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#6 - Crack an uncrackable safe using only touch and hearing.

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look cool in a leather jacket

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Kick some ass on top of a moving train.

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take shots of whiskey at local dive with my fellow tough cop bros without making bitter whiskey face

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tell a bad guy to "cool off"

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Stab a guy with my high heel boot.

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While kissing girl after we think all the action is done, calmly shoot last bad guy trying to sneak up on us.

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Steal jet to chase bad guy and immediately know how to fly and shoot it

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Steal jet to chase bad guy and immediately know how to fly and shoot it
true lies harrier jump jet scene w/ arnold


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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#7 - Kick someone through a closed window.

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The ridiculous scene in Shoot Em Up where Clive Owen is sexing the chick and shooting like 20 bad guys...AT THE SAME TIME. I would play the role of Clive Owen.  :fatty:

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Steal jet to chase bad guy and immediately know how to fly and shoot it
true lies harrier jump jet scene w/ arnold

Lol that was the exact scene... I almost replaced jet with "harrier jump jet"

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Steal jet to chase bad guy and immediately know how to fly and shoot it
true lies harrier jump jet scene w/ arnold

Lol that was the exact scene... I almost replaced jet with "harrier jump jet"

this is an amazing movie. tom arnold  :lol:

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Stop bullets with my mind by just saying "no" then run and dive inside agent smith and blow him up

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Completely ambush/beat the eff out of two organized crime goons, with the grand finale of thrusting a coat rack into this guinea's face like it was a joust (the Departed).  1)  It'd be cool to give these guys what's coming to them, and then 2) a pretty good rush to know a hit squad is on it's way to you.

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Be on a super long rope bridge over a super deep canyon when it breaks in the middle and have to hold on, swing, crash into the cliffside, and then climb up.

And then sex with a super hot model.

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Probably lots of better things, but this was the first to come to mind.


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Bust my way out of a coffin a la Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.

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Be strung up by my feet and tied up and have a pillow case with a rat inside it placed over my head and I bite the crap out of the rat and blood soils the pillow case. 

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cut off my face and have it replaced with the face of Nicholas Cage. 

no, that would suck. nevermind

I'll just be the white version of Will Smith in Bad Boys.

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Calmly turn my boat into an oncoming torpedo to close the distance before it can arm while my entire crew thinks I'm insane.

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scale a wall like Jackie Chan

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Steal jet to chase bad guy and immediately know how to fly and shoot it
true lies harrier jump jet scene w/ arnold

Lol that was the exact scene... I almost replaced jet with "harrier jump jet"

this is an amazing movie. tom arnold  :lol:
bill Paxton is my favorite in that movie


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Buzz the control tower so some guy spills coffee on himself.