Getting married next month..

[pissclams]

Maybe you should pay her more attention?

ya, listening to a chick bitch about her friends, her life, and everything else in the world is the best.  right up there with riding ponies and banging midgets under waterfalls.

[kso_FAN]

I agree with the being married is great crowd.  

And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention.  A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick.  And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work.  But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.

JMHO.

[Rage Against the McKee]

You should get a prenup and start saving money for the divorce accordingly, in an account she doesn't know about. It's best to be prepared for these things so that you don't end up in some trailer.

Congratulations, by the way.

[Johnny Wichita]

taint is the same asn male genitals&balls.  you touch male genitals&balls with every #1.   i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls.  gmafb.

also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is.  when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.

I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1.  Never.  If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.  

    How do you get it out of your pant leg without touching it???

It is very doable.  As long as you aren't going commando.  And even then it is still possible, but also can be dangerous if a zipper is involved. 

[felix rex]

I agree with the being married is great crowd.  

And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention.  A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick.  And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work.  But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.

JMHO.

+1

[Dr Rick Daris]

taint is the same asn male genitals&balls.  you touch male genitals&balls with every #1.   i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls.  gmafb.

also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is.  when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.

I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1.  Never.  If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.  

    How do you get it out of your pant leg without touching it???

It is very doable.  As long as you aren't going commando.  And even then it is still possible, but also can be dangerous if a zipper is involved. 

wow. jw and i are pee dopplegangers. 







also, etp-you should get a bunch of disposable cameras and put them on the tables at the reception. that way your friends can all take pictures of their penises and stuff.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I agree with the being married is great crowd.  

And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick.  And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work.  But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.

JMHO.

You are giving all woman kind too much credit.  While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS.  Mine does not know where the middle is located.  I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day.  Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!).  All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.

[steve dave]

I agree with the being married is great crowd.  

And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick.  And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work.  But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.

JMHO.

You are giving all woman kind too much credit.  While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS.  Mine does not know where the middle is located.  I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day.  Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!).  All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.

hint:  divorce

[Johnny Wichita]

You are giving all woman kind too much credit.  While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS.  Mine does not know where the middle is located.  I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day.  Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!).  All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.

I assume you got the work/internet/goEMAW issue resolved? 

[Pexikan]

I've been hitched over a year...

[yoga-like_abana]

I agree with the being married is great crowd.  

And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick.  And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work.  But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.

JMHO.

You are giving all woman kind too much credit.  While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS.  Mine does not know where the middle is located.  I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day.  Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!).  All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.

hint:  divorce

Yeah, it seems like some people don't get this/say they don't want to. When it really just seems that they are to lazy/scared to go through with it. If your not happy at all why stay with them  Just seem to be prolonging the inevitable imo.

[Pexikan]

And I hate LOVE it. 

[pissclams]

yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship.  makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want.  dumbasses.

[AppleJack]

I'm getting married Oct. 2nd. 

[EllToPay]

yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship.  makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want.  dumbasses.

have fun at home with your cat, dorkstore.

[ben ji]

Don't stress about the wedding. You won't remember it because you'll be too nervous.

Nervous?

Don't stress about the wedding because they aren't worth stressing about.  Spend as little as possible and make it as short as possible.  

This.  Also, if you have friends coming in town, don't go out the night before the wedding and get wasted and come back to the house and hold amateur mma fights in the living room until 4 in the morning while the wife-to-be is trying to sleep in the next room.  The wife-to-be will definitely not appreciate this.  

Went to my cousin's(girl) wedding 2 years ago and went out with all the best men and groom the night before. The groom got black out drunk and wandered off, 2 of the best men get in a fist fight over who lost the groom, our DD calls my cousin and tells her we lost her future(12 hrs) husband and all the best men and in a brawl.

We come to find the groom is leaning up against a telephonepole outside the bar wondering where everyone went.....

[Panjandrum]

Maybe you should pay her more attention?

That's not the right attitude, son.

[PoetWarrior]

Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.

Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.

[pissclams]

yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship.  makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want.  dumbasses.

have fun at home with your cat, dorkstore.

have fun at home with your cat. 

[steve dave]

Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.

Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.

The path to the second part is through the first part

[The42Yardstick]

yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship.  makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want.  dumbasses.

Having kids is twice as stupid. You are nearly guaranteed to experience a significant decline in these three things:

• Freedom
• Money
• Sex

Why so many damn people have kids is beyond me.

[Winters]

Best of luck to you. 

[Pete]

No advice on this subject is ever taken, by anyone.

[wetwillie]

yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship.  makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want.  dumbasses.

Having kids is twice as stupid. You are nearly guaranteed to experience a significant decline in these three things:

• Freedom
• Money
• Sex

Why so many damn people have kids is beyond me.

I wish your parents had taken your advice

[pissclams]

yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship.  makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want.  dumbasses.

Having kids is twice as stupid. You are nearly guaranteed to experience a significant decline in these three things:

• Freedom
• Money
• Sex

Why so many damn people have kids is beyond me.

keeping up with the joneses