Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll

[Dugout DickStone]

Dickstone, what's your timeline for reinstating my client Pondwater Jack?

When Arkansas wins a championship

[The Big Train]

hes never coming back 

[MIZMAW]

holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody

Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.

MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program? 

[meow meow]

holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody

Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.

MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program?

I think racism hurts the image of Mizzou, dumbass.

[We Are Better Than You]

holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody

Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.

MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program?

Why are you even here?

[rlh06]

holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody

Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.

MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program?

Why are you even here?

Living vicariously through other bowl teams?

[Navin Johnson]

holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody

Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.

MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program?

Why are you even here?

His meth connection is one of the mods.

[kanzus state sux pigdicks]

Dickstone, what's your timeline for reinstating my client Pondwater Jack?

When Arkansas wins a championship

What kind of championship?
We have dozens.

We can offer these -

"The most successful program in NCAA history, the Arkansas men's track and field and cross country teams, led by head coach Chris Bucknam, sprints coach Doug Case and field coach Travis Geophert, are the most decorated teams in the athletics department. The program has won a total of 41 national titles (19 Indoor Championships,[69] 11 Outdoor Championships,[70] and 11 Cross Country Championships[71]), the last being the 2013 Indoor Track and Field National Championship."   -- per Wiki --

Let me guess, Track "doesnt count", right?
Eventho its the hardest sport to win titles in as you have to score and point in MANY different events.

But, we have a football and basketball NC, that winning enough for you, Dicky?
 

[yoga-like_abana]

Dickstone, what's your timeline for reinstating my client Pondwater Jack?

When Arkansas wins a championship

But, we have a football and basketball NC, that winning enough for you, Dicky?

lol, no

[star seed 7]

Track 

[EMAWzified]

Because Memphis:
K-State -- Lean, mean 1950s proto-punk, lock-up-your daughters Elvis.
Arkansas -- 1970s fat, disgusting, Vegas, lock-up-your frustrated wives Elvis.

[Navin Johnson]

Because Memphis:
K-State -- Lean, mean 1950s proto-punk, lock-up-your daughters Elvis.
Arkansas -- 1970s fat, disgusting, Vegas, lock-up-your frustrated wives Elvis.

That 1970s Elvis would have been the best player on K-State's football team back then. 

[yoga-like_abana]

Because Memphis:
K-State -- Lean, mean 1950s proto-punk, lock-up-your daughters Elvis.
Arkansas -- 1970s fat, disgusting, Vegas, lock-up-your frustrated wives Elvis.

That 1970s Elvis would have been the best player on K-State's football team back then.

.
Probably, have you seen those hip gyrations 

[star seed 7]

Ha, yeah we sucked back before I was alive!

[Jimmy B.]

that's fine, we could care less either way

How much less could you care?

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

that's fine, we could care less either way

How much less could you care?

Don't confuse 'im, Jimminey......he's still tryin' to figure out why the guys down to the YMCA nicknamed him "Train."

Rev

[Navin Johnson]

I regret to inform my K-State brethren that the Memphis Zoo has been put on high alert for incoming prairie tards.  Beginning Dec. 30, the goat, sheep, cattle and elephant (??) exhibits will be off limits to anyone wearing purple or displaying gap in their teeth measuring more than half an inch.  Also, men accompanied by women weighing more than 3 bills. 

On a brighter note, all the Motel 6's in the Memphis area have relaxed their "pet friendly" rules, so you can bring your livestock with you and it'll feel like home.

[The Big Train]

wow you just burned us so bad

[Navin Johnson]

wow you just burned us so bad

Like your secondary.

[We Are Better Than You]

wow you just burned us so bad

Him making fun of your fanbase's love for farm animals is no different than you all making fun of Arkansas for the less than 1% of people that even somewhat resemble your description.

wow you just burned us so bad

Like your secondary.

Then this happened. Maybe this is something we can both agree on. Both secondary's suck ass.

[The Big Train]

I can agree to that

[We Are Better Than You]

Holy crap.

[hatingfrancisco]

My kickass rock band traveled to fayetteville in the late 90's to play a private party for the then National Champion Track and field team. 

A kickass time was had and everyone was totally awesome. 

It was humid as hell though so I'm never ever going back.

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[We Are Better Than You]

My kickass rock band traveled to fayetteville in the late 90's to play a private party for the then National Champion Track and field team. 

A kickass time was had and everyone was totally awesome. 

It was humid as hell though so I'm never ever going back.

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Well thank you sir.

And you're right about the humidity. It's brutal.

[wetwillie]

Really latched on to the beastialiity thing this time around.  Kind if surprised how much zeal they brought on that.