Most important thing about country concerts is what you drink. Get a damn bottle of domestic beer. (preferably coors lt or bud.) Don't stray from this path, no matter what the wife says. If someone sees you with an import or like a margarita or something, they will "stomp a mudhole in you." Also, don't drive an import car to the concert or some guy with balls hanging from his rear bumper will purposely block you in. You're welcome, in advance.