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Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)

Regular fries
8 (16.7%)
Sweet potato fries
8 (16.7%)
Truffle fries
6 (12.5%)
Tots
12 (25%)
Waffle
8 (16.7%)
Curly
6 (12.5%)

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #50 on: September 01, 2016, 09:38:39 AM »
If someone points a gun at your head and asks you what type of french fry is best and you say tater tots then you deserve to die.

that's a pretty good point _33

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2016, 10:13:12 AM »
need to keep this thread rolling with non fry related gun to your head options

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2016, 10:16:44 AM »
Gun to head, Nachos or wings?

Gun to head, vodka or whiskey?

Gun to head, getting laid or pooping?

Gun to head, LHC Bill Snyder or Stoops?

Gun to head, mustard or ketchup?

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2016, 10:29:32 AM »
"What do you choose, fries related, tell me."


"Why?"


"Because you need to tell me."


"Well I need to know what I stand to win."


"Everything."


"Everything?"


"You yes stand to win everything, now tell me."


"Fine, I choose truffle fries then."


"That's correct, they're delicious."


"It's a good thing you didn't say tator tots."


"Because they are not really fries."

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2016, 10:33:20 AM »
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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2016, 10:35:02 AM »
It's a little bit disappointing that sweet potato fries aren't in last place. They are probably the best way to eat a sweet potato, but they still kind of suck.

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2016, 10:36:11 AM »
It's a little bit disappointing that sweet potato fries aren't in last place. They are probably the best way to eat a sweet potato, but they still kind of suck.
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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2016, 10:45:50 AM »
I think the fry list should be limited to true potatoes.  No sweet potatoes, no yams, no yuccas, no plantains.  Just regular spuds

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #58 on: September 01, 2016, 10:49:35 AM »
Gun to head, Nachos or wings?

Gun to head, vodka or whiskey?

Gun to head, getting laid or pooping?

Gun to head, LHC Bill Snyder or Stoops?

Gun to head, mustard or ketchup?
Nachos, (if its straight then)whiskey, laid, snyd, mustard

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #59 on: September 01, 2016, 10:51:22 AM »
Gun to head, Nachos or wings?

Gun to head, vodka or whiskey?

Gun to head, getting laid or pooping?

Gun to head, LHC Bill Snyder or Stoops?

Gun to head, mustard or ketchup?
Nachos, (if its straight then)whiskey, laid, snyd, mustard

switch to wings and you have my list.

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #60 on: September 01, 2016, 10:52:15 AM »
Gun to head, Nachos or wings?

Gun to head, vodka or whiskey?

Gun to head, getting laid or pooping?

Gun to head, LHC Bill Snyder or Stoops?

Gun to head, mustard or ketchup?
Nachos, (if its straight then)whiskey, laid, snyd, mustard

switch to wings and you have my list.
that was honestly the toughest decision for me

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #61 on: September 01, 2016, 10:53:15 AM »
Gun to head, Nachos or wings?

Gun to head, vodka or whiskey?

Gun to head, getting laid or pooping?

Gun to head, LHC Bill Snyder or Stoops?

Gun to head, mustard or ketchup?
Nachos, (if its straight then)whiskey, laid, snyd, mustard

switch to wings and you have my list.
that was honestly the toughest decision for me

i think it is the only one remotely difficult to make, tbh.

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #62 on: September 01, 2016, 10:53:33 AM »
That was probably the best one. So hard to choose. Sex or pooping, lame one on my end.

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #63 on: September 01, 2016, 11:25:01 AM »
That was probably the best one. So hard to choose. Sex or pooping, lame one on my end.

What if you just had sex and you haven't pooped in 4 days? Might change your answer.

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #64 on: September 01, 2016, 11:25:40 AM »
True!

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #65 on: September 01, 2016, 11:57:48 AM »
This thread is starch madness

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #66 on: September 01, 2016, 12:01:38 PM »
Why are sex and pooping similar activities for wackycat08?
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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #67 on: September 01, 2016, 12:05:48 PM »
Why are sex and pooping similar activities for wackycat08?

prostate stimulation?

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #68 on: September 01, 2016, 12:07:09 PM »
wacky seems like he might be into finger poppin'

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #69 on: September 01, 2016, 12:16:44 PM »
Good grief

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #70 on: September 01, 2016, 01:05:03 PM »
I mean, i'm not against it.  :dunno: i thought this was a safe place guys?!

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #71 on: September 01, 2016, 01:29:28 PM »
That was probably the best one. So hard to choose. Sex or pooping, lame one on my end.

What if you just had sex and you haven't pooped in 4 days? Might change your answer.
I don't know how someone who hasn't pooped in 4 days has any business having sex with anyone.  That just doesn't sound fun.

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #72 on: September 01, 2016, 01:30:52 PM »
That was probably the best one. So hard to choose. Sex or pooping, lame one on my end.

What if you just had sex and you haven't pooped in 4 days? Might change your answer.
I don't know how someone who hasn't pooped in 4 days has any business having sex with anyone.  That just doesn't sound fun.

Well that just furthers my argument that if you haven't pooped in 4 days then you might choose pooping over having sex.

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #73 on: September 01, 2016, 01:35:16 PM »
sometimes if i travel i don't poop for like 2 or 3 days

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Re: Gun to head, what do you choose? (Fries related)
« Reply #74 on: September 01, 2016, 01:38:56 PM »
Gun to head, Twizzlers or Red vines?