Did I ever tell you what he did this last summer, 'bias? I hosted a KC bachelor party for my friend who got married from Salina. He wanted him invited, so I said ok. We had free passes to shlitterbaun and we went on Saturday. He then called some girl he met on Tinder to come down from St. Joseph to hang out. He left the bachelor party to be with her at the park. We didn't see him for like 2 hours and he wasn't answering his phone. I hate him, so I told the guys to leave him there and he could cab it home to downtown. During this process, I left my credit card at the bar on accident and we left for margaritas downtown.
Anyways, about an hour later, we get a call from him. "Where are you guy?!" I was like "we're downtown, where the eff are you?" and he was like "i'm stranded at the legends. The girl got mad that I didn't have any $ to pay for our dinner and she left me here. I'm poor and I just assumed she'd pay for it, etc." I was like "do you have $ for a cab ride home?" he was like "I only brought $20 to KC this weekend, etc." I made him walk all the way over to schlitterbaun and pick up my credit card, to cab it home. He's so rough ridin' worthless, man.
