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Re: The Bible
« Reply #350 on: January 17, 2017, 01:52:36 PM »
Didn't think so. I went and checked as I am a bit rusty. I'm pretty outlawing incest is a fairly modern thing. I'll look it up.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #351 on: January 17, 2017, 01:55:52 PM »
Yeah, I don't think incest is condemned anywhere in the bible. I could be wrong, though.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #352 on: January 17, 2017, 01:57:28 PM »
Incest was not in the Ten Commandments. It was on the third table that Moses dropped.  :lol:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Moses

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« Reply #353 on: January 17, 2017, 02:00:15 PM »
Didn't think so. I went and checked as I am a bit rusty. I'm pretty outlawing incest is a fairly modern thing. I'll look it up.

Leviticus 20:11-21

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #354 on: January 17, 2017, 02:00:56 PM »
This is all so confusing, god seems to change its mind a lot

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #355 on: January 17, 2017, 02:02:04 PM »
I'm driving and on TT, can someone post the scripture?

Also lol there was a 3rd dropped tablet? Wtf?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #356 on: January 17, 2017, 02:02:44 PM »
Leviticus also says you shouldn't eat shellfish so maybe when shellfish became ok, so did incest.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #357 on: January 17, 2017, 02:04:00 PM »
Leviticus is the most batshit crazy book of the bible, really.

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« Reply #358 on: January 17, 2017, 02:04:11 PM »
Confusing yes, but I don't think the flaws of the Bible discredit a Christian God. Man is corrupt, man is stupid, man wrote and edited the book.

I'll know the truth when I die.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #359 on: January 17, 2017, 02:05:30 PM »
Didn't think so. I went and checked as I am a bit rusty. I'm pretty outlawing incest is a fairly modern thing. I'll look it up.

Leviticus 20:11-21

17 And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

19 And thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister, nor of thy father's sister: for he uncovereth his near kin: they shall bear their iniquity.



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Re: The Bible
« Reply #360 on: January 17, 2017, 02:07:01 PM »
I'm driving and on TT, can someone post the scripture?

Also lol there was a 3rd dropped tablet? Wtf?

He dropped 2 tablets. He had the 10 commandments on them and when he got back down off the mountain he saw all of his followers partying and he was so pissed off that he wasn't invited that he threw the tablets in disgust. Then he had to climb back up the mountain and make 2 more. Everyone at the party knew to cool it off when they saw Moses coming down the mountain the next time.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #361 on: January 17, 2017, 02:08:23 PM »
Also lol there was a 3rd dropped tablet? Wtf?

Pretty well documented.

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« Reply #362 on: January 17, 2017, 02:10:06 PM »
Didn't think so. I went and checked as I am a bit rusty. I'm pretty outlawing incest is a fairly modern thing. I'll look it up.

Leviticus 20:11-21

17 And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

19 And thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister, nor of thy father's sister: for he uncovereth his near kin: they shall bear their iniquity.
So just a simple social taboo.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #363 on: January 17, 2017, 02:10:41 PM »
Learning a lot I'm here. Thank you.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #364 on: January 17, 2017, 02:10:59 PM »
It sounds like over the clothes stuff is ok, though.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #365 on: January 17, 2017, 02:11:51 PM »
I'm driving and on TT, can someone post the scripture?

Also lol there was a 3rd dropped tablet? Wtf?

He dropped 2 tablets. He had the 10 commandments on them and when he got back down off the mountain he saw all of his followers partying and he was so pissed off that he wasn't invited that he threw the tablets in disgust. Then he had to climb back up the mountain and make 2 more. Everyone at the party knew to cool it off when they saw Moses coming down the mountain the next time.
Those assholes :shakesfist:

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #366 on: January 17, 2017, 02:17:20 PM »
I'd like to see someone put their baby in a basket on the river nowadays and not get CPS called on them.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #367 on: January 17, 2017, 02:18:26 PM »
pussification of america

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #368 on: January 17, 2017, 02:27:56 PM »
The Bible has a rule on period sex?  :bwpopcorn:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #369 on: January 17, 2017, 02:32:43 PM »
i'm no lawyer, but it sounds like taking a sister was ok as long as the dude didn't see his sister's nakedness.  so they just had stay clothed or wear blindfolds or something for the first generation and after that there are cousins and the like which were fair game for sighted rough ridin'.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #370 on: January 17, 2017, 02:46:52 PM »
talk about incest for like 5 minutes and stevesie shows up out of nowhere, wow

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #371 on: January 17, 2017, 02:53:35 PM »
i'm no lawyer, but it sounds like taking a sister was ok as long as the dude didn't see his sister's nakedness.  so they just had stay clothed or wear blindfolds or something for the first generation and after that there are cousins and the like which were fair game for sighted rough ridin'.

Some versions translate that as marrying and having sex instead of "seeing nakedness"; so I am not sure.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #372 on: January 17, 2017, 02:53:57 PM »
The Bible has a rule on period sex?  :bwpopcorn:

Oh yeah, no period sex, obv.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #373 on: January 17, 2017, 02:59:39 PM »
i'm no lawyer, but it sounds like taking a sister was ok as long as the dude didn't see his sister's nakedness.  so they just had stay clothed or wear blindfolds or something for the first generation and after that there are cousins and the like which were fair game for sighted rough ridin'.

Is this at all related to the Jews that only can have sex through a hole in a sheet????

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #374 on: January 17, 2017, 03:04:46 PM »
talk about incest for like 5 minutes and stevesie shows up out of nowhere, wow

yea, that is news of the day, folks.