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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #75 on: February 05, 2016, 10:25:41 AM »
Of course emo and ksuw have to come in here and mess everything up

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #76 on: February 05, 2016, 11:29:59 AM »
One time flying out of Tel Aviv the plane was entirely full, except the seat next to me.  What rough ridin' luck!  I was sitting on the outside aisle, can't remember if it was 2 or 3 seats on my side, but I was the aisle seat.  Anyway, last minute, this older Jewish dude boards the plan all huffy and hustles back and gives me the "scoot over" hand gesture.  I say no and start to get up.  He scowls at me and tries the gesture again, with even more middle eastern gusto.  I repeat hey man I'm the aisle seat.  He gets in and is all dejected for the entire flight.  I know the rough rider spoke English, too.  I love the Jews, but they'll try to screw you every time they can.

my wife has a great story of an old turkish guy (turkish air again) who refused to allow the flight attendant to reseat any other passengers into the exit row that he had to himself.  he stood his ground and apparently won the day, keeping the row to himself (the passengers they were trying to reseat got moved to first class).  caused a 20 minute delay and police boarded the plan to calm the situation, but he won.
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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #77 on: February 05, 2016, 02:28:54 PM »
One time flying out of Tel Aviv the plane was entirely full, except the seat next to me.  What rough ridin' luck!  I was sitting on the outside aisle, can't remember if it was 2 or 3 seats on my side, but I was the aisle seat.  Anyway, last minute, this older Jewish dude boards the plan all huffy and hustles back and gives me the "scoot over" hand gesture.  I say no and start to get up.  He scowls at me and tries the gesture again, with even more middle eastern gusto.  I repeat hey man I'm the aisle seat.  He gets in and is all dejected for the entire flight.  I know the rough rider spoke English, too.  I love the Jews, but they'll try to screw you every time they can.

my wife has a great story of an old turkish guy (turkish air again) who refused to allow the flight attendant to reseat any other passengers into the exit row that he had to himself.  he stood his ground and apparently won the day, keeping the row to himself (the passengers they were trying to reseat got moved to first class).  caused a 20 minute delay and police boarded the plan to calm the situation, but he won.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #78 on: February 05, 2016, 04:41:31 PM »
 All the flight stranger talkers trying to pretend they are the Arch Duke of Canterbury  :ROFL:

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #79 on: February 05, 2016, 04:46:32 PM »

On a trans-Atlantic flight a few years back, a got on with terrible BO. I guess this happens a lot - cultural no showering thing. Anyway, flight was only about 2/3rds full so the flight attendants kinda discretely relocated people to other parts of the plane. Didn't 100% fix the situation but it sure helped. Good for them.
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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #80 on: February 06, 2016, 08:39:12 AM »
Whichever of you doesn't intend to drink yourself to sleep
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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #81 on: February 06, 2016, 08:47:01 AM »
Can I get a list of all of the pit people?

KSU
MIR
FSD
reno
Lib
Edn
John
Dax

Who else?

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #82 on: February 06, 2016, 11:20:50 AM »
Whichever of you doesn't intend to drink yourself to sleep

I can't drink alcohol on flights, can't drink while playing golf either.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #83 on: February 06, 2016, 11:23:56 AM »
Can I get a list of all of the pit people?

KSU
MIR
FSD
reno
Lib
Edn
John
Dax

Who else?

steve dave
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cat27
sys
Michigan Cat

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #84 on: February 06, 2016, 04:29:50 PM »
Ok. Off the top of my head I'd go with edn. Though he/she and o agree on more issues than not.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #85 on: February 06, 2016, 10:19:35 PM »
Whichever of you doesn't intend to drink yourself to sleep

I can't drink alcohol on flights, can't drink while playing golf either.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #86 on: February 06, 2016, 10:51:23 PM »
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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #87 on: February 06, 2016, 11:10:26 PM »
I'm the same. I don't enjoy drinking on flights. I have to pee like crazy the second I finish a beer.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #88 on: February 07, 2016, 12:02:06 AM »
Lol at can't drink and play golf, I pound a beer per hole in the summer and maintain a 4 handicap.
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #89 on: February 07, 2016, 12:07:51 AM »
I bet you do, you and Kim Jung Un both.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #90 on: February 07, 2016, 12:15:06 AM »
Lol at can't drink and play golf, I pound a beer per hole in the summer and maintain a 4 handicap.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #91 on: February 07, 2016, 12:19:34 AM »
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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #92 on: February 07, 2016, 12:21:55 AM »
You don't have to believe it, idgaf.
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #93 on: February 07, 2016, 12:26:21 AM »

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #94 on: February 07, 2016, 12:33:50 AM »
Full disclosure, I'm not any better sober.
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #95 on: February 26, 2016, 01:55:32 PM »
Sitting next to Tiki Barber, oddly enough he isn't a headphone guy.

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Re: Pit'er you would least like to have to sit next to on a 12 hour flight
« Reply #96 on: February 26, 2016, 02:50:50 PM »
Maybe it's your similar hair styles that has him with his guard down.

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