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1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution


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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2015, 03:53:23 PM »
7 is usually the best, not worst
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2015, 05:06:54 PM »
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

And since this is a football page, the next one is free. The football team began representing the University of Arkansas in 1894 and has since become one of the nation's top 25 programs in terms of all-time wins at the Football Bowl Subdivision level. The program was a charter member of the Southwest Conference (SWC) in 1915 and remained in that conference until departing for the Southeastern Conference in 1991, where Arkansas has remained. The Razorbacks won the SWC thirteen times and the 1964 National Championship from 1915 to 1991, with great success coming under coaches Frank Broyles and Lou Holtz

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2015, 05:17:09 PM »
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

And since this is a football page, the next one is free. The football team began representing the University of Arkansas in 1894 and has since become one of the nation's top 25 programs in terms of all-time wins at the Football Bowl Subdivision level. The program was a charter member of the Southwest Conference (SWC) in 1915 and remained in that conference until departing for the Southeastern Conference in 1991, where Arkansas has remained. The Razorbacks won the SWC thirteen times and the 1964 National Championship from 1915 to 1991, with great success coming under coaches Frank Broyles and Lou Holtz

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2015, 05:17:31 PM »
that post certainly was a bit of creative writing
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2015, 05:43:21 PM »
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2015, 07:13:12 PM »

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

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"One of the best 371 colleges!"
Lol

"A best southwestern college!"
All southwestern colleges are known for being complete dogshit, so that's good.

"50 best public college values!" 
If you're poor, this is an option!

"9th ranked accounting program (in its division)"
A division of 9 schools?

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.

"The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 Best Law School."
Top 100 is pretty good, if you are wanting to shut down your law school.

After reviewing this, it seems that the University of Arkansas is about a 7 minus on the scale.

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2015, 08:31:34 PM »

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

 :buh-bye:
"One of the best 371 colleges!"
Lol

"A best southwestern college!"
All southwestern colleges are known for being complete dogshit, so that's good.

"50 best public college values!" 
If you're poor, this is an option!

"9th ranked accounting program (in its division)"
A division of 9 schools?

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.

"The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 Best Law School."
Top 100 is pretty good, if you are wanting to shut down your law school.

After reviewing this, it seems that the University of Arkansas is about a 7 minus on the scale.

For shits and giggles, how does KSU measure up?  :eye:
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2015, 08:35:44 PM »
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution

you misspelled among

"mid tier high-school" should actually be...mid-tier high school

carry on
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2015, 08:40:46 PM »

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.


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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2015, 08:42:26 PM »
Does Arkansas not have an agricultural school?  Seems like a pretty big miss on the part of their administration.
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2015, 08:43:49 PM »
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution

you misspelled among

"mid tier high-school" should actually be...mid-tier high school

carry on

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2015, 08:44:12 PM »

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.


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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2015, 08:45:49 PM »
kitten, you have any more questions on supply chain management?

I have a KState buddy who recruits the hell out of the best in that field for a living
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2015, 08:46:25 PM »

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.


I love it!

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2015, 08:47:08 PM »
Here's one:

How many KState grads move to Northwest Arkansas for jobs?


And how many Arkansas grads move to central Kansas for jobs?



Let's discuss that
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2015, 08:48:45 PM »

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

And since this is a football page, the next one is free. The football team began representing the University of Arkansas in 1894 and has since become one of the nation's top 25 programs in terms of all-time wins at the Football Bowl Subdivision level. The program was a charter member of the Southwest Conference (SWC) in 1915 and remained in that conference until departing for the Southeastern Conference in 1991, where Arkansas has remained. The Razorbacks won the SWC thirteen times and the 1964 National Championship from 1915 to 1991, with great success coming under coaches Frank Broyles and Lou Holtz

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2015, 08:52:13 PM »
kitten just signed off

guess he doesn't want to talk about supply chain management anymore
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2015, 08:58:05 PM »
kitten just signed off

guess he doesn't want to talk about supply chain management anymore

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2015, 09:03:00 PM »
KState's national championships in dirt and plant judging trumps all of those pud education things.

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2015, 09:04:28 PM »
I mean we all know that "supply chain management" is just fancy words for "Walmart shelf stocker".

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2015, 09:05:15 PM »
Here's one:

How many KState grads move to Northwest Arkansas for jobs?


And how many Arkansas grads move to central Kansas for jobs?



Let's discuss that

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2015, 10:05:12 PM »
I mean we all know that "supply chain management" is just fancy words for "Walmart shelf stocker".

Lol, you have the business savvy of a small salad bar. Keep us posted though on how that dirt and plant thing works out.
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2015, 10:14:49 PM »
I mean we all know that "supply chain management" is just fancy words for "Walmart shelf stocker".

Lol, you have the business savvy of a small salad bar. Keep us posted though on how that dirt and plant thing works out.

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