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Re: Apples..
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2015, 08:21:29 AM »
I'm just gonna leave this here and let you all connect the dots...  :gocho:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Delicious
Equally terrible as red delicious.

Fuji, braeburn, gala, and jonathan are all great.

One of the benefits of apples is their ability to be eaten on the go, but never in gas station or other place of business. In a car or outdoors is acceptable IMO.

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2015, 08:34:22 AM »
I'm just gonna leave this here and let you all connect the dots...  :gocho:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Delicious
Equally terrible as red delicious.

Fuji, braeburn, gala, and jonathan are all great.

One of the benefits of apples is their ability to be eaten on the go, but never in gas station or other place of business. In a car or outdoors is acceptable IMO.

also you can lob the core into the ditch without feeling like a piece of trash

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2015, 08:37:15 AM »
Jonagold is my fav lately

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2015, 08:37:49 AM »
mrs. dave is a known eater of apples. like min. one a day. her current order of favs are:

Pink Lady
Gala
Fuji

I mean, who doesn't like to munch on a pink lady?
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Re: Apples..
« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2015, 08:38:33 AM »
are you talking about vaginas dmartin?

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2015, 08:38:40 AM »
goddamnit ecokat get back in here :curse:

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2015, 09:08:11 AM »
unless you eat the whole apple you're a disgusting casual and i won't associate with an apple eater of your kind.


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Re: Apples..
« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2015, 09:10:31 AM »
are you talking about vaginas dmartin?

That I am, Steve Dave, that I am.

or apples... either way

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2015, 09:20:14 AM »
Honeycrisp or GTFO.

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #34 on: November 12, 2015, 09:20:20 AM »
Eating an apple while pumping gas has too much of a chance of getting gasoline on your apple.

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #35 on: November 12, 2015, 09:26:40 AM »
Eating an apple while pumping gas has too much of a chance of getting gasoline on your apple.
Yes, great point.

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #36 on: November 12, 2015, 09:27:39 AM »
You guys must be very messy with the pump
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Re: Apples..
« Reply #37 on: November 12, 2015, 09:28:35 AM »
Just touching the handle makes your hand smell like gas. Maybe you don't notice because you're already gross and smelly.

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #38 on: November 12, 2015, 09:28:58 AM »
I like apple slices in fruit dip, I'll never grow out of that and I DGAF.

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #39 on: November 12, 2015, 09:31:05 AM »
I did go into the gas station with said apple because I was there to get a drink and I just hadn't finished my apple yet. Im sure that it wasn't the weirdest thing that the cashier had ever seen because he didn't even comment on it.

There's not enough time in the day for me to just sit at home and eat IMO
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Re: Apples..
« Reply #40 on: November 12, 2015, 09:41:18 AM »
ecokat, could you please answer my question about how you handled the apple while paying (it was before everyone else started posting stupid things btw)

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #41 on: November 12, 2015, 09:42:58 AM »
would you eat a chipotle burrito in a gas station?

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #42 on: November 12, 2015, 09:44:04 AM »
I eat apples at work or while driving my car, but I don't take them into places with me. I usually don't eat an apple while I am walking because I am either walking for exercise (not the time to eat) or I am walking to get my lunch.

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #43 on: November 12, 2015, 10:07:49 AM »
Fun Dad tip:

so, my kids eat apples like all the time. one day I offered lil CF3 an apple and he said no he wanted a cookie. So I said "ok how about popcorn apples?" He said sure. So I chop the apple in to like, 40 little bites and serve it in a bowl. Now popcorn apples is considered a treat but its really just an apple which is healthy.

kids are pretty easy to trick

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #44 on: November 12, 2015, 10:09:12 AM »
here's a little apple factoid- the average time between when an apple is picked, until it hits a store shelf, is 14 months


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Re: Apples..
« Reply #45 on: November 12, 2015, 11:59:40 AM »
the golden delicious apple is a fabulous apple for cooking.  i've never heard of anyone trying to eat one raw.
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Re: Apples..
« Reply #46 on: November 12, 2015, 12:00:47 PM »
here's another fun fact about apples: I have no idea what the differences is between apples beyond red and green. some are better than others but I just always figure that depends on how old they are.

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Re: Apples..
« Reply #47 on: November 12, 2015, 12:02:46 PM »
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Re: Apples..
« Reply #48 on: November 12, 2015, 12:03:15 PM »
What's the difference between the squarey ones and the roundy ones?
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Re: Apples..
« Reply #49 on: November 12, 2015, 12:15:13 PM »
disgusting apples: jonathan, red delicious

delicious apples: fuji, braeburn