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Re: The Bible
« Reply #250 on: January 16, 2017, 03:40:28 PM »
I don't know what that means.

You mean you don't know the story about how Jesus fed 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish?
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #251 on: January 16, 2017, 03:54:09 PM »
I find it disrespectful when people don't sit, stand, and kneel at a Catholic wedding. Especially if you are in the wedding party.
What if you don't know wtf is going on with their chants?

I don't know what you mean, but its pretty easy to follow along. Especially if someone held you in high enough esteem to have you be a part of their wedding party.
I'm just joking. I've never been in a catholic wedding, but I have been to some. I don't think Catholics even want you doing the kneel down stuff  either unless you're catholic. They're kinda snobby about who/what can be a part of their special god club.
Literally the only thing you're not allowed to do as a non-Catholic at a Catholic Mass is ingest the Eucharist.

Honest question:  Why?  I mean, if the catholics have an idea of what it means to be close to god, shouldn't they be ok with whoevs doing that even if they aren't picking up the rest?  I mean, closer is closer, even if it isn't as close as you can get.  Right?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #252 on: January 16, 2017, 03:54:41 PM »
I find it disrespectful when people don't sit, stand, and kneel at a Catholic wedding. Especially if you are in the wedding party.
What if you don't know wtf is going on with their chants?

I don't know what you mean, but its pretty easy to follow along. Especially if someone held you in high enough esteem to have you be a part of their wedding party.
I'm just joking. I've never been in a catholic wedding, but I have been to some. I don't think Catholics even want you doing the kneel down stuff  either unless you're catholic. They're kinda snobby about who/what can be a part of their special god club.
Literally the only thing you're not allowed to do as a non-Catholic at a Catholic Mass is ingest the Eucharist.

Honest question:  Why?  I mean, if the catholics have an idea of what it means to be close to god, shouldn't they be ok with whoevs doing that even if they aren't picking up the rest?  I mean, closer is closer, even if it isn't as close as you can get.  Right?
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #253 on: January 16, 2017, 03:56:42 PM »
Ok.  Weird, but ok. 

All in or nothing?  Seems unJesus'ish, but not my crew, so whatevs. 

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #254 on: January 16, 2017, 03:56:53 PM »
Catholics believe it is actually blood and body of Christ. You must have a pure soul, having gone to confession That's not true of of other religions

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #255 on: January 16, 2017, 03:59:16 PM »
Communion was always my favorite time growing up when I went to church.  My mom even bought some sparkling grape juice for me because it tasted so good at church.  It never quite tasted as good outside of church tho.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #256 on: January 16, 2017, 04:00:39 PM »
I don't know what that means.

You mean you don't know the story about how Jesus fed 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish?

Nope. Pretty good example of why I'm interested in learning a bit
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #257 on: January 16, 2017, 04:02:08 PM »
I don't know what that means.

You mean you don't know the story about how Jesus fed 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish?

Nope. Pretty good example of why I'm interested in learning a bit

I like when I tell Gooch Bible stories because he acts like I am telling a story out of a Harry Potter book.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #258 on: January 16, 2017, 04:02:38 PM »
Well you are
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #259 on: January 16, 2017, 04:03:28 PM »
Do you know about how Jonah got swallowed by a whale?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #260 on: January 16, 2017, 04:05:27 PM »
I disagree. Non-catholics take communion in their church, and it's not like the priest asks anyone who is visiting the church to not take the communion. It's sort of disrespectful to just expect everyone to know that they aren't allowed to take the communion, really.
Obviously if you don't know whether or not you're allowed to take communion it's not disrespectful.  And at most Catholic weddings I've been to, the priest will say something to the effect of "receiving Communion is for Catholics only.  non-catholics can come up and receive a blessing or remain seated.

@ Mommagooch -- no.  Communion is for Catholics only.

You mean in the catholic church right?
Obvs.
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Honest question:  Why?  I mean, if the catholics have an idea of what it means to be close to god, shouldn't they be ok with whoevs doing that even if they aren't picking up the rest?  I mean, closer is closer, even if it isn't as close as you can get.  Right?
Because it's a sacrament that requires an understanding, appreciation, and belief beyond what someone like fanning has when he shows up to his first Christmas mass.


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Re: The Bible
« Reply #261 on: January 16, 2017, 04:08:40 PM »
Hey man, I've been to several masses.  :shakesfist: Just my first one in Shawnee. Mom grew up Catholic.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #262 on: January 16, 2017, 04:08:47 PM »
Do you know about how Jonah got swallowed by a whale?
That was in Pinocchio dummy.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #263 on: January 16, 2017, 04:09:51 PM »
Hey man, I've been to several masses.  :shakesfist: Just my first one in Shawnee. Mom grew up Catholic.
Just using you as an example, homie.


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Re: The Bible
« Reply #264 on: January 16, 2017, 04:10:41 PM »
I get it.  :)

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #265 on: January 16, 2017, 04:11:42 PM »
Do you know about how Jonah got swallowed by a whale?

I have seen Pinocchio
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #266 on: January 16, 2017, 04:31:25 PM »
Catholics believe it is actually blood and body of Christ. You must have a pure soul, having gone to confession That's not true of of other religions

It absolutely is true of pretty much every other church that serves communion.

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« Reply #267 on: January 16, 2017, 04:35:02 PM »
Catholics believe it is actually blood and body of Christ. You must have a pure soul, having gone to confession That's not true of of other religions

It absolutely is true of pretty much every other church that serves communion.
I thought Catholics were the only ones with confession, though.

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« Reply #268 on: January 16, 2017, 04:36:15 PM »
Catholics believe it is actually blood and body of Christ. You must have a pure soul, having gone to confession That's not true of of other religions

It absolutely is true of pretty much every other church that serves communion.
I thought Catholics were the only ones with confession, though.

Yeah, the confession part is unique. The teaching of communion as the body and blood of Christ is not.

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Re: The Bible
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #270 on: January 16, 2017, 04:41:00 PM »
lots of christian sects practice confession.  it's not unique to catholicism.
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #271 on: January 16, 2017, 04:42:18 PM »
Catholics believe it is actually blood and body of Christ. You must have a pure soul, having gone to confession That's not true of of other religions

It absolutely is true of pretty much every other church that serves communion.
I thought Catholics were the only ones with confession, though.

Yeah, the confession part is unique. The teaching of communion as the body and blood of Christ is not.
This would be news to me.  Do you have any kind of source to back this up?


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« Reply #272 on: January 16, 2017, 04:43:33 PM »
Catholics believe it is actually blood and body of Christ. You must have a pure soul, having gone to confession That's not true of of other religions

It absolutely is true of pretty much every other church that serves communion.
I thought Catholics were the only ones with confession, though.

Yeah, the confession part is unique. The teaching of communion as the body and blood of Christ is not.
This would be news to me.  Do you have any kind of source to back this up?

Just attending church growing up, going to a class to get baptized, listening to the preacher at the beginning of communion, etc.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #273 on: January 16, 2017, 04:47:05 PM »
Every church I've ever attended has referred to communion as the "body of Christ" right before the communion. The only real differences are that some pass trays with stale bread and grape juice or wine around the pews, and some have you get in line to take the communion at the front.

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« Reply #274 on: January 16, 2017, 04:47:36 PM »
Catholics believe it is actually blood and body of Christ. You must have a pure soul, having gone to confession That's not true of of other religions

It absolutely is true of pretty much every other church that serves communion.
I thought Catholics were the only ones with confession, though.

Yeah, the confession part is unique. The teaching of communion as the body and blood of Christ is not.
Did not know that. Thank you.