Back here in peace

[420seriouscat69]

He died. Too many roids.

[Katpappy]

Most of these guys post in their parents basements.

I do most of my day posting from the shooting shack in my backyard...got a 12 pt and an 8 pt so far. My evening posts are from the basement.

BTW, whatever happened to that Springdale kid we sent you a few years or back?  Can't remember his name but he played nose guard and benched 400 in the 8th grade.

NT Rev

He's dead.  RIP

[Navin Johnson]

He died. Too many roids.

He was clean in Springdale. 

God, another kid lost to drugs after enrolling at Kansas State. 

The horror, the horror.

[Greenwood Leflore]

Most of these guys post in their parents basements.

I do most of my day posting from the shooting shack in my backyard...got a 12 pt and an 8 pt so far. My evening posts are from the basement.

BTW, whatever happened to that Springdale kid we sent you a few years or back?  Can't remember his name but he played nose guard and benched 400 in the 8th grade.

NT Rev

He's dead.  RIP

Wow...didn't know that.

[420seriouscat69]

He died. Too many roids.

He was clean in Springdale. 

God, another kid lost to drugs after enrolling at Kansas State. 

The horror, the horror.

He died after he dropped out and moved back to Arkansas, dummy! It sent him back into a deep depression.

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

This board needs a jack blasingame, that much I can already see. Jack has the unique ability to galvanize.  Right now it seems like we Arkansans are being treated like second hand citizens by the local jokels and I'll admit maybe some of our guys have been a little out of line, too.  If jack came aboard and was placed in a position as moderator I have a feeling his leadership would soon cause both sides to come together and instead of all the backbiting maybe we could talk about football and our coaches and players and what our players eat at halftime and things of that nature.  Jack serving as a mod would allow him to get our guys in line and maybe straighten out a few of your local ne'erdowells as well. 

Say the word and start that apology thread about daddy's coming home and change his avatar to that Shoney's big boy picture and name his as mod until after the game and maybe we can start having the type of debate and give and take regarding this game that I think everyone really wants. 

Thanks, people and mods, too.

[We Are Better Than You]

This board needs a jack blasingame, that much I can already see. Jack has the unique ability to galvanize.  Right now it seems like we Arkansans are being treated like second hand citizens by the local jokels and I'll admit maybe some of our guys have been a little out of line, too.  If jack came aboard and was placed in a position as moderator I have a feeling his leadership would soon cause both sides to come together and instead of all the backbiting maybe we could talk about football and our coaches and players and what our players eat at halftime and things of that nature.  Jack serving as a mod would allow him to get our guys in line and maybe straighten out a few of your local ne'erdowells as well. 

Say the word and start that apology thread about daddy's coming home and change his avatar to that Shoney's big boy picture and name his as mod until after the game and maybe we can start having the type of debate and give and take regarding this game that I think everyone really wants. 

Thanks, people and mods, too.

You know that won't happen... These EMAWer's - which oddly enough sounds like a noise a donkey makes - won't go for it.

[Navin Johnson]

This board needs a jack blasingame, that much I can already see. Jack has the unique ability to galvanize.  Right now it seems like we Arkansans are being treated like second hand citizens by the local jokels and I'll admit maybe some of our guys have been a little out of line, too.  If jack came aboard and was placed in a position as moderator I have a feeling his leadership would soon cause both sides to come together and instead of all the backbiting maybe we could talk about football and our coaches and players and what our players eat at halftime and things of that nature.  Jack serving as a mod would allow him to get our guys in line and maybe straighten out a few of your local ne'erdowells as well. 

Say the word and start that apology thread about daddy's coming home and change his avatar to that Shoney's big boy picture and name his as mod until after the game and maybe we can start having the type of debate and give and take regarding this game that I think everyone really wants. 

Thanks, people and mods, too.

You know that won't happen... These EMAWer's - which oddly enough sounds like a news a donkey makes - won't go for it.

Specifically, the sound donkeys make when they mate.  A coincidence?  I think not.

[overtheroadtruckdriver]

This board needs a jack blasingame, that much I can already see. Jack has the unique ability to galvanize.  Right now it seems like we Arkansans are being treated like second hand citizens by the local jokels and I'll admit maybe some of our guys have been a little out of line, too.  If jack came aboard and was placed in a position as moderator I have a feeling his leadership would soon cause both sides to come together and instead of all the backbiting maybe we could talk about football and our coaches and players and what our players eat at halftime and things of that nature.  Jack serving as a mod would allow him to get our guys in line and maybe straighten out a few of your local ne'erdowells as well. 

Say the word and start that apology thread about daddy's coming home and change his avatar to that Shoney's big boy picture and name his as mod until after the game and maybe we can start having the type of debate and give and take regarding this game that I think everyone really wants. 

Thanks, people and mods, too.

You know that won't happen... These EMAWer's - which oddly enough sounds like a noise a donkey makes - won't go for it.

Probably not.  Four years ago I bet them that if we won the game I would become a mod.  They never honored that promise, however. 

Now mr. Hog Swanson is aboard and that could mean some trouble.  He is one of the meanest most ornery posters we have and it looks like he may have come here as a hired gun to clean house.

[Hog_Swanson]

Howdy ya'll.  Just stopped in for a little football talk.    <--- What is this?  My guess would be, KSU fans double fisting the PowersToBe for money to keep this program open.  But hey, you should make a cool million off of this bowl game loss.  GoHogs!!! 

  <--- this will need to be explained to the NCAA as well...    

[Hog_Swanson]

This board needs a jack blasingame, that much I can already see. Jack has the unique ability to galvanize.  Right now it seems like we Arkansans are being treated like second hand citizens by the local jokels and I'll admit maybe some of our guys have been a little out of line, too.  If jack came aboard and was placed in a position as moderator I have a feeling his leadership would soon cause both sides to come together and instead of all the backbiting maybe we could talk about football and our coaches and players and what our players eat at halftime and things of that nature.  Jack serving as a mod would allow him to get our guys in line and maybe straighten out a few of your local ne'erdowells as well. 

Say the word and start that apology thread about daddy's coming home and change his avatar to that Shoney's big boy picture and name his as mod until after the game and maybe we can start having the type of debate and give and take regarding this game that I think everyone really wants. 

Thanks, people and mods, too.

You know that won't happen... These EMAWer's - which oddly enough sounds like a noise a donkey makes - won't go for it.

Probably not.  Four years ago I bet them that if we won the game I would become a mod.  They never honored that promise, however. 

Now mr. Hog Swanson is aboard and that could mean some trouble.  He is one of the meanest most ornery posters we have and it looks like he may have come here as a hired gun to clean house.

Oh you kid, sir...  I just want to shoot the breeze with some locals and feel better about my life. 

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

WTF is an Emaw?


Wait a minute..... Gonna googles. This should be good.

[We Are Better Than You]

WTF is an Emaw?


Wait a minute..... Gonna googles. This should be good.

Right? Let me know. I was afraid to try out the Google machine for fear of getting one of them Trojan worms. You can't just go around galavanting, risking Google machines.

[idontgiveAdam_713]

WTF is an Emaw?


Wait a minute..... Gonna googles. This should be good.

Right? Let me know. I was afraid to try out the Google machine for fear of getting one of them Trojan worms. You can't just go around galavanting, risking Google machines.

Every man a woman= emaw

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

WTF is an Emaw?


Wait a minute..... Gonna googles. This should be good.

Right? Let me know. I was afraid to try out the Google machine for fear of getting one of them Trojan worms. You can't just go around galavanting, risking Google machines.

"Enemas Might Anger Wildcats" seems to be the going explanation. No wonder some of these guys are so full of shite.

Zinger.

I tender the witness.

[Navin Johnson]

WTF is an Emaw?


Wait a minute..... Gonna googles. This should be good.

Right? Let me know. I was afraid to try out the Google machine for fear of getting one of them Trojan worms. You can't just go around galavanting, risking Google machines.

Every man a woman= emaw

Kansas State University:  Where the girls are girls and the boys are too.

[We Are Better Than You]

WTF is an Emaw?


Wait a minute..... Gonna googles. This should be good.

Right? Let me know. I was afraid to try out the Google machine for fear of getting one of them Trojan worms. You can't just go around galavanting, risking Google machines.

Every man a woman= emaw

Kansas State University:  Where the girls are girls and the boys are too.

Yeah - I had heard that too. 

[buckwheat]

Ran across this scientific factual map on truth.com. Was pretty shocked at what the facts were saying when plotted on a factual map. I now understand why this exhibition means so much to these guys. I would use any distraction I could to take my mind off of such a sad environment as well. With the high levels of poverty in this area it's not like they can just call the movers and leave. So losing themselves in a meaningless exhibition match-up doesn't seem so crazy to me now. Serious Q, how many of you are actually related(kin)? How many of you are related twice? Know that it's not your fault. After a few minutes of deliberation over this map I caught myself attempting to breath through my mouth out of curiosity and sympathy. It was awful and I honestly wonder how you guys can do it without even trying. RESPECT   

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

I was here a few years ago and really enjoyed the board.  I am a razorback fan and Arkansan and look forward to some good debate about this big game.

Not here to stir up any problems.  That much I guarantee.

'Bout time you got here, 'truck'......these Arkansas boys are stirrin' crap faster than a Bunn coffee maker berils water...

Rev

Well that's what I heard. I wanted to show up here and show them that there were some normal classy people from Arkansas and generally apologize for all the crap that's been stirred up and maybe get some insights into this football game.

As for attesting to my character and good intentions, I'd like for the good Rev to say a few words on my behalf as far as being a peacemaker and all around good message board contributor.  I am here with the best of intentions.

'Truck', I ain't sayin' nothin' good about ya until you return my Black & Decker hay fork.......

No Offense

Rev

[rlh06]

Good to see Overtheroadtruckdriver here. Looking forward to the weather thread.

[Harry rex vonner]

Members of EMAW,

If and when any of you do find out that Mr. Jack Blasingame is indeed your father, I'll be handling any back child support claims you might have.

word of caution: Jack's assets are tied up in kind of a general lack of existence type of situation at the moment. So in the course of working with you on what child support you may be owed, it would be a good first step to meet with Jack and myself over lunch, paid for by you, so that you would first get an hour or so of time to spend with your father. Any loans you could provide would also be appreciated, and would go far in Jack's consideration of you in his will.

You could also gas his truck up for him after lunch if you don't mind.

All of this would/will certainly benefit you later. Now I don't see an emoticon above that can accurately describe the joy you will feel when spending time with your daddy, Jack, but it's close to the joy LHC Bill Snyder is feeling in that dancing Bill thingie.

This is a win-win for you guys. Don't eff it up.

[Harry rex vonner]

I seem to detect that Yoga and Emo and Slobber are on the verge of apologizing.

Hasn't happen just yet, but it's on the tip of their tongues, I can feel it. They want to say it. They're getting ready to say it. Their eyes are moistening with tears of sorrow. Sorrowful are they. They are ashamed. Ashamed of the way previous EMAW brass treated Jack Blasingame, and ashamed of how they themselves were complicit. They poked fun and laughed as the admins held Jack down and tortured him and then locked him out. Ganged up on him. They remember the moment in the course of Jack's pain, they were laughing, heehawing, and then Jack yelled "FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yoga and Slobber and Emo were stunned. The entire massage board was stunned. All wishing that they had the heart of that lion Jack Blasingame. A man who truly lived, unlike themselves, who'd only wondered around in life, following others into Kansas of all God forsaken places. Meandering around this earth like old used vaginas, blowing in the Kansas wind, forgotten and cold and afraid.

Wishing they'd had the insight to realize they'd been in the presence of greatness.

[Navin Johnson]

Ran across this scientific factual map on truth.com. Was pretty shocked at what the facts were saying when plotted on a factual map. I now understand why this exhibition means so much to these guys. I would use any distraction I could to take my mind off of such a sad environment as well. With the high levels of poverty in this area it's not like they can just call the movers and leave. So losing themselves in a meaningless exhibition match-up doesn't seem so crazy to me now. Serious Q, how many of you are actually related(kin)? How many of you are related twice? Know that it's not your fault. After a few minutes of deliberation over this map I caught myself attempting to breath through my mouth out of curiosity and sympathy. It was awful and I honestly wonder how you guys can do it without even trying. RESPECT   

Look guys.  Little Buckwheat got some highlighters for his birthday. 

Did a respectable job coloring inside the lines too!   

[We Are Better Than You]

Ran across this scientific factual map on truth.com. Was pretty shocked at what the facts were saying when plotted on a factual map. I now understand why this exhibition means so much to these guys. I would use any distraction I could to take my mind off of such a sad environment as well. With the high levels of poverty in this area it's not like they can just call the movers and leave. So losing themselves in a meaningless exhibition match-up doesn't seem so crazy to me now. Serious Q, how many of you are actually related(kin)? How many of you are related twice? Know that it's not your fault. After a few minutes of deliberation over this map I caught myself attempting to breath through my mouth out of curiosity and sympathy. It was awful and I honestly wonder how you guys can do it without even trying. RESPECT   

Look guys.  Little Buckwheat got some highlighters for his birthday. 

Did a respectable job coloring inside the lines too!

Damn it, Bobby! You beat me to it!

[star seed 7]

That scientific map is pretty much exactly how I figured it would be.

Call me a yankee I guess, but I'm glad kansas doesn't have a huge inbreeding problem, seems like that would suck.