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Walking around the Plaza, ran into Jayhawk Jaxson
« on: September 10, 2016, 04:12:00 PM »
Poor kid.  He was standing on the patio of the Falloon with his buddy who went to Nebraska, watching the Nub game.
Drinking a Jack and Coke and he asked if they could sit down.  His wife (parole officer) was working and couldn't come watch the Nebraska game with them.  He's chain smoking Camels.

"Ya, have the table Jaxson- I'm heading home anyway.  What time do you guys play?"

"Oh- not sure, I'm not a fan."

lulz.

poor Jaxson.  poor, poor Jaxson.


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Re: Walking around the Plaza, ran into Jayhawk Jaxson
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2016, 04:13:36 PM »
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Re: Walking around the Plaza, ran into Jayhawk Jaxson
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2016, 04:15:50 PM »
Funny coincidence, Jayhawk Jerry came by today to seed the yard.  Had the hawk ball cap on and the monogram patch on his work uniform.  I gave him a wave and set out a couple water bottles for him. 

"Nice fall day."
"Yep."

I like Jayhawk Jerry, he's a great guy.  Turf school drop out, but he does ok I think.


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Re: Walking around the Plaza, ran into Jayhawk Jaxson
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2016, 04:18:31 PM »
I bet Jaxon knows the entire basketball schedule like the back of a cop car after being arrested for dui
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Re: Walking around the Plaza, ran into Jayhawk Jaxson
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2016, 05:16:04 PM »
I'm sure the loss today to Ohio in some way is a learning experience.
get better every day

I'm guessing that their wide receiver/ head coach of theirs will ask them to take notes.
was bbbbbbbbbiiiiiilllllll seffff in that massive press box taking the game in?

good grief, it's sad that we have them in our conference


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Walking around the Plaza, ran into Jayhawk Jaxson
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2016, 05:32:49 PM »
Jazmyn and Randy Jayhawk from highway 24 are going to be pretty upset that this turn around isn't as easy as they originally thought.  They forget just how far Beatty has to bring this team of losers.


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Re: Walking around the Plaza, ran into Jayhawk Jaxson
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2016, 05:55:09 PM »
Jazmyn and Randy Jayhawk from highway 24 are going to be pretty upset that this turn around isn't as easy as they originally thought.  They forget just how far Beatty has to bring this team of losers.


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i'm sure the bars in raytown will be full tonight.  celebrate, Hawks, celebrate.  Sláinte. 


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Re: Walking around the Plaza, ran into Jayhawk Jaxson
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2016, 09:59:56 PM »
take it to the white people name, white people shame thread

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Re: Walking around the Plaza, ran into Jayhawk Jaxson
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2016, 04:02:13 PM »
Funny coincidence, Jayhawk Jerry came by today to seed the yard.  Had the hawk ball cap on and the monogram patch on his work uniform.  I gave him a wave and set out a couple water bottles for him. 

"Nice fall day."
"Yep."

I like Jayhawk Jerry, he's a great guy.  Turf school drop out, but he does ok I think.


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