Author Topic: The greatest story ever told (Read 6819 times)

MakeItRain · « **on:** October 28, 2015, 01:40:00 PM »

http://jezebel.com/someone-get-zola-a-pulitzer-or-potentially-a-spot-in-th-1739159055
https://storify.com/public/templates/card/index.html?src=//storify.com/yomike/a-wild-weekend-in-florida

ShellShock · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2015, 01:54:48 PM »

That was intense...also, i only understood about every 4th word or so.

mocat · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:05:04 PM »

Trim · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:24:09 PM »

Will I be able to keep it together if I try to read this in a meeting?

puniraptor · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:26:34 PM »

thats...

really something

MakeItRain · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:42:09 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 28, 2015, 02:24:09 PM

Will I be able to keep it together if I try to read this in a meeting?

No you won't. "This nigga was lost in the sauce and his bitch was lost in the game." Isn't even the funniest line.

Tobias · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:42:57 PM »

holy crap, amazing

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:44:03 PM »

HOLY crap!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:44:38 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on October 28, 2015, 02:42:09 PM

Quote from: Trim on October 28, 2015, 02:24:09 PM
Will I be able to keep it together if I try to read this in a meeting?

No you won't. "This nigga was lost in the sauce and his bitch was lost in the game." Isn't even the funniest line.

That was amazing, MIR!

MakeItRain · « **Reply #9 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:53:05 PM »

I found Jess' Facebook page, should I post a link, she hasn't posted since May?

Tobias · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:54:53 PM »

feel free to keep us posted

Brock Landers · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:57:16 PM »

Thread title certainly delivers. That was incredible!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:58:22 PM »

Hate to be a real dobber here but what does lowkey mean?

puniraptor · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:59:30 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 28, 2015, 02:58:22 PM

Hate to be a real dobber here but what does lowkey mean?

i really didnt get it either with how she was using it

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:00:38 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on October 28, 2015, 02:53:05 PM

I found Jess' Facebook page, should I post a link, she hasn't posted since May?

Yes, plz!

mocat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:01:47 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 28, 2015, 02:59:30 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 28, 2015, 02:58:22 PM
Hate to be a real dobber here but what does lowkey mean?

i really didnt get it either with how she was using it

do you guys know how to figure things out using context?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:05:13 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 28, 2015, 03:01:47 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on October 28, 2015, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 28, 2015, 02:58:22 PM
Hate to be a real dobber here but what does lowkey mean?

i really didnt get it either with how she was using it

do you guys know how to figure things out using context?

I mean I figured it meant herself but I wasn't sure if that was her nickname or like could I use lowkey when I'm telling about my gangsta hood rattin feenin tales?

mocat · « **Reply #17 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:06:42 PM »

omg emo

puniraptor · « **Reply #18 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:07:29 PM »

lowkey: open to new experiences and ideas

steve dave · « **Reply #19 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:07:43 PM »

emo, get out of here

Tobias · « **Reply #20 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:10:16 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:11:42 PM »

Jess' is hotter than what I expected.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #22 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:15:29 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/jessicarae.swiatkowski.7?ref=br_rs

Strangely enough Google is the reason I found this. I was looking for her instagram that is in the jezebel article and while typing her ig @ her full name came up in the predictive text. This is 100% her, that jezebel article was up for a while before they pixilated out her face.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:19:53 PM »

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/10/zola-twitter-insane-epic-story?utm_campaign=complexmag&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&sr_share=facebook

These are pics from the night. She must have really been dolled up.

Trim · « **Reply #24 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:21:27 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on October 28, 2015, 02:42:09 PM

Quote from: Trim on October 28, 2015, 02:24:09 PM
Will I be able to keep it together if I try to read this in a meeting?

No you won't. "This nigga was lost in the sauce and his bitch was lost in the game." Isn't even the funniest line.

OK, give me a couple hours.