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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #800 on: February 16, 2021, 05:08:48 PM »
Ted doesn't even bother with removing the taser from his balls. Just leaves it there 24/7.

It is goddam remarkable how hard he owns himself

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #801 on: February 17, 2021, 11:33:35 AM »
Ted doesn't even bother with removing the taser from his balls. Just leaves it there 24/7.

It is goddam remarkable how hard he owns himself

If you fully own yourself, no one else can 

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #803 on: February 18, 2021, 09:46:25 AM »
Ted should just stay down there, no situation has ever been improved by his presence.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #804 on: February 18, 2021, 09:48:41 AM »
He was going to Mexico in search of a bigger, better ball taser. SUCCESS!

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #805 on: February 18, 2021, 09:50:39 AM »
shout out to the 8 yr old girl with ramen noodles on a plane flight

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #806 on: February 18, 2021, 10:05:23 AM »

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #807 on: February 18, 2021, 10:14:16 AM »
shout out to the 8 yr old girl with ramen noodles on a plane flight

that's cruz's kid.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #808 on: February 18, 2021, 10:33:13 AM »
shout out to the 8 yr old girl with ramen noodles on a plane flight

that's cruz's kid.

pretty great though. like, how do you even get the boiling hot water that's needed in order to make those in that situation? and why? like, why would you have cup o' noodles on a plane? seems very out of place.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #809 on: February 18, 2021, 10:41:03 AM »
Daughter with out of place instant ramen is the most likable thing about Cruz that I can remember ever seeing.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #810 on: February 18, 2021, 10:41:48 AM »
shout out to the 8 yr old girl with ramen noodles on a plane flight

that's cruz's kid.

pretty great though. like, how do you even get the boiling hot water that's needed in order to make those in that situation? and why? like, why would you have cup o' noodles on a plane? seems very out of place.

and why do I have to sit next to tha big cup of stink.  Eat at the termy

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #811 on: February 18, 2021, 11:43:03 AM »
Chicken ramen smells delicious. 

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #812 on: February 18, 2021, 11:45:08 AM »
If you're doing the cup noodles on a plane, you better be prepared to drink that broth

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #813 on: February 18, 2021, 11:45:36 AM »
Yeah, all aromatic food kinda sucks on a plane but cup noodles would be one of the least offensive. I would hate the dude housing a whopper way more.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #814 on: February 18, 2021, 12:11:14 PM »
If you're doing the cup noodles on a plane, you better be prepared to drink that broth
Why would you not?

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #815 on: February 18, 2021, 12:13:54 PM »
One time I brought bbq on a flight at IAH and I saw the guy sitting next to me send a text complaining about the smell.

Also lol at cup of ramen on a flight. Imagine a worse travel snack.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #817 on: February 18, 2021, 12:15:28 PM »
Wait is he drinking a top ramen cup in the United lounge? Lmao

https://twitter.com/jualtorres/status/1362282862893035527?s=19

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #818 on: February 18, 2021, 12:23:04 PM »
kind of a shitty lounge, if that's on offer.  no offense to ramen.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #819 on: February 18, 2021, 12:28:31 PM »
kind of a shitty lounge, if that's on offer.  no offense to ramen.
Probably part of sanitation theater. They're not gonna have a charcuterie spread these days

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #820 on: February 18, 2021, 12:29:43 PM »
Everything about United is shitty, including their lounges.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #822 on: February 18, 2021, 12:32:25 PM »
I remember when I was a kid and school would get cancelled and I would ask my dad if he would fly with me to Mexico.

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #823 on: February 18, 2021, 12:33:13 PM »
Everything about United is shitty, including their lounges.

their award travel options are pretty nice.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: ted cruz is a sociopath
« Reply #824 on: February 18, 2021, 12:34:02 PM »
I remember when I was a kid and school would get cancelled and I would ask my dad if he would fly with me to Mexico.

he represents the working man