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Offline Testy Westy

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2015, 10:52:24 AM »
Bevo XV won't be on the sidelines until next year. Does that help our chances? Probably not but idk.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2015, 10:55:55 AM »
Whoa really? When is the last time they played a home game without Bevo? I know it was the first time in forever there wasn't a Bevo for the RRS.


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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2015, 11:00:51 AM »
I'm not sure it would help. Much of our Texas dominance took place with the late Bevo on the sidelines. Then again, we lost last time we played @Texas, so difficult to say either way. Also first time playing Charlie at DKR, so Bill may not hold back like he used to for his buddy Mac. There are lots of variables at play here.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2015, 11:04:11 AM »
They just ran for a bagillion yards on the team that we just put up 100 yrds against.  They are going to run all over us.  Even if our pre-ejaculated football spray game plan works, we have no chance. 


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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2015, 11:11:41 AM »

They just ran for a bagillion yards on the team that we just put up 100 yrds against.  They are going to run all over us.  Even if our pre-ejaculated football spray game plan works, we have no chance.

But we didn't run against that team, so that's like apples and oranges.

Heard will probably get 150-200 rushing yards. The only question is whether it will be enough.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2015, 12:00:56 PM »
who cares if they replace their stupid horse, I just want to beat them again.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2015, 12:09:02 PM »
would beating texas hurt us in the long run?

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2015, 12:12:41 PM »
They just ran for a bagillion yards on the team that we just put up 100 yrds against.  They are going to run all over us.  Even if our pre-ejaculated football spray game plan works, we have no chance.
that is logical but remember this crazy triangle from 2009?

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2015, 01:19:55 PM »
They just ran for a bagillion yards on the team that we just put up 100 yrds against.  They are going to run all over us.  Even if our pre-ejaculated football spray game plan works, we have no chance.

Rush defense is the only thing we are truly good at, 25th in the country.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2015, 02:00:31 PM »
You guys need to start focusing on Bible Aggie.  The UT game is irrelevant.
Why? you need us to beat them because you know you can't?

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2015, 02:35:40 PM »
This will be the first game for their new Bevo.


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I don't think they picked a new Bevo yet?  Then again it's Texas, how difficult can it be to find a Longhorn steer wandering around.  They probably will just keep the gates to the stadium open all week and the first steer that wanders in gets the job.

every inch of the field would be covered w/ homeless people.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2015, 04:49:31 PM »
Remember in 2009 when the 'cats got destroyed @Tech

then the next week the 'cats destroyed A&M


AND THEN…

the following week A&M beat up on Tech?

I doubt that happens just refreshing your memory.
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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2015, 04:59:23 PM »

Remember in 2009 when the 'cats got destroyed @Tech

then the next week the 'cats destroyed A&M


AND THEN…

the following week A&M beat up on Tech?

I doubt that happens just refreshing your memory.

Excellent point and good analysis. Thank you for posting this reminder.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2015, 05:12:15 PM »
We don't match up well with Texas.  They have athletic DBs and a dominant dline. We won't be able to move the ball unless we have a masterful game plan and the line plays out of their mind.  Our defense should be able to hold them under thirty if we don't turn it over a billion times but I doubt we score over twenty.
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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2015, 05:18:05 PM »
Remember in 2009 when the 'cats got destroyed @Tech

then the next week the 'cats destroyed A&M


AND THEN…

the following week A&M beat up on Tech?

I doubt that happens just refreshing your memory.

i came here to post exactly this. it's not going to happen, but hey you know it has before.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2015, 05:18:31 PM »
I will be shocked if this team notches six wins after the crap show I witnessed on Saturday.
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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2015, 08:40:19 AM »
I suspect we lose by 3 TDs :frown:
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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2015, 08:42:29 AM »
We don't match up well with Texas.  They have athletic DBs and a dominant dline. We won't be able to move the ball unless we have a masterful game plan and the line plays out of their mind.  Our defense should be able to hold them under thirty if we don't turn it over a billion times but I doubt we score over twenty.

From what I've seen of Texas, their defense is actually really bad. I'm more worried about their offense scoring 50 on our shitty D because we won't run the ball and keep them off the field.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2015, 08:49:50 AM »
it is supposed to rain down in austin this weekend and our cats are mudders.  i like the cats in a sloppy one, 24-14.


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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2015, 10:45:40 AM »
You guys need to start focusing on Bible Aggie.  The UT game is irrelevant.
Why? you need us to beat them because you know you can't?

We'll beat them.  I just want them subjected to the maximum amount of humiliation possible.  Losing to Walk-On Aggie would be awesome.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2015, 10:48:08 AM »
We call TCU "Bible Aggie", plz stop trying to confuse our posters.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2015, 10:49:49 AM »
We call TCU "Bible Aggie", plz stop trying to confuse our posters.

No.  You are stupid.  We are cocaine aggie.  baylor is bible aggie.

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2015, 10:55:36 AM »
Has it been mentioned that we are only 4 pt underdogs? Texas isn't exactly a juggernaut...

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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2015, 11:02:21 AM »

Has it been mentioned that we are only 4 pt underdogs? Texas isn't exactly a juggernaut...

No but we have discussed Bevo


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Re: The How About We Win at Texas Thread
« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2015, 11:11:22 AM »
We call TCU "Bible Aggie", plz stop trying to confuse our posters.

No.  You are stupid.  We are cocaine aggie.  baylor is bible aggie.
no, you are bible aggie. baylor is branch-davidian aggie