Stanford Predictions

[Hurricane Cat]

I've studied.
I've researched.
More study and research (in depth).
Investigations then ensued.
Detailed data analysis conducted.
Statistics and other numbers have been thoroughly processed.
Databases were administered.


Output: 
Mmm Mmm Cats 34
Cardinals 17

I support this learned prediction

[MadCat]

Snyder's Pyjamas 34
Cat's Pyjamas 35

[Emo EMAW]

We are playing the #8 team in the nation, on the road, in our first game (and we are a traditionally slow starting team), with a new quarterback and a new offensive line.  I don't see any way how we even make the game respectable.

stupid trees:  44
feral cats gone wild:  10

[420seriouscat69]

I'm thinking positive, because they lost a lot of valuable trees to the NFL and graduation. We were semi productive, with the worst QB's in the nation last year, and there's gotta be something about Ertz for Snyder to keep coming back to him. Add in Pringle, The D ( A lot of returning parts), and i'm fully torqued.

[Dugout DickStone]

wants to be harvard - 23
wants to be Texas - 22

[pvegs]

We are playing the #8 team in the nation, on the road, in our first game (and we are a traditionally slow starting team), with a new quarterback and a new offensive line.  I don't see any way how we even make the game respectable.

stupid trees:  44
feral cats gone wild:  10

it could be respectable if we are better and they are worse than preseason predictions, and i think both those things will be true

oh, and cats 27 - trees 24

[yoga-like_abana]

It will be a game that does not greatly impact the rest of our season.

[That_Guy]

It will be a game that does not greatly impact the rest of our season.

Even if we win?


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[yoga-like_abana]

It will be a game that does not greatly impact the rest of our season.

Even if we win?


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yes.

[Art Vandelay]

I'm getting more optimistic....meaning I think we lose by 13 now instead of 20

Stanford 30
KSU 17 (WE COVER!!!!!!)

[Shooter Jones]

We are playing the #8 team in the nation, on the road, in our first game (and we are a traditionally slow starting team), with a new quarterback and a new offensive line.  I don't see any way how we even make the game respectable.

stupid trees:  44
feral cats gone wild:  10

Emo, what if I told you Stanford has traditionally been a slow starting team under David Shaw.. AND they have a new quarterback too?

[manpow5]

wants to be harvard - 23
wants to be Texas - 22

So that's a W for us! #Harvardoftheplains

[jeans]

not sure who will win but it's going to be 26-23

*jeans*

[everyone shut up]

what's OBz record vs. top 10 teams? that should be all you need to know.

[jeans]

what's OBz record vs. top 10 teams? that should be all you need to know.

already have my cat dick out; ready to party then

*jeans*

[420seriouscat69]

what's OBz record vs. top 10 teams? that should be all you need to know.

Like 85-90% of coaches at the FBS level have a losing record vs top 10 teams, so I think this is kind of a dumbass road to go down. 

[ben ji]

CARDINAL SHOCK!!!
Jesse Ertz proves he is a complete badass scoring 4 TD's in the Katz 42-12 victory over #8 Stanford

[everyone shut up]

what's OBz record vs. top 10 teams? that should be all you need to know.

Like 85-90% of coaches at the FBS level have a losing record vs top 10 teams, so I think this is kind of a dumbass road to go down. 

case closed

[Shooter Jones]

Cats have averaged 34.2 ppg in openers the last 5 years, Trees have averaged 32.4 ppg in openers the last 5 years. Say it's a field goal difference in favor of Stanford for their crab cake eating snoozer of a home field advantage and you get:

Cats: 33 (32.7)
Cards: 34 (33.9)

Cause math. But if something bounces K-State's way, Cats get the W.

[420seriouscat69]

These predictions are horseshit!

[MadCat]

[GONNATEAMKILLU]

We are playing the #8 team in the nation, on the road, in our first game (and we are a traditionally slow starting team), with a new quarterback and a new offensive line.  I don't see any way how we even make the game respectable.

stupid trees:  44
feral cats gone wild:  10

Emo, what if I told you Stanford has traditionally been a slow starting team under David Shaw.. AND they have a new quarterback too?

Has the makings of a great 30 for 30 short.

[BostonPancake]

What does the SNOWBRAG have to say?

 

[Emo EMAW]

We are playing the #8 team in the nation, on the road, in our first game (and we are a traditionally slow starting team), with a new quarterback and a new offensive line.  I don't see any way how we even make the game respectable.

stupid trees:  44
feral cats gone wild:  10

Emo, what if I told you Stanford has traditionally been a slow starting team under David Shaw.. AND they have a new quarterback too?

THEN, I would say:

1)  They have the best player in the nation.
2)  Our defense is not designed to stop their offense.  Which is somewhat a ridiculous statement but only because last year our defense couldn't stop the offenses it was designed to stop.

[Yard Dog]

We are playing the #8 team in the nation, on the road, in our first game (and we are a traditionally slow starting team), with a new quarterback and a new offensive line.  I don't see any way how we even make the game respectable.

stupid trees:  44
feral cats gone wild:  10

Emo, what if I told you Stanford has traditionally been a slow starting team under David Shaw.. AND they have a new quarterback too?

THEN, I would say:

1)  They have the best player in the nation.
2)  Our defense is not designed to stop their offense.  Which is somewhat a ridiculous statement but only because last year our defense couldn't stop the offenses it was designed to stop.

This might sound wrong, but aren't we setup to be really good against the run this year?