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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2016, 11:27:05 AM »
Some of the comments!  :lol:

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My sister died from being anally perforated because she was unable to determine the difference between her poop chute and vag. This is because she was only ever told to not have sex. So, I approve of this move even though Jesus has threatened to pee on my grandmother.

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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2016, 11:32:44 AM »
Some of the comments!  :lol:

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My sister died from being anally perforated because she was unable to determine the difference between her poop chute and vag. This is because she was only ever told to not have sex. So, I approve of this move even though Jesus has threatened to pee on my grandmother.

I had a friend who the first time she had "sex", the guy's dick was actually just in that crease where your inner thigh meets your body....And she didn't realize that she hadn't actually had sex until the next time.

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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2016, 11:36:17 AM »
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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2016, 11:37:35 AM »
 :lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:

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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2016, 11:47:55 AM »
Good title it has been the.goal of socialistic hunanist to change America through moral decay, and sex is their chosen tool.  Rabbit sex has led.to the disintegration of the.family and resulted in dysfunctional families dependant upon the welfare teat of Auntie Samantha.  No hooky nooky worked for me.  Right hand.hurts though.

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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2016, 11:54:53 AM »
:lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:

I know about another couple where it was going between the girl's butt and a pillow and the guy thought he was having anal sex.

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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2016, 12:05:12 PM »
Obama should rethink this just for the lol factor.

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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2016, 12:55:37 PM »

:lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:

I know about another couple where it was going between the girl's butt and a pillow and the guy thought he was having anal sex.
poor Gooch....that's funny


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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2016, 02:13:20 PM »
a good abstinence-only educator would print out this thread and distribute it as a list of alternative activities.
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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2016, 04:36:20 PM »

:lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:

I know about another couple where it was going between the girl's butt and a pillow and the guy thought he was having anal sex.
poor Gooch....that's funny


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Not Gooch. Canadian friend.

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Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2016, 04:57:01 PM »

:lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:

I know about another couple where it was going between the girl's butt and a pillow and the guy thought he was having anal sex.
poor Gooch....that's funny


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Not Gooch. Canadian friend.

Definitely not Gooch because it happened in High School and I didn't even know him then. Plus it happened to my friend.