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Re: The Bible
« Reply #425 on: January 19, 2017, 12:26:27 PM »
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #426 on: January 19, 2017, 12:32:46 PM »
This is turning into quite the scandal

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #427 on: January 19, 2017, 12:35:49 PM »
Revelations. Nobody even knows who wrote it. So like this obvious bad boomer trip written by some mystery dude gets allowed in?

Well, the Apostle John wrote Revelation, which is sometimes titled as "The Revelation of John".  You might be thinking of Hebrews?

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Well I'm pretty sure though.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #428 on: January 19, 2017, 12:37:54 PM »
God wrote Revelations. Some other dude just put it on paper for him.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #429 on: January 19, 2017, 01:59:17 PM »
Sounds about right

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #430 on: January 19, 2017, 02:02:48 PM »
Do you guys think that Jesus banged Mary Magdalene?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #431 on: January 19, 2017, 02:07:13 PM »
probably.  Makes more sense than not.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #432 on: January 19, 2017, 02:38:52 PM »
Do you guys think that Jesus banged Mary Magdalene?
Well she was a whore. <---- fact check that

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #433 on: January 19, 2017, 02:43:53 PM »
Do you guys think that Jesus banged Mary Magdalene?
Well she was a whore. <---- fact check that

There is no evidence to support this. She was just a Jesus groupie.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #434 on: January 19, 2017, 02:56:13 PM »
If you're basing what is true and not true in the Bible based on evidence you aren't going to have much Bible left. Like the entire book of exodus historically did not happen.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #435 on: January 19, 2017, 03:14:12 PM »
I remember liking the jericho story involving a wall or fortress. But that there was a wall, fortress, etc. is the extent of what I remember from the story.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #436 on: January 19, 2017, 03:15:27 PM »
If you're basing what is true and not true in the Bible based on evidence you aren't going to have much Bible left. Like the entire book of exodus historically did not happen.

What I mean is that there is nothing even in the Bible that says Mary Magdalene was a whore/prostitute.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #437 on: January 19, 2017, 03:15:58 PM »
I remember liking the jericho story involving a wall or fortress. But that there was a wall, fortress, etc. is the extent of what I remember from the story.

I think it came crumbling down......

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #438 on: January 19, 2017, 04:02:23 PM »
Do you guys think that Jesus banged Mary Magdalene?
Well she was a whore. <---- fact check that

There is no evidence to support this. She was just a Jesus groupie.

the preferred nomenclature is muse.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #439 on: January 19, 2017, 04:23:54 PM »
i bet 'ol jesus had his pick of the church hotties. hey girl, see that huge lake? just turned it to wine. party!

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #440 on: January 19, 2017, 04:40:07 PM »
According to the Bible Jesus loved getting people blackout 1st

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #441 on: January 19, 2017, 07:09:50 PM »
If you're basing what is true and not true in the Bible based on evidence you aren't going to have much Bible left. Like the entire book of exodus historically did not happen.

What I mean is that there is nothing even in the Bible that says Mary Magdalene was a whore/prostitute.

True. People point to other clues in the text, but this is mostly just a tradition.

We have serious problems confirming the truth of any ancient text, btw.  Although it is also true that outside of the text of the Bible, we would have little reason to believe a lot of the things in the OT.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #442 on: January 19, 2017, 09:46:07 PM »
 So this question isn't specific to the BIble, but like what is the earliest piece of written history? 

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #443 on: January 19, 2017, 09:50:39 PM »
So this question isn't specific to the BIble, but like what is the earliest piece of written history?

fascinating Wikipedia article ticket complete

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historiography#The_history_of_written_history

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #444 on: January 19, 2017, 09:56:54 PM »
So this question isn't specific to the BIble, but like what is the earliest piece of written history?

fascinating Wikipedia article ticket complete

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historiography#The_history_of_written_history

jk apparently that article actually sucks. I just liked the link title.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #445 on: January 19, 2017, 09:58:08 PM »
So this question isn't specific to the BIble, but like what is the earliest piece of written history?

fascinating Wikipedia article ticket complete

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historiography#The_history_of_written_history

jk apparently that article actually sucks. I just liked the link title.

maybe better

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorded_history

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #446 on: January 20, 2017, 01:52:11 PM »
Franklin Graham commented before praying for the benediction at the inaguration that it was raining, and rain is a sign of God's blessing in the bible. I recall that not being 100% true.

Genesis 7:

4 Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.

22 Everything on dry land that had the breath of life in its nostrils died. 23 Every living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; people and animals and the creatures that move along the ground and the birds were wiped from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those with him in the ark.


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Re: The Bible
« Reply #447 on: January 20, 2017, 01:55:26 PM »
Franklin Graham commented before praying for the benediction at the inaguration that it was raining, and rain is a sign of God's blessing in the bible. I recall that not being 100% true.

If I believed in such things, I would assume it was our founding fathers crying from Heaven.

But that's just me.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #448 on: January 20, 2017, 02:46:09 PM »
So did all the fish and other sea creatures die in the flood? If so, how?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #449 on: January 20, 2017, 02:48:04 PM »
So did all the fish and other sea creatures die in the flood? If so, how?

No, it clearly stated creatures with nostrils that walk the ground and birds.