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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #150 on: September 09, 2016, 05:11:03 PM »
If he was informed about Syria at all, he just needed to hear the word Aleppo and he could have answered without any further context. It's a question/issue without a good answer, "Trumping the answer" is all anyone can do.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #151 on: September 09, 2016, 06:43:07 PM »
Official position from Gary Johnson was he thought it was an acronym



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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #152 on: September 09, 2016, 07:37:22 PM »
Gary just needs the mysterious in ear pearl like Hillary.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #153 on: September 09, 2016, 07:53:00 PM »
gj head staffer guy in charge of junk: you are like third place in the president race and have some pretty big time things coming up and you're going to get some questions about current events. you want to brush up on, like, just the top 5 biggest things?

gj: nah

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #154 on: September 09, 2016, 08:05:22 PM »
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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #155 on: September 09, 2016, 08:50:32 PM »
i once had a conversation with my grandfather in which i forgot/blanked on/whatever that my uncle was my grandfather's child, which was a fact that i knew.

the idea that he's never heard the name "aleppo" before not only isn't credible, it isn't possible.  i'll give him the benefit of the doubt on the gaffe, with the annotation that he often sounds a little off on a lot of questions, which bothers me more than any single particular.  it really would be better if weld were the candidate.
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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #156 on: September 09, 2016, 08:58:28 PM »
I'd never heard of aleppo, and I'm fine with that.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #157 on: September 09, 2016, 09:02:28 PM »
BARNICLE: What would you do, if you were elected, about Aleppo?
JOHNSON: About?
BARNICLE: Aleppo.
JOHNSON: And what is Aleppo?
BARNICLE: You’re kidding.
JOHNSON: No.
BARNICLE: Aleppo is in Syria. It’s the — it’s the epicenter of the refugee crisis.
JOHNSON: OK, got it, got it.
BARNICLE: OK.
JOHNSON: Well, with regard to Syria, I do think that it’s a mess. I think that the only way that we deal with Syria is to join hands with Russia to diplomatically bring that at an end. But when we’ve aligned ourselves with — when we’ve supported the opposition of the Free Syrian Army — the Free Syrian Army is also coupled with the Islamists.
And then the fact that we’re also supporting the Kurds and this is — it’s just — it’s just a mess. And that this is the result of regime change that we end up supporting. And, inevitably, these regime changes have led a less-safe world.
GEIST: So alliance with Russia is the solution to Syria. Do you think Vladimir Putin and Russia are good and a reliable partner?
JOHNSON: Well, I think diplomatically that that is the — that that has to be the solution, is joining hands with Russia to bring — to bring this civil war to an end.
BRZEZINSKI: Joe?
SCARBOROUGH: So, Aleppo is the center of a lot of people’s concerns across the planet about the terrible humanitarian crisis that’s unfolding not only in Syria but, especially, in Aleppo.
You asked, “What is Aleppo?” Do you really think that foreign policy is so insignificant that somebody running for President of the United States shouldn’t even know what Aleppo is, where Aleppo is, why Aleppo is so important?
JOHNSON: Well, no, I do understand Aleppo, and I — I understand the crisis that is going on. But when we involve ourselves militarily — when we involve ourselves in these humanitarian issues we end up — we end up with a situation that in most cases is not better, and in many cases ends up being worse.
And we find ourselves always — politicians are up against the wall and asked what to do about these things and this is why we end up committing military force in areas that, like I say, at the end of the day have an unintended consequence of making things worse.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #158 on: September 09, 2016, 09:04:04 PM »
sys, were you like, "who is that?" and they were "you serious?" and you were "ya" and they were like "your cousin or uncle or whatever" and you were just like "ok, got it. got it."?

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #159 on: September 09, 2016, 09:06:17 PM »
Allep-nope.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #160 on: September 09, 2016, 09:08:03 PM »
the details were different, but my spacing off and confusion were comparable.


i mean, that transcript pretty much illustrates my point, it's not logical to think that he's heard of the free syrian army and the kurds, but not of aleppo.  otoh, the remainder of his answer is vague and superficial and makes clear that it's not an issue he is prepared to discuss substantively.  which i think is more the point.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #161 on: September 09, 2016, 09:16:12 PM »
It's one of the top international stories right now, I agree that he's heard of it before, but he's obviously not put a lot of thought into it. which is fine, most of us haven't. but he should probably cram for this test and make it looks like he has, because he looks like an enormous dipshit for not doing so. if you knew you were going to have the family election about knowing which uncle was which you'd put a little pre-thought into it.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #162 on: September 09, 2016, 09:23:19 PM »
This is why it should be teams running for president.

"oh you have a question about aleppo? Well let me introduce you to the BITSyriaB, _______. Hit it, ______."

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #163 on: September 09, 2016, 09:30:31 PM »
he should probably cram for this test and make it look like he has, because he looks like an enormous dipshit for not doing so.

yeah.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #164 on: September 09, 2016, 09:40:02 PM »
Man those TV guys are like really, really important people.   

I'm telling ya, earpiece, advisors helping on the other end, long pauses before answering.  Works man, it works.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #165 on: September 09, 2016, 09:42:08 PM »
Stammer a lot, that works as well.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #166 on: September 09, 2016, 09:44:33 PM »
dax, it's ok to ridicule other people without having to try to turn it to ridiculing hillary. she sucks enormous ass, we agree on that. but this isn't that thread.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #167 on: September 09, 2016, 09:45:03 PM »
and I'm not 100% positive that's what you were doing because I didn't understand what you were saying but I'm pretty sure it was

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #168 on: September 09, 2016, 09:48:36 PM »
and I have no idea if that's what you were doing because I didn't understand what you were saying but I'm pretty sure it was

rest assured that 90% of dax's posts in the pit are blatant or veiled Hillary bashing. the other 10% are defending trump.

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« Reply #169 on: September 09, 2016, 09:56:03 PM »
I've already ridiculed Johnson, but the self importance of some of these people is comical.

In writing about Johnsons gaffe the NYT's had to correct their rough ridin' article twice because they called Aleppo the capital of Syria and then the capital of ISIS.


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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #170 on: September 09, 2016, 09:59:24 PM »
and I have no idea if that's what you were doing because I didn't understand what you were saying but I'm pretty sure it was

rest assured that 90% of dax's posts in the pit are blatant or veiled Hillary bashing. the other 10% are defending trump.

Have you admitted you love Hillary yet? I forget, but you do just in case you haven't reconciled yourself to that, yet.

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #171 on: September 10, 2016, 03:36:46 AM »
omg dax :love:

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #172 on: September 10, 2016, 05:32:19 AM »
Gawd dammit Gary, Aleppo is the capital of Syria, no it's the capital of ISIS, no, wait it's a mediocre Hookah Bar in Damascus, no, it's a quaint bistro on the border of Jordan.
http://www.salon.com/2016/09/08/media-and-pundits-dont-know-what-aleppo-is-but-they-try-to-explain-it-to-gary-johnson/

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #173 on: September 10, 2016, 09:09:08 AM »
and I have no idea if that's what you were doing because I didn't understand what you were saying but I'm pretty sure it was

rest assured that 90% of dax's posts in the pit are blatant or veiled Hillary bashing. the other 10% are defending trump.

Have you admitted you love Hillary yet? I forget, but you do just in case you haven't reconciled yourself to that, yet.

I don't know about love, but I voted for Hillary in the poll, just like I'll be voting for Hillary in November. It's not a tough thing to admit. Now you try it with your bro, Trump...

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Re: Gary Johnson
« Reply #174 on: September 10, 2016, 10:07:14 AM »
 :lol:
Why would anyone admit to voting for Hillary

How humiliating
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