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Re: The Bible
« Reply #175 on: January 10, 2017, 10:53:55 AM »
Having grown up Catholic until I was about 12, I can say the things I love about Catholicism are the things that ultimately don't matter. I love the pageantry, the "officialness" of Mass, the Latin, the very formulaic service in general (communion, sermon, etc.). It is really good at giving off an aura of "this is how worship should be." It's the message though where I, cannot, and will not, ever fully go in on. My mom left the Catholic Church for basically being chastised for being a cafeteria Catholic, and hence why I was only grew up until 12 being Catholic. New Priest was extremely hard lined.

Honestly, I don't know how you can be a cerebral individual and be a hard line Catholic (obviously can have argument for any religion in general but I won't go that far right now). I absolutely abhor someone telling me what to believe, and how to believe it, especially from some bully pulpit. At least Pope Francis is doing his best to being a more normal person when it comes to Catholicism, which believe me wacks, I totally get the dirty looks part. Catholics can be some of the most judgey people ever, which is so ironic giving how often mumped their kids are. Looking right at you Kapaun Mt. Carmel rainbow party herpes riddled spoiled brats.
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #176 on: January 10, 2017, 10:56:10 AM »
What would happen if you just got in line and ate that cracker?

That's the real question isn't it?

It may be the haunting question in my life that actually gets me to church!

I've done it before. It was no big deal.

Well if you consider burning in hell no big deal.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #177 on: January 10, 2017, 10:57:04 AM »
What is a cafeteria catholic?

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #178 on: January 10, 2017, 10:58:10 AM »
What would happen if you just got in line and ate that cracker?

That's the real question isn't it?

It may be the haunting question in my life that actually gets me to church!

I've done it before. It was no big deal.

Well if you consider burning in hell no big deal.

I'll worry about that when I get there.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #179 on: January 10, 2017, 10:59:57 AM »
What is a cafeteria catholic?
his mom apparently worked as a lunch lady at Kapaun Mt. Carmel

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #180 on: January 10, 2017, 11:00:38 AM »
wacky, if you're gonna #blessed catholicism you're gonna have to start at st joe's
I got blessed there. They need more air conditioning. I was sweating the whole time.

Any of you Catholics going to snowball this year? It's usually where I ear hole the crap out of Clark Hunt.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #181 on: January 10, 2017, 11:02:08 AM »
Do you know what snowballing is?

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« Reply #182 on: January 10, 2017, 11:02:29 AM »
May make you reconsider.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #183 on: January 10, 2017, 11:02:43 AM »
What is a cafeteria catholic?

Pick and choose what you want to follow/believe
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #184 on: January 10, 2017, 11:04:03 AM »
What is a cafeteria catholic?

Pick and choose what you want to follow/believe

Well that is every religious person on earth.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #185 on: January 10, 2017, 11:07:06 AM »
Hence the "hardline" priest that says follow it all or gtfo
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #186 on: January 10, 2017, 11:14:02 AM »
Do you know what snowballing is?
Probably doing a mound of coke, but this is their snowball. https://catholiccharitiesks.org/event/snow-ball-2017/

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« Reply #187 on: January 10, 2017, 11:20:29 AM »
Snowballing is when a man and woman love each other very much and the woman regifts ejaculate from the man during a kiss. Sometimes also known as a salty kiss

You should ear hole this to clark
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #188 on: January 10, 2017, 11:22:27 AM »
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #189 on: January 10, 2017, 11:45:48 AM »
Having grown up Catholic until I was about 12, I can say the things I love about Catholicism are the things that ultimately don't matter. I love the pageantry, the "officialness" of Mass, the Latin, the very formulaic service in general (communion, sermon, etc.). It is really good at giving off an aura of "this is how worship should be." It's the message though where I, cannot, and will not, ever fully go in on. My mom left the Catholic Church for basically being chastised for being a cafeteria Catholic, and hence why I was only grew up until 12 being Catholic. New Priest was extremely hard lined.

Honestly, I don't know how you can be a cerebral individual and be a hard line Catholic (obviously can have argument for any religion in general but I won't go that far right now). I absolutely abhor someone telling me what to believe, and how to believe it, especially from some bully pulpit. At least Pope Francis is doing his best to being a more normal person when it comes to Catholicism, which believe me wacks, I totally get the dirty looks part. Catholics can be some of the most judgey people ever, which is so ironic giving how often mumped their kids are. Looking right at you Kapaun Mt. Carmel rainbow party herpes riddled spoiled brats.

He has done a very good job of emphasizing love over doctrine, which sadly has actually put off some Catholics who like being rule followers (almost like the non-prodigal son). Cardinal Dolan also does a great job of this.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #190 on: January 10, 2017, 12:20:23 PM »
regifts  :lol:

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #191 on: January 10, 2017, 12:49:01 PM »
Do you know what snowballing is?
Probably doing a mound of coke, but this is their snowball. https://catholiccharitiesks.org/event/snow-ball-2017/
Oh ok. And no not what I had in mind. My bad.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #192 on: January 10, 2017, 12:50:05 PM »
Snowballing is when a man and woman love each other very much and the woman regifts ejaculate from the man during a kiss. Sometimes also known as a salty kiss

You should ear hole this to clark
I thought it was a gift from another man you didn't know you were receiving during oral play.

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« Reply #193 on: January 10, 2017, 01:04:08 PM »
What is a cafeteria catholic?

Pick and choose what you want to follow/believe

Well that is every religious person on earth.

correct on all counts
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #194 on: January 10, 2017, 01:19:29 PM »
Snowballing is when a man and woman love each other very much and the woman regifts ejaculate from the man during a kiss. Sometimes also known as a salty kiss

You should ear hole this to clark

In the Bible thread, lib?   :nono:

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #195 on: January 10, 2017, 01:20:31 PM »
New Testament, though. Leviticus no longer applies, McKee.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #196 on: January 10, 2017, 01:20:59 PM »
Snowballing is when a man and woman love each other very much and the woman regifts ejaculate from the man during a kiss. Sometimes also known as a salty kiss

You should ear hole this to clark
I thought it was a gift from another man you didn't know you were receiving during oral play.

You're right, I shouldn't be so hetrocentric
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #197 on: January 10, 2017, 01:32:09 PM »
Snowballing is when a man and woman love each other very much and the woman regifts ejaculate from the man during a kiss. Sometimes also known as a salty kiss

You should ear hole this to clark
I thought it was a gift from another man you didn't know you were receiving during oral play.

You're right, I shouldn't be so hetrocentric
I meant consuming semen while pleasing a woman. Not sure how it would work in the homosexual community. Nevermind I figured it out. I was being hetero centric too

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #198 on: January 10, 2017, 07:39:52 PM »
church (catholic [likely all church) is pretty good people watching. fun to do a couple times a year when you are home and your mom really really tries hard to guilt you into it.

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #199 on: January 16, 2017, 01:39:49 PM »
What was enjoyable? (srs question)

Well, first off the context:  opportunity cost was low.  The weather was crappy and cold and normally we might have watched cartoons and wrestled around and waited until the afternoon to get outside.

So instead we get up, get showered and dressed, lil Emo looking all dapper and Mrs. Emo looking very nice too.  We drop my son off to this classroom they've got with a bunch of other cute little kids and head in to the service.  On the way I spot an old colleague and we catch up, it was nice to see him.  First 10 or 15 minutes are a band playing while everyone files in.  It's a cool facility, not wanting for anything, and I enjoyed the music.  Then the speaker was not the regular pastor.  He was an older dude, kinda southern, warm and funny.  Felt more like a college lecture than a sermon.  There was humor, some history, some moving stories.  I was entertained and at times reflected on my own life.  Sometimes I was inspired. 

After the service we retrieved our son, the staff reported that he did great, and it was nice he got to play with a neighbor's kid he really likes.  He was just the cutest and was telling us how he played and had fun.  On the way home we asked him if we wanted to eat at a restaurant or at home, he said home, so we went grocery shopping.

Anyway, just a good morning with the family.  I felt bad that I didn't get to go this weekend.