bend each breadstick in half, dip in nacho cheese, bite out the middle, throw the rest away. repeat for each breadstick
take the best looking pieces of the pizza and eat the best parts, when there are no more best parts, strip of all the cheese and toppings with your fist and cram into your mouth. throw the rest away.
eat all the wings in the normal manner. 8 is no big deal for any human.