Fourth Of July Weekend SW Kansas KatPak

[ChiComCat]

I question the eliteness of this c hurch if it's not air conditioned.  Will there at least be sweaty old black ladies wearing hats w/ veils while fanning themselves?

I've never been to this small, SW Kansas area before, so I do not know for sure.  But I would assume that yes, the place will be packed with sweaty old black ladies wearing hats w/ veils while fanning themselves.

[jtksu]

Any chance one of them will actually be Martin Lawrence in a fat suit?  If it"

[jtksu]

If it's a Catholic church, any chance one of the nuns will actually be Whoopi Goldbrg, hiding from some criminals? 

[ChiComCat]

Also, the church isn't air conditioned and it's going to be about 9000 degrees.  Ice's may burst into flames.

Or they will be the only way to keep cool.  There will be a longer line for ChiCat Icings than SD ass-kickings at Football games. 

And I did confirm that we can bring outside Ices into the reception - All who come, be warned.

[billyheisman]

I know it's not SW Kansas, but Wamego has a pretty kicking 4th celebration. 

[Pexikan]

I got a wedding this next weekend. Good chance to scout out where ices can be stashed in a tuxedo. I will go this 'pak ready, mark my words.

[jtksu]

Isn't there an inside pocket in a tux?  I know the outside pocket are generally sown shut in rented tuxes...

[steve dave]

The best part about sd and sdbro not being in the wedding?  Cargo shorts/pants 

[Pexikan]

Warm up your ices, wedding cake and the awkwardness of meeting friends relatives and not remembering their names after 5 minutes, mother frackers!!!

[steve dave]

Hitting the road in an hour.  JFC 7 hour drives are the suck.

[Pexikan]

GD I'm hammered. Wassup, SD. See you  manana.

[BigCat]

Hitting the road in an hour.  JFC 7 hour drives are the suck.

If it's seven hours from Omaha there is no way your destination is SWKS. Unless you average >150 mph.

[_33]

Hitting the road in an hour.  JFC 7 hour drives are the suck.

If it's seven hours from Omaha there is no way your destination is SWKS. Unless you average >150 mph.

No, it's probably about 7 hours from Omaha.

[jtksu]

You really think SWKS is 1050 miles from Omaha?  Really?

[steve dave]

Hitting the road in an hour.  JFC 7 hour drives are the suck.

If it's seven hours from Omaha there is no way your destination is SWKS. Unless you average >150 mph.

I seriously don't know how to respond to this.

[steve dave]

GD I'm hammered. Wassup, SD. See you  manana.

I tested chicat last night when we got in but that a-hole blew me off. Prepare to get iced in about 3 hours.

[steve dave]

We've got a mother rough ridin' ice stalemate. Something has to give.

[Trim]

We've got a mother rough ridin' ice stalemate. Something has to give.

ICE some random person and let them think you've parted with your ICE.

I assume when you facebook status updated the fact you were packing for SWK, it's because it involved intricate packing of a few clothes and a lot of ICE.

[steve dave]

Just flipped chicat in the nuts during the wedding march.

[Trim]

Just flipped chicat in the nuts during the wedding march.

[The42Yardstick]

So basically I'm going to be the only elite poster in the 'Tan today apparently

[ChiComCat]

Just flipped chicat in the nuts during the wedding march.

This is why people hate SWKansans!

[yoga-like_abana]

So basically I'm going to be the only elite poster in the 'Tan today apparently

 

[Trim]

Just flipped chicat in the nuts during the wedding march.

This is why people hate SWKansans!

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