Author Topic: ted cruz is a sociopath (Read 116501 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #800 on:** February 16, 2021, 05:08:48 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on February 16, 2021, 04:11:25 PM

Ted doesn't even bother with removing the taser from his balls. Just leaves it there 24/7.

It is goddam remarkable how hard he owns himself

CNS · « **Reply #801 on:** February 17, 2021, 11:33:35 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 16, 2021, 05:08:48 PM

Quote from: chum1 on February 16, 2021, 04:11:25 PM
Ted doesn't even bother with removing the taser from his balls. Just leaves it there 24/7.

It is goddam remarkable how hard he owns himself

If you fully own yourself, no one else can

chum1 · « **Reply #802 on:** February 18, 2021, 09:40:44 AM »

OMG. LOfuckingL.

https://twitter.com/DavidShuster/status/1362272883775582209

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1362418963196485634

Brock Landers · « **Reply #803 on:** February 18, 2021, 09:46:25 AM »

Ted should just stay down there, no situation has ever been improved by his presence.

chum1 · « **Reply #804 on:** February 18, 2021, 09:48:41 AM »

He was going to Mexico in search of a bigger, better ball taser. SUCCESS!

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #805 on:** February 18, 2021, 09:50:39 AM »

shout out to the 8 yr old girl with ramen noodles on a plane flight

steve dave · « **Reply #806 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:05:23 AM »

whoopsie damn daisy

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1362432632596881411

sys · « **Reply #807 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:14:16 AM »

Quote from: Dr Rick Daris on February 18, 2021, 09:50:39 AM

shout out to the 8 yr old girl with ramen noodles on a plane flight

that's cruz's kid.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #808 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:33:13 AM »

Quote from: sys on February 18, 2021, 10:14:16 AM

Quote from: Dr Rick Daris on February 18, 2021, 09:50:39 AM
shout out to the 8 yr old girl with ramen noodles on a plane flight

that's cruz's kid.

pretty great though. like, how do you even get the boiling hot water that's needed in order to make those in that situation? and why? like, why would you have cup o' noodles on a plane? seems very out of place.

chum1 · « **Reply #809 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:41:03 AM »

Daughter with out of place instant ramen is the most likable thing about Cruz that I can remember ever seeing.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #810 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:41:48 AM »

Quote from: Dr Rick Daris on February 18, 2021, 10:33:13 AM

Quote from: sys on February 18, 2021, 10:14:16 AM
Quote from: Dr Rick Daris on February 18, 2021, 09:50:39 AM
shout out to the 8 yr old girl with ramen noodles on a plane flight

that's cruz's kid.

pretty great though. like, how do you even get the boiling hot water that's needed in order to make those in that situation? and why? like, why would you have cup o' noodles on a plane? seems very out of place.

and why do I have to sit next to tha big cup of stink. Eat at the termy

Institutional Control · « **Reply #811 on:** February 18, 2021, 11:43:03 AM »

Chicken ramen smells delicious.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #812 on:** February 18, 2021, 11:45:08 AM »

If you're doing the cup noodles on a plane, you better be prepared to drink that broth

star seed 7 · « **Reply #813 on:** February 18, 2021, 11:45:36 AM »

Yeah, all aromatic food kinda sucks on a plane but cup noodles would be one of the least offensive. I would hate the dude housing a whopper way more.

waks · « **Reply #814 on:** February 18, 2021, 12:11:14 PM »

Quote from: ChiComCat on February 18, 2021, 11:45:08 AM

If you're doing the cup noodles on a plane, you better be prepared to drink that broth

Why would you not?

michigancat · « **Reply #815 on:** February 18, 2021, 12:13:54 PM »

One time I brought bbq on a flight at IAH and I saw the guy sitting next to me send a text complaining about the smell.

Also lol at cup of ramen on a flight. Imagine a worse travel snack.