.

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« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2010, 04:02:51 PM »

Man, I love me some Gardetto's, particularly the mustard, but if I eat them, I'll be clearing rooms without prejudice within 1 hour.
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