Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

I don't think that's his real name

I don't know why you'd make up a name like that, though.

It was the name Rev put on my Legaleze diploma after I completed his online lawyerin course from "Rev's Cab Stand and Lawyer Technical College for people that scored too high on the ACT to attend K-State".

NT Rev gave me another name, but I threw that one away.

[POD Lasalle Edition]

I don't think that's his real name

I don't know why you'd make up a name like that, though.

It was the name Rev put on my Legaleze diploma after I completed his online lawyerin course from "Rev's Cab Stand and Lawyer Technical College for people that scored too high on the ACT to attend K-State".

NT Rev gave me another name, but I threw that one away.

Psssh thats nothing, i scored potato on my ACT.

[L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq]

I don't think that's his real name

I don't know why you'd make up a name like that, though.

It was the name Rev put on my Legaleze diploma after I completed his online lawyerin course from "Rev's Cab Stand and Lawyer Technical College for people that scored too high on the ACT to attend K-State".

NT Rev gave me another name, but I threw that one away.

Psssh thats nothing, i scored potato on my ACT.

dammit man. You should have went to K-state medical school. You could be qualified to lance the boils on Rev's ass.

[Harry rex vonner]

Spoke to J.Holly, he says his gout is flared up pretty bad.  Not sure what it means but it sure means something. We ought to get the Flaming Spectral Head of Daryl Royal put back away probably.  Anyway, he says he's still banned which is good because if we're really honest I could use some of that punitive money to pay direct TV before they come for the dish.

Chip, thank you for the feedback.

I will share this with a few esteemed members of my firm over breakfast in the morning.

This Flaming Head character sounds like a potential money maker.

[Harry rex vonner]

If we just keep Big Train posting, we win in the end.

That's the key.

That is how Forrest Gump became world champion in ping pong. Just kept the ball in play

[Harry rex vonner]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

Correct. This is correct.

Jack does not appreciate the error404 he keeps getting when trying to spring forward from the forehead of Bramah and save you Wheat Farming Dotheads from Mesapotamian Purgatory. Yes that's all a figure of speech I'm not going to explain because.., just not explaining it. Error404. That's the issue here, and Keith Stone's satanic clamp on Jack's EMAW account.

Jack needs ten apologies. That's the price you all pay for his admission.

And he'll take that modship, thank you very much.

If you Armadillo Vulvas want Daddy back home, you all better start the apologies RIGHT NOW!!!



Jimmy B, it's time for you to take rollcall on these ratchet heads and, you know, do your thang.

[star seed 7]

his name is choo-choo not thomas

[We Are Better Than You]

his name is choo-choo not thomas

My bad, bro.

[Jimmy B.]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

Correct. This is correct.

Jack does not appreciate the error404 he keeps getting when trying to spring forward from the forehead of Bramah and save you Wheat Farming Dotheads from Mesapotamian Purgatory. Yes that's all a figure of speech I'm not going to explain because.., just not explaining it. Error404. That's the issue here, and Keith Stone's satanic clamp on Jack's EMAW account.

Jack needs ten apologies. That's the price you all pay for his admission.

And he'll take that modship, thank you very much.

If you Armadillo Vulvas want Daddy back home, you all better start the apologies RIGHT NOW!!!



Jimmy B, it's time for you to take rollcall on these ratchet heads and, you know, do your thang.

I'll get to it as soon as I lock down a facility to hold the Big Train/Delta Boy death match.  I've narrowed it down to either the stock yard auction arena or the bus station lobby. 

[Navin Johnson]

Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban.  Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that. 

I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two.  Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.

Correct. This is correct.

Jack does not appreciate the error404 he keeps getting when trying to spring forward from the forehead of Bramah and save you Wheat Farming Dotheads from Mesapotamian Purgatory. Yes that's all a figure of speech I'm not going to explain because.., just not explaining it. Error404. That's the issue here, and Keith Stone's satanic clamp on Jack's EMAW account.

Jack needs ten apologies. That's the price you all pay for his admission.

And he'll take that modship, thank you very much.

If you Armadillo Vulvas want Daddy back home, you all better start the apologies RIGHT NOW!!!



Jimmy B, it's time for you to take rollcall on these ratchet heads and, you know, do your thang.

I'll get to it as soon as I lock down a facility to hold the Big Train/Delta Boy death match.  I've narrowed it down to either the stock yard auction arena or the bus station lobby.

You might want to try K-State's football stadium.  I hear it's generally empty on Saturdays in the fall.

[meow meow]

we have like the 2nd longest streak of sellouts, so 

[Navin Johnson]

we have like the 2nd longest streak of sellouts, so 

How much does your stadium hold?  35k?

[star seed 7]

No, it has a capacity significantly higher than 35k

[Navin Johnson]

No, it has a capacity significantly higher than 35k

You guys are the masters of avoiding easy questions.

[star seed 7]

 

[The Big Train]

No, it has a capacity significantly higher than 35k

You guys are the masters of avoiding easy questions.

I'll give you an easy one then. How many SEC championships do you have?

[Navin Johnson]

No, it has a capacity significantly higher than 35k

You guys are the masters of avoiding easy questions.

I'll give you an easy one then. How many SEC championships do you have?

Thomas!  Good to see you this morning. 



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[The Big Train]

avoid easy questions much, yeesh

[We Are Better Than You]

No, it has a capacity significantly higher than 35k

Why bother typing this if you're not going to answer the question? I'd put the question in my Google machine but it's not recovered from the last Trojan worm I got from the last K-State inquiry I made...

[Emo EMAW]

Obviously this pondwater jack guy is a gigantic pussy or stuck in jail or something.

[We Are Better Than You]

Obviously this pondwater jack guy is a gigantic pussy or stuck in jail or something.

Navin - where's Jack's attorney at? I thought he was floating around...

Surely he was able to get that little "misunderstanding" cleared up?

[Navin Johnson]

Obviously this pondwater jack guy is a gigantic pussy or stuck in jail or something.

Navin - where's Jack's attorney at? I thought he was floating around...

Surely he was able to get that little "misunderstanding" cleared up?

I'll reiterate.  Jack's been dealing with a flaming case of gout.   When your appendages are already as messed up as his, a case of the gout will really knock you for a loop. 

Knowing Jack like I do, he's not going to come on board until he's 100%.  He don't want anything other than maximum effort and until he can give that, he's instructed the rest of us to lay the foundation.

[We Are Better Than You]

Obviously this pondwater jack guy is a gigantic pussy or stuck in jail or something.

Navin - where's Jack's attorney at? I thought he was floating around...

Surely he was able to get that little "misunderstanding" cleared up?

I'll reiterate.  Jack's been dealing with a flaming case of gout.   When your appendages are already as messed up as his, a case of the gout will really knock you for a loop. 

Knowing Jack like I do, he's not going to come on board until he's 100%.  He don't want anything other than maximum effort and until he can give that, he's instructed the rest of us to lay the foundation.

A less than 100% Jack is better than 100% EMAW'ers.

[Emo EMAW]

Tell jack to drink some cranberry juice and get over it. 

Methinks your plan was to raise a ruckus over his banishment, never expecting it'd be waived, and just piss and moan until you left.  Now that he is reinstated you're standing there dicks in your hands not sure what do to next.  "Hey less jess tell'em he gots tha gout!"

[star seed 7]

Well there's also the part where he was never banned